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We had not really been reviewing stuff from all these angles, and it makes some of the advisors look extremely bad. Like, wow. I am astounded at the shit one can get away with if you’re 50 and appear to be doing something while nobody’s really watching.


Oh for sure. We have some portfolio managers who do nothing but put our clients in our Global Positions Solutions sub managed account. It’s the height of laziness to put 3 million into one SMA and say I’ll see you next year. But that’s what they do.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Yeah you made it seem serious. Shit happens on first draft. I’ve seen document drafts that make big mistakes from 500 an hour attorneys. That’s why we review things.


I was more worried about the fact that I should have caught these errors at least a week ago, but definitely more than an hour before we were consolidating. I also didn’t realize just how much this draft doesn’t matter. Like, the business bankers loan balance is $60 mil below budget. The entirety of the consumer (which I work on) is $150m. So, even if I had my stuff perfect it’s peanuts compared the overall position.


Still here by the way. At least our CFO brought us bagels and bought us pizza for lunch. Unknown if we have to work tomorrow yet.

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Went to the dog park today with a friend. I can always tell when Mack is really tired because he'll curl himself up super tightly




or he'll fall asleep like this





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There is one cute girl I see there frequently. She's got a golden as well, although yesterday she had two with her, but she doesn't seem interested in conversing with anybody, much less me.


she sounds like a bitch. i think I'm in love with her.


how's everyone's fantasy football teams doing? for the first time ever i have a really good team in a money league. i'm two games up with three weeks left so money is nearly a lock for the regular season. not even sure how it happened, but my todd gurney fandom had a lot to do with it. got him in the second round.

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Not that I was even in a position to buy them right now,but both the houses I had looked at are off the market and that makes me upset. Being a poor sucks.


Cut your salary in half, keep everything else the same. Then you’d be poor.

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