Essay21 2,385 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina and that's all there is to it. Strat, just give it some time. You don't need to plan the rest of our life by end of day. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 essay, I will NOT end up spending the rest of my life with you. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Talk about a Freudian mistype. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 You couldn't handle that dong Napa, don't make me hate you Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Sorry strat - I'm having a bad week and pushing that on you. That said, pretty sure I agree with everything Ron said. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 I can handle anything I put my focus on, Ronny. I'm a guy who gets things done. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Sorry strat - I'm having a bad week and pushing that on you. That said, pretty sure I agree with everything Ron said. no apology needed, it's something I should be thinking about whether I want to or not. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Went to the casino. Ended up down $18. Not ideal but I was super close to being down $400 a few times so I'll deal. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Should have taken your initial buy-in to blackjack, let it ride at 25 a hand. Be a man, god damn it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I can't bring myself to sit at a $25/hand table even though I end up playing that anyways. They had 1 table of $25 and 2 tables of $10 that were full as I was walking out. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 It's tough. But it's the way to go, especially if you're just looking to walk out with a win. One hot streak, then bail. COME ON NAPA. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Our "big" music festival is this weekend. Nas and the decemeberists are the headliners. I did not purchase tickets. They have a bunch of free concerts and stuff going on around the area so I'm going to go check it out. A friend of mine is involved with this http://www.news.iastate.edu/news/2016/07/06/80-35pavilion So I'm going to go see him and whatever this is. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Napa double down and let it ride, baby. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 On a smoke break at the tuf finale. Have Khalil, Cooper and Joanna in a parlay and cooper straight. Shouldn't have put copper in the parlay and put all my eggs in that damn fight. Dead even about overall between gambling, eating and drinking. Need a nice couple blackjack runs today and tomorrow to go him a big winner Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Ran into a guy I played poker with last night. He was super drunk to the point where he got cut off by the poker room waitress and then kicked out, or so I'm told. I left before then. But he was telling a story about how him and his roommate let an acquaintance of theirs, "a really fat dude who wears a fedora a lot" stay at their place for awhile. He moved out or they kicked him out or something. Fedora left some stuff at the house and asked if he could come get it and they were out of the town so they said sure. They came back and the house smelled like gas because Fedora turned the gas stove on hoping the house would burn down in an attempt to cover his tracks because he stole "Harvest Moon" for SNES. When poker guy next saw Fedora at the bar he beat the shit out of him and that's why he's awaiting trial on assault charges. Or something. He's also fighting a second DWI charge. Anyways, I ran into that guy tonight at the festival. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 live footage, napa at play: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Incredibly accurate. I was supposed to meet my old roommate and his girlfriend downtown. He texted me they were leaving and on their way so I was just hanging out at a free concert. It'd been about an hour and I hadn't heard anything. I saw I had a snapchat from a different friend (picture of her new baby. Ugly baby. Unfortunate) and while there I saw a snap story of my old roommate from minutes earlier from the concert I was at and I could tell o was literally 10 feet in front of him but by the time I noticed they were gone. I started getting really depressed about them blowing me off and I started walking to the other side of the festival and ended up running into them. He asked me why I didn't text him back. He showed me his phone where he sent me a text saying they were there. I never got it. Whoops. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Maybe he should open his god damn eyes next time. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Never bet on women, never know if they raggin or not Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Never bet on women, never know if they raggin or not You know I've never had an interaction with a woman I attributed to aunt flow. Now it's a small sample overall but I've often thought that whole thing was overblown. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Might go to the casino tonight, might not. If I do I'll be thinking of our late friend Tilty. #RIPInPeace Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind. I haven't left the couch, and I don't plan to. Same for tomorrow. Getting quality couch time bro. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Yeah I spent the majority of the day on the couch but I was going stir crazy so I went grocery shopping. Flipped my casino coin and got tails 2 out of 3 so I guess I'm casino'ing. Hopefully I'll actually play well for once. BBJ is over $120k. Feels irresponsible to not play. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Saw the (black) guy next to me pull out some gum earlier and so I offered him $1 for a stick and he goes "nah, man, you're good...let me know if you need more" and the dealer goes "smells like watermelon? Is it watermelon?" And the black guy goes "why do you think that" and it got uncomfortable for a bit. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Saw the (black) guy next to me pull out some gum earlier and so I offered him $1 for a stick and he goes "nah, man, you're good...let me know if you need more" and the dealer goes "smells like watermelon? Is it watermelon?" And the black guy goes "why do you think that" and it got uncomfortable for a bit. Well it's no hood pass but free gum is still cool too. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now