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Well it has to do with my surgery and her commenting that I’m very unhealthy. I lost of a lot strength, and experienced some erectile dysfunction - though I blame that on just not being fully back to normal since the surgery. Then when I got past that, it had been five years since I’d had sex, so I finished very quickly. 
 

she felt I should have told her before that it would happen. I said that’s not what I consider foreplay. It went downhill from there when I told her it was a problem I’ve had all my life, and she said she couldn’t trust me, and felt scammed. 
 

I was like whatever, I get it. I’m not gonna apologize, I do the best I can. But she just didn’t want to deal with it. And I don’t really blame her. Plus we didn’t have a ton in common. It ended very abruptly, as these things often do. 

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Essay, have you ever had regular sex on at least a daily basis?

 

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Upon reflection even when having a steady squeeze in my 20s I don't know if I could honestly say we banged every day, at least not for an extended period. 

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