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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Hell, I'm meeting all kinds of FCP people these days

 

Last weekend, Smacciec or whatever the screen name was from the Army Thread was at my house, in my pool, passed out in the guest room, with her boyfriend

 

I'm saying at SpecBrad's house on Saturday night, hanging with dms26 and Tallon as well.

 

Now I just gotta hook up with Nikki and I'll be good

 

Let me know when shaver is in your neck of the woods and i'll be on your doorstep with the molly, poppers, and half a kilo of viagra.

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It will not surprise me at all if heavy drugs replace discipline in the future.

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I offered the dad my belt, and to show him how to properly tan the boys hide, but he declined like the millennial he is.

 

He declined because it wasn't brown

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I'm in Chicago for the night. Did I mention that?

 

I hate you. Give me more than a moment's notice next time. I only live 30 minutes from Ohare.

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I drove in. Wedding in Lousiville this weekend. Bunking up in Chicago for the evening.

 

Sorry, Brv. I've only known about this for months so hard to plan something. I've got some time to kill in Wicker Park if you want to grab a Long Island.

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I drove in. Wedding in Lousiville this weekend. Bunking up in Chicago for the evening.

 

Sorry, Brv. I've only known about this for months so hard to plan something. I've got some time to kill in Wicker Park if you want to grab a Long Island.

 

Please PM Strat the addy so he can show up with some bourbon that you guys can share. One drink. That's all I ask

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I didn't even RSVP. Not 100% I've got a reserved seat at the reception. My invite got lost in the mail. I told the groom I was coming and the bride invited me on fb to the kickoff party tomorrow night so hopefully it'll work out.

 

Wowsers. I'm drunk and tired.

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Dynamite drop in, Monty.

 

Missing three days is great stuff. One of the assistants mailed confidential information in the wrong envelopes, so person x got to see all of person y's info and vice verse. Now I have to do privacy event training. THANKS OBAMA.

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Normally it's all automated, so even if a mistake happens I'm not roped in. But this d bag mailed a form I need signed to open an IRA to a guy who was supposed to get his K1 that somehow never came. So IRA guy gets the K1 and K1 guy gets the IRA form. Not the end of the world but a super annoyance to me now. And it happens while was 1000 miles away.

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