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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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so many Iowa state fans downtown still. You'd think half of Ames drove in to watch them lose last night. Now they're left to wander the streets like the walking dead, weighted down with the knowledge they wont be even this mediocre again for years.

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I'm OK with them losing yesterday and having that time to rest up for the tourney. I don't think it matters what seed they get because if they're playing good they can beat any school but if they're not we're looking at first round exit regardless of where we're seeded.

 

 

Garth Brooks is coming to town and I was able to get tickets. A coworker that I'm friendly with failed to get tickets even though they added 4 extra shows. I offered to add 2 more to my order but he declined. I should have bought the max and resold them but oh well. Seems like a lot of work.

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The 5 days off after winning the big12 tourney aren't enough? Come on son.

 

KU has won 12 straight. If they finish this its 14, then the national title would be 20. Do that and you're looking at a historic run. That's what I want. That's what a winner wants.

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Went with my wife to see Jewel last night. She was excellent. Does a great job of mixing in enthralling/funny stories. If you ever get a chance to see her, you really should.

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I don't understand this expression, throwing shade on someone or something. It's being used to mean you've disparaged the item recieving the shade, as though shade is bad.

 

Back in my day, shade was a good thing. A thing we sought out on a hot summers afternoon for relief. Shade was a valuable thing to find.

 

Goddamn punk ass millennials have even ruined shade.

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What brand time machine did you use?

She just released a new album, I believe...and has steadily been releasing them. She's only 40.

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Shade is NOT a millennial term, not originally. It came from the catty world of NYC'S 80'S gay/trans/drag club scene. Vogueing (popularized/exploited by Madonna) was the dance expression of shade. Two (often in drag) people who hate each other would vogue right next to each other, doing dance moves as an expression of hate for the other. Like you got served, only much gayer.

 

If you want to know more about shade, watch the documentary Paris is Burning

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Did anybody else see the awful aughts movie "Shade" starring Sylvester Stallone as the worlds best "mechanic" who somehow continued getting invited to card games despite everyone knowing he was a giant cheater? I still got the DVD if anybody wants to borrow it.

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i didn't say they invented it, only that i'm just now hearing it, and i don't like it. i won't watch that documentary. i don't support the use of shade in this fashion. and that is all that i have to say on that.

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I learned about shade's history on Twitter, as a #BlackTwitter member was bitching about shade being appropriated by white people, and a member of #QueerTwitter set her ass straight. Who is appropriating whom is serious business.

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Did anybody else see the awful aughts movie "Shade" starring Sylvester Stallone as the worlds best "mechanic" who somehow continued getting invited to card games despite everyone knowing he was a giant cheater? I still got the DVD if anybody wants to borrow it.

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j9ylo

 

Personally, I'm partial to 2006's All In, starring the girl from the Lolita remake.

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I kinda wish more people had my level of porn/webcam addiction. Then they would have neither the time nor the money to watch/buy such obviously shitty movies. With that, maybe such an overwhelming volume of said shitty movies would stop getting made.

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I kinda wish more people had my level of porn/webcam addiction. Then they would have neither the time nor the money to watch/buy such obviously shitty movies. With that, maybe such an overwhelming volume of said shitty movies would stop getting made.

 

I've learned to multitask. I live most of my life in one state of parasexual stimulation or another, and but that doesn't mean I can't at the same time be watching Netflix or shopping for weatherproofing for a hammock. By lunch time today I'd been involved in a ruined milking, watched a show about runaway slaves, brushed and fed a series exotic and illegal pets, watched a bunch of trash on Netflix, did a bunch of medium-core drugs, and fetishistically washed gym clothing.

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