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My brother can only help me move next weekend so I'm trying to do most of my packing this weekend. I really wish I could purge more stuff but I did a pretty thorough job last year when I moved.

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You should have paid someone to do all that. You're in the 1% now.

 

I nearly just choked to death drinking water. Wrong pipe I guess. Drowning must be awful.

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I nearly just choked to death drinking water. Wrong pipe I guess. Drowning must be awful.

 

I knew a sailor once, got tangled in the rigging. We pulled him out, but it took him five minutes to cough. He said it was like going home.

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Remember to pull out.

 

I just cleaned my bathroom, which is always fun. Thinking about seein guardians of the galaxy two later. I enjoyed the first, and odds are I'll enjoy the second.

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Sounds like a couple of solid Sundays. And a reminder that i haven't had any coffee today yet.

 

Me? I ran 8 miles this morning and then ran some errands. Now I'm watching some tv before doing laundry.

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Yeah, like, in a row even.

 

 

I'm signed up for another 1/2 marathon June 3rd. I've been a little apprehensive since, yanno, last time, and I've struggled a lot more on runs than I did last go round but today was a pretty good run so I think I've got a shot at this thing. This was the longest I've run since then so I texted a friend that I was going to share my location with her and she was to monitor it and if i didn't text her at intervals she was to send help. Fortunately, it didn't come to that.

 

 

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Naps, you could always ask people other than your brother to help. I'm available if it doesn't work out with him.

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Essay, you should watch this if you haven't:

 

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Naps, you could always ask people other than your brother to help. I'm available if it doesn't work out with him.

 

Brvy I could not in good conscience ask you to drive to DSM and then up to MPLS and then back to Wisconsin without paying you a buttload which I am not willing/able to do. But I appreciate the offer and know that from you it's a 100% genuine offer.

 

But also my brother has a truck and trailer which I especially need for my motorcycle and bed and kayak.

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If brvy wanted to pm me that photo I wouldn't be mad about it.

 

I'm 90% calling in sick tomorrow. Just don't wanna go on, I'm too depressed over the way James comet was treated. So unfair.

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