Hobbes 1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 "Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from." Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Nice, in case you hadn't noticed there's a void or two that needs filling around here.If only I were an adequate subsititute for Caleb. Unfortunately I'm only half as much of a bitch as he is. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Less motivated, yes. Still happy to help, but just with slightly less urgency.You said son, does that mean you know the sex of the baby and my hopes of my future trophy wife coming from your wife are gone?No, it means I have a 9-year old step-son.If only I were an adequate subsititute for Caleb. Unfortunately I'm only half as much of a bitch as he is.When a star player goes down, it's up to the others to step up their game. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 If only I were an adequate subsititute for Caleb. Unfortunately I'm only half as much of a bitch as he is.Well, nobodys perfect. I'm sure you'll do just fine while he's getting his shit sorted out. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 yeah, that's one of the best scenes in movie history if you ask me.I could basically type it out off of memory. Nearly Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 No, it means I have a 9-year old step-son.When a star player goes down, it's up to the others to step up their game.I don't pay attention very well, but ....excellent Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 12 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)9 Members: zimmer4141, Hobbes, Randy Reed, Ouch-8s, Bizzle, Timdog1010, Ron_Mexico, tyfgine, GovernatorCaleb? Caleb, oh you came back!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Well, nobodys perfect. I'm sure you'll do just fine while he's getting his shit sorted out.Hopefully, and then once Jen has loosened up a bit I can start posting as turd ferguson again. Sounds like a plan. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 yeah, that's one of the best scenes in movie history if you ask me.I could basically type it out off of memory. Nearlynow, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hopefully, and then once Jen has loosened up a bit I can start posting as turd ferguson again. Sounds like a plan.Well I wasn't going to be quite that blunt about it, but ok. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Kentucky has a No-Fault divorce. There are never trials or anything like that, it's strictly negotiated by attorneys and such, pretty formulaic. Seeing them on trial saying "He said, She said" is just pretty weird and needless. I do like the fact she called him gay though, good stuff.Lady Grey you should go to California, steal Caleb from his g/f and then dump him so that he can come back here and post, okay? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hopefully, and then once Jen has loosened up a bit I can start posting as turd ferguson again. Sounds like a plan.Did we all know her name before just now? Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did we all know her name before just now?I'm going with 'no'. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Lady Grey you should go to California, steal Caleb from his g/f and then dump him so that he can come back here and post, okay?Hmm no thanks, I think he's more speedz's type. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did we all know her name before just now?Hmm, I caught that too. I don't think so. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did we all know her name before just now? Ok fuckers. Here are some pictures of me that I found on the computer. There aren't any funny ones because I'm only in pictures when I'm forced at gun point. Have your fun. God damnit.This is Turd's Gurl a.k.a. Jennifer and me at a New Years Eve party.Yes. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did we all know her name before just now?He has said it on here before, you guys obviously aren't very observant. He probably isn't happy that I'm spreading it around, but that doesn't bother me. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hmm, I caught that too. I don't think so.I'm not good at innuendo. I was convinced lady grey was someone else, but now...? Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Yes.And that's why you're Adam and we're not... Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Ha, now i'm laughing at the fact that the majority of us really are clueless and that just proved it. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 5 bucks says Ouch quotes my post about Vancouver with some sarcastic comment. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 In honor of Turd, I think we should all call in sick to work tomorrow.I'd just like to point out that I called in sick this morning. Couldn't pull it off for the whole day though. Booooooooooo.and I'm sober.and I may be single soon.and Caleb's gone.I need some gay love...This whole situation sucks. I think that Ron has again shown his wisdom (it blows my mind but still); if you can let her turn this incident into a positive without losing respect for her, then do so, but if her actions are going to cause you to lose your respect for her (and it sounds like they will) then you need to re-evaluate.I definitely missed this conversation. I have nothing to add but support and an asshole if you need it TimHahahaGrimes: You've been to outer space? You?Homer: Sure, you've never been? (pause) Have you seen my Grammy?A classic moment. There was another one where he listed off all the crazy accomplishments he's had, or is that the same moment?So we had five new interns start on Monday. They just got done with their training and need some work to do. I sent an e-mail out to all of them saying I had three tax returns that need to be prepared, so any of them can come to my office if they want to do it. The cute girl was the one who came first. (Good lord, you don't even need to FMP on this.) Anyway, I think I'm going to use my position of power to suggest that we go out for drinks to discuss her performance on these first tax returns. What do you guys think? Good idea?Hmmmmmm. No lemon juice.So it sounds like a great idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Yes.That bird picture distracted me from everything else in that post. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 That bird picture distracted me from everything else in that post.This POS?You're obviously not a man of the arts. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did we all know her name before just now?you mean it wasn't TurdsGirl?Vincent Cacartia: Do you know who I am Mr. Worley?Mr. Worley: I give upVC: I'm the Antichrist. You tell the angels in heaven that you've never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you. My name is Vincent Cacartia, I serve as counsel for Blue Lou Boyle. Mr. W. I heard of Blue Lou BoyleVC: I'm glad (that is a great line that I use all the time)VC: So that should clear up the How full of sh1t am I question?something like that, alsoVC: Your son and the b1tch-wh0re g/f of his, found out we gonna do some business, and...VC: You're son, FCKHEAD, that he is, left his drivers license (accidentally spits his gum out, but they kept rolling) Link to post Share on other sites
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