Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 My precheck status says "eligibility determined" but lists no "Known traveler number" which is the shit that I really need. A quick Google says that this means I was approved but it takes a day or two to get your KTN. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 So that's no on the brojobs? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 It isn't a fear of being classified as gay or bi that stops me from having sex with dudes. It's my appearance. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I actually picture Napa getting ready to torrid sex with a gay man, yet he continually breaks the momentum to hang up his shirt. Properly unlaces his shoes and puts his cedar shoe trees in, folds his pants so they won't wrinkle. Even the gay dude would think Napa is absurd I enjoyed my visualization 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hey, did beans ever check in again while I was on hiatus? He had been gone a long time before I left? Any other check ins or new news happen? Half surprised Mrs Cobalt isn't knocked up again. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 One of my legs probably weighs 136. The middle one? - Strat 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hey, did beans ever check in again while I was on hiatus? He had been gone a long time before I left? Any other check ins or new news happen? Half surprised Mrs Cobalt isn't knocked up again. Beans is gone forever Mrs Cobalt probably doesn't take much D these days. Besides putting out kids like an assembly line, she is in surgery today, a 6-8 hour surgery, to fix some longtime pain in her jaw. Probably why they have two kids. She couldn't get her mouth open wide enough for Colby's monster hog, so they had sex instead. Bam, 2 kids I kid. Best of luck to the wife, colbster. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Wang still owes me $100. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Wang still owes me $100. Son of a bitch Yes, good luck to Mrs Cobalt Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I feel Napa is short circuiting Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Is the View New Content button broken for everyone else too? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 False. My circuits have never been longer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Is the View New Content button broken for everyone else too? Some people's Create New Content buttons have been broken for years 7 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Napa, suited, I've found your solution http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/9491738 quit projecting your desires onto me and napa. but then again, if you're offering... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I actually picture Napa getting ready to torrid sex with a gay man, yet he continually breaks the momentum to hang up his shirt. Properly unlaces his shoes and puts his cedar shoe trees in, folds his pants so they won't wrinkle. Even the gay dude would think Napa is absurd I enjoyed my visualization to completion effed your p. #brojob Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 work evacuated due to gas leak. thanks taco bell. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Christ, the food really is destructive. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Half surprised Mrs Cobalt isn't knocked up again. As Ron said, she finally had surgery yesterday. After years of searching for a doctor that would it, we finally found one in Miami back at the beginning of the year. It was originally supposed to be in June, but some paperwork got lost or something. Kind of crazy that it took so long, but it's a relief that it finally got done. For about 20 years, she's been struggling with jaw joint pain. She has a degenerative jaw disorder...basically the joints sort of dissolved into fragments. Usually she'd go through days of intense pain with it every couple of months, but the past few months (if not year), it has been almost every day. She wore an ice pack around her head most nights to try to get some relief. They originally wanted us there at 6:30am...then 6am. We had to leave our house at 4:30am. I got maybe an hour of sleep that night...and maybe 6 hours the night before that. They didn't actually take her back for prep until 8am. Surgery to replace her jaw joints with custom artificial ones was about 5 hours (faster than the 6 that they estimated). They wouldn't let us back to see her for a few hours after though. Finally got a room around 8pm. The accommodations weren't bad (couch that converted into a bed), but it is tough to sleep in a hospital when someone's coming in every hour. Add in the pain I've still got from my accident (it is getting better...but I notice it when I lay down), and it was a tough night. Fortunately we got to go home this afternoon. She's still in pain...but more from the trauma of the surgery...hoping it goes a long way to resolving her issues. Anyway, yeah...we couldn't get pregnant until after the surgery. Add in the financial uncertainty and it has kind of been off the table. Once she's more recovered and I can show a little more stability, I think we might start considering it again. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,756 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Hey, did beans ever check in again while I was on hiatus? He had been gone a long time before I left? Any other check ins or new news happen? Half surprised Mrs Cobalt isn't knocked up again. There were a few drop ins when you were gone, but not Beans. Speedz and Shake both said hi and then disappeared like a fart in the wind. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Roadhouse is on cable. They don't make great movies like this anymore. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Glad to hear the surgery got done and I hope it gives your wife the relief she needs Cobalt. Can't imagine going through daily pain like that, 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 YOU can't? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Pain don't hurt my man tilt. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Goddamn is Road House a good movie. I'm currently drinking a Michelob ultra while wearing fighter pilot gloves. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Napa you're a true American, and I love you. Nothing like a college football Saturday. God bless this great country. Link to post Share on other sites
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