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how do you just ask some customer service rep for porn

 

Yeah, I'm worried the customer service guy in a call center in Boise, Idaho (he informed me of his location to start the call) taking calls for Directv is gonna judge me for looking at naked women and having the el sexo.

 

I think I may have said, accidentally, "free porn, you can't beat that deal". He said "what male turns that down?" We chuckled. I informed him that I didn't know of one, and then moved on

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I like Seth rogen, but I didn't think the last Christmas looked any good. I'll watch it when it's on hbo, but I'm not in a hurry.

 

I totally made that Rob Lowe/Robert Downey joke for you. Jerk

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I am passing on doing a work bracket this year. They bumped the entry to $20 and I've watched about 3 minutes of college bball all year. So, no thanks

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Do your self a favor, Napa, take Kansas. They have great back court play, tenacious defense, upper classman leadership, a great coach and they dominated a power conference so they are battle tested.. That's the formula for March Madness success

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The only "bracket" I fill out is a quarters bracket where 8 people draft 8 teams and then every round you win 1-2-4-6-8 quarters X the teams seed from everybody else. I've been splitting an entry with my BFF the past few years. 2 years ago we lost like $125 so it can add up quickly if there's a lot of upsets.

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Yep, figured. I remember when the card rooms went Wild West for a bit and offered BJ and 3 card poker, but that didn't last long.

I think PBKC has a few table games where they used to have the high stakes poker games.
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Well, in the interest of full disclosure, I used the Stugotz formula of March Madness analysis, and I've watched maybe 30 seconds of hoops this year. I have no idea who is in the Kansas back court and no clue if they even have upperclassmen playing significant minutes.

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Do your self a favor, Napa, take Kansas. They have great back court play, tenacious defense, upper classman leadership, a great coach and they dominated a power conference so they are battle tested.. That's the formula for March Madness success

 

Coach Self and dem boys are playing with a chip on their shoulder so far. Interested to see if they are contenders or pretenders.

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No Pac 12 love? Oregon in the final 4. Book it!

 

 

(I could not care less about college basketball but I heard a guy on the radio say this. YMMV)

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