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It's Friday, bitches. Anybody got hot weekend plans?

 

I need go buy some casual Friday polos for the summer. I'm wearing one today but I've carelessly and shamefully let my polo shirt options dwindle to nothing. Probably gonna hit Dillard's and Macy's, see what they got.

 

Maybe go to the casino.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Bday is Sunday, some friends are coming up. Weather looks shitty, was hoping for a pool day Saturday, having fun, drinking and grilling then hit the town that night. We shall see

 

Drinking and eating will happen. Probably my last weekend of indulging for a while. Gotta make some moves

 

Might go with nothing but shakes for a while, as I like them, and I have my Vitamix. Weeeee

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I don't know how to swear on here anymore. Flagnabit. A jiggly pom flig gibber. But yeah, I did it. Essay's next. Not strat, that guys got problems. Essay? So normal. Normal guy.

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It's Friday, bitches. Anybody got hot weekend plans?

Went to Disney World with the wife and kids and some friends the past couple of days. Neighbor got us a sweet discount on a hotel room at the on-property Hilton. Only complaint about the trip is that it's really tough to do amusement parks with toddlers. I used to be a model of efficiency and ride pretty much everything. Now the expectation is: we get to what we get to. We went to Animal Kingdom and Epcot. Animal Kingdom just recently opened up their Pandora (Avatar) section. The ride Flight of Passage is probably the new best ride at WDW. Had an extremely draining 3.5hr wait, but it ended up being worth it.

 

Just going to play some poker this weekend.

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Pandora (Avatar) section. The ride Flight of Passage is probably the new best ride at WDW. Had an extremely draining 3.5hr wait, but it ended up being worth it.

 

I am with Essay on this big time. If the wait is over an hour, I'm not going on the ride.

 

However, I am going to Disney next summer with the family, and I want them to meet your family, so keep your schedule open and I'll let you know when it gets closer. (You too Mex)

 

I also want to know some more about this ride. I obviously imagine it will be awesome, but I need some deets.

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While we might be trending down a touch, I'm feeling really good about 2018. I think we will definitely give 2016 a run for it's money.

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I can post more if you want, pump the numbers if need be.

 

For instance, walking back from chipotle after lunch some d bag in a blue ACLU shirt asks me if I have a minute to discuss civil rights. I said not today. He said if not today then when. I said tomorrow, and kept walking.

 

I think deep down he knows I won't want go discuss civil rights tomorrow either, and him knowing that means I won.

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I can post more if you want, pump the numbers if need be.

 

For instance, walking back from chipotle after lunch some d bag in a blue ACLU shirt asks me if I have a minute to discuss civil rights. I said not today. He said if not today then when. I said tomorrow, and kept walking.

 

I think deep down he knows I won't want go discuss civil rights tomorrow either, and him knowing that means I won.

 

I would prefer less from you.

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Fvck that. I got my juice back, and I'm ready to post.

 

I got this new houndstooth dress shirt. White and blue. Fvckin great stuff. Two compliments already today. Wearing my HUGO BOSS tie with it and I look like pat Bateman at his peak.

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My man.

 

I finally started to feel a little comfortable at work today. So that's nice. I also dazzled the hell out of a manager with my speed creating a filtered table today. Keyboard shortcuts, bruh.

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I would prefer less from you.

 

I don't know if anyone else will say it, but I'm glad you're back.

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I don't know if anyone else will say it, but I'm glad you're back.

 

JUDAS!

 

traffic wasn't great on the way home. some assclown was doing 40 at the 29/635 merger and nearly killed us all. but, nevertheless, i persisted.

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