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Napa, you are so country. Even considering letting your domesticated dog run after a raccoon, which has claws, diseases and a will to not die is just crazy. I'm sure you were mostly joking, but I couldn't even fathom that. I'm so city.

 

They do wanna chase squirrels, and even that would make me sad if they caught one and killed it. It would make me think that my dogs are sociopaths

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I never claimed to not be country. My dog is a giant wuss. He would haven't done anything had I let him out anyways. Well, he probably would have ran towards it but the raccoon would have been long gone before he got to it. And "lol" at domesticated as if he hasn't spent the first 9 months of his life having run of a farm. My old dog regualry would kill possums and raccoons and even got a beaver once.

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If a person did that it'd be sociopathic. A cat doing it is it being a cat.

 

 

Old roommates surprise 30th birthday party this weekend. Got a house in Galena for the weekend. Going to ski and drink some alcoholic beverages. Probably eat at some point. 15 of us but I'm really only "friends" with a few of the people. Honestly, a little anxious about the trip.

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If a person did that it'd be sociopathic. A cat doing it is it being a cat.

 

 

 

I feel like you're taking the sociopath comment a little too seriously. I laugh that the dog just wants to chase and presumably kill that animal for no good reason. I get that he's a dog and some are bred for just that.

 

 

Look at it this way, you'll get to meet some new people that don't know anything about you. You can be and do anything you want, show them whatever you want. Make them think you're a boss who just don't give a eff. Plus, the more people you know, the more connects you can make. Plus, you'll have a proper lubricant.

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Soon as you get there you pull your dick out and you call it to everyone's attention. Fellas, here it is. Ain't really even that big, but I'm putting it out there because I'm a goddamn man. Let's fvckin party. You zip up and dominate a weekend.

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Last night was mad real. Lots of drinking. Lots of games. Stopped at the casino on the way and lost a quick hundy.

 

We were supposed to go skiing today but it's unlikely since its been pretty warm the last few days and the legit snowboarders of us are saying it's going to be shitty conditions. Might go to a brewery instead. Who knows.

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