Essay21 2,385 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 If Napa told us why he's in beantown I forgot, but I hope he doesn't catch anything and become a Red Sox fan. That would be terrible. Tiltys giants got one on my Redbirds last night. Freakin Rosenthal needs to be demoted from closer. I'm done with him professionally. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Wedding today. Did go to the game yesterday. Scalped tickets and had pretty decent seats on the third baseline but all my friends had tickets on the monstah so I snuck up there after a few innings. It was a good time. But fvck the sox. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Wedding today. Did go to the game yesterday. Scalped tickets and had pretty decent seats on the third baseline but all my friends had tickets on the monstah so I snuck up there after a few innings. It was a good time. But fvck the sox. How the hell do you go to so many weddings? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Man, I don't know. I don't have this many friends. I thought I ran out of friends to get married years ago. Yet, I've got another wedding next weekend and two more in the fall. And I just had a friend get engaged so probably at least one next year, too. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I haven't been to a wedding in probably 15 years. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,750 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 How the hell do you go to so many weddings? It's all about the frat. I normally hate everything about frats, but I can say with confidence that joining a frat was the best thing Napa has ever done for himself, and I am 100% in favor of it in his case only. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Hi guys! I'm working 60 hour weeks, a little on the weekends, even the weekends where the job says "take Friday off as a summer thank you!" Ah feck it. I got a $5K raise, which is nothing, except that it is $5K more than I had. I'm drinking a rose wine because I'm classy af, and I'm seeing some weird ass art tomorrow. (I'm going into the ball. Correct that's correct.) Dear LACMA guest, We look forward to having you join us for James Turrell’s Light Reignfall. Here is your ticketing information: In order to maximize your experience, we offer the following suggestions. Arrive Early Each Light Reignfall ticket is timed. We recommend arriving 30 minutes early to ensure that you are able to park, pick up your ticket, enter the gallery, and sign your waiver in advance of your experience. Parking is $12 at the Pritzker Parking Garage on Sixth Street and at the corner lot on Wilshire Boulevard and Spaulding Avenue. Light Reignfall appointments are non-refundable and non-transferable. Failure to check in at the Light Reignfall gallery in the Resnick Pavilion five minutes prior to the appointment may result in cancellation. Check In Check in at either Ticket Office to claim your tickets. Tickets must be retrieved by the original purchaser. A photo ID is required to retrieve pre-purchased tickets. Participants must be 18 or over and have a valid photo ID. Waiver and release of liability is available online and on-site and must be signed before participating. Be Prepared Due to the immersive nature of Light Reignfall, please note the following in preparation for your experience. Light Reignfall is not recommended for individuals with claustrophobia, heart conditions, back conditions, a history of seizures, epilepsy, and/or sensitivity to flashing lights. Participants thought to be unstable or under the influence of drugs or alcohol will not be admitted. No photography or other documentation of the experience is permitted. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,750 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 We're gonna need a trip report on that one. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Will we? At the casino, losing money and hating life. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Hit a gutter ball and doubled up. Up 200 now. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Dr. Cornell West is on my flight. Anybody got any questions they want me to ask him? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Yes! Ask him if Harvard has teaching dogs!! This is Mack's moment. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Jesus, even the instructions for how and when to get to the art gallery are pompous and arrogant. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Unfortunately, I was not able to reach Dr. West and ask if Mack could have a faculty position. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,721 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 that's too bad, your dog would do a better job teaching than that hack. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 It's a Museum, and the exhibit is sensory deprivation, single person only. It's going to eliminate my visual perspective, and I bet I'll feel like I'm flying, or that things are flying into me. I attended a group experience a little similar two months ago, with these kinds of warnings. I was shocked at how many adults had panic attacks and anxiety, and had to leave early. If you want arrogant and no talent pompous, I think something like Gregory Siff would fit the bill. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Uh, that's Cayenne pepper. #thatsthejoke 4 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,721 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 #thatsthejoke 3 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Will we? At the casino, losing money and hating life. Yes, Brvy please have your namesake smite the shunned one. Okay, so I went to the ball, the Light Reignfall. James Turrell likes to explore themes of saturated tones of color, and of depth perception, and lots of other things. I was the first attendee this morning, I signed the release form, took off my shoes and put my purse in the holding box. The white coated attendant took my info (total babe, not too gay, just gay enough, and I kind of hope he finds me on Instagram). The machinery looks like a PET scan machine, or an igloo, and I'm happy I didn't see anyone go in or out before I did. So, I skim the two pages and sign, phone number, and give an emergency name and phone number, and then walk up the stairs. The attendant asks me to lie down, again, it's pretty much a drawer that's going to shift into the igloo. The future Mr. Frau hands me nice headphones, specifying which was left ear or right ear, and then he hands me a panic button to hold in case I need to end the experience early. It's a timed experience, and is 10m 54sec long. I get rolled into the globe/igloo/whathave you, and lose my sense of visual perspective almost immediately. The headphones pipe in tones, almost like sound tests, and the visuals are saturated color, which bleed into hues; there are no clear transitions, and every once in a while there are dots and geometric shapes that bounce around. Again, for frame of reference, it kind of reminded me of the peripheral eye exam test. The last 5-10 seconds are silent, with the hues being light, and so beautiful. Then I got wheeled out--the 11 minutes went very fast. There was the next patron waiting for me, and she was noticeably nervous. I am claustrophobic, and I felt a little uncomfortable; I felt a (Sklansky bait) boundary--I can go into an igloo, an elevator, and I'm okay. I doubt I'd be able to go into a cave. The exhibit is installed for a year, and I'd like to go back and do this again. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,750 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 So it was just different colors? That's not what I was expecting. Also; I want you to live a long happy life. I'm not sure marrying a gay dude is the road to supreme happiness, since you're not also a gay dude. (just the right amount of gay or otherwise) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Man, stop trying to ruin Napa's chances. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Interestingly, I was looking into buying a sensory deprivation tank recently. I must have gotten distracted by another project. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 A float tank business recently opened nearby. I've considered using it but I'm afraid my tinnitus would become unbearable within the confines of the tank. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 At the airport, off to Dallas then Jackson Hole. Then drive two hours to get to wherever these people live. Gonna be a long ass day. Staying at the clients house, which is weird to me. But hey, I'm getting paid for this so what the hell. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 American Airlines is a goddamn joke. This plane makes a Southwest Airlines plane look like a palace in the sky. Link to post Share on other sites
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