Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 They played "do they know it's Christmas" and I thought of you BigD. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 I hope it was the original and not the 2014 abortion 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Nah, it was the 1984 version in all its glory. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 A few weeks ago, I had to go to the emergency room as the result of enthusiastic foreplay. Last night, my partner cut xer hand on my gladius while having sex. I'm now looking for a blacksmith to make us his and xers suits of plate armor, but with openings for our genitals. I've had ideas for fetishes that were just as hot, but never one that's also this practical. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Perfect example of why I don't bother with foreplay. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 What's the reason for not bothering with the intercourse part? 5 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 it's only been two years, nothing to worry about. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 thanks, tilt. Give me your address and I'll send you mine and Mack's Christmas card. I almost sent you my address but then in the next post, 2 minutes later, you mention being drunk. But thanks anyway, it's the thought that counts. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 YOUR LOSS Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Party was a blast. Theme was Feliz navidad and I may have wore a #problematic sombrero and poncho over a Christmas turtleneck. They had a golden named Ace wearing a sweater and doing tricks for chips. The hosts mom showed up with a bottle of patron and we did far too many shots. My day spent watching the hustler proved worthwhile as I won a few games of pool. Relived a little college glory going 3-0 in beer pong while referring to myself as "the kid". Somehow managed to not get a hangover though. I did drink a large mug of water before passing out and slept in. Probably helped. Props to Mack for not waking me up at his normal 6 am. Or maybe he tried and I was unresponsive. Hard to say. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Cashed 74th out of 2900+ in a $50 tourney. 9 hours for a cash of $235. Spent a lot of time in the top 5, and felt the pull of the 26k first place. Not quite meant to be. Been on a good run this week, though. Won $110 in a $2, and like $75 in a $3. The sharkscope graph finally trending the right way after a few months. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 heard some of childish gambino today on the ol' sirius and pretty much thought of that episode of south park where everything sounds like explosive diarrhea. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Well, it was a good run. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'm never leaving. You can pry this place from my cold dead fingers. <job rant> 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'm also never leaving. We just need a catalyst like JJJ to come back. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 i was busy doing my part to make america great again. closing deals doesn't just happen, you gotta want it more than the next guy. i also just got a new overcoat. Michael Kors. navy. wool. very classy. i'm looking good in it, have no fear. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 <job rant> pussy Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'm still not back in the habit of checking in here daily or more. I'll try to do better. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 pussy pussy THIS :grabs crotch: Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Shouldn't it be GRAB THIS (grabs pussy). Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Need to go to the grocery store. If I do, I don't see any way I avoid getting some harvest cheddar sun chips. Simply the best, better than all the rest. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 i got the sun chips. opened up the very moment i got home. delicious. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 this grab crotch pussy Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 It should be illegal to pack that much flavor into a chip. I didn't eat the whole bag though, if that's what you were thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 You don't what to know what I'm thinking about you and these sun chips, nancy. Link to post Share on other sites
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