I Called In Sick Today

[mrfritz 904]

Iowa St down four touchdowns in the third quarter, brvy is at this game.

 

Edit: five touchdowns 

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Luckily, I backed out on Wednesday morning with the friend group.  Saved me from spending a thousand bucks to get kicked in the nuts.

[mrfritz 904]

I tip the garbagemen every xmas one hundred dollars, is that weird?  Same for the mail lady. Tough jobs, I could never do them. 

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I already was a huge fan of Anthony Jeselnik, but his new special is crazy dark and hilarious.  Love that dude.  

 

I saw his live show from this tour in the front row in Columbus, OH, and as expected it was basically verbatim of his filmed special in Milwaukee a few months later.  A buddy was wearing a Steelers jersey so we got a shout out.

 

I think I've already rewatched this joke about 1000 times:

https://www.instagram.com/thehouseofcomedyy/reel/DC6dNb2yLyt/?hl=en