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sometimes i'll squint at things, like i have bad eye sight and i have to strain to see that thing or read that sign. but in reality i have perfect vision, better than 20/20 without glasses. i'm not sure why i do it.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I forgot about this Christian conference they hold in downtown KC leading up to New Years. Fvckin bible thumpers everywhere. I went to get lunch and people had bibles out arguing over passages. I made a run for it but they've taken over every place to eat for blocks. Brvy would love it.

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Any of you party animals have big New Year's Eve plans? We're going to a party/Bon fire/drunk fest with about 50 other redneck degenerates.

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Probably just going to go to the bar with my pals and head home shortly after midnight to try and beat Uber surge pricing. Got half a mind to burn a half day of vacation and go home at noon. I've got nothing to do and don't feel like just sitting here when nobody else is here.

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Any of you party animals have big New Year's Eve plans? We're going to a party/Bon fire/drunk fest with about 50 other redneck degenerates.

 

Careful no one frames you for murder by throwing a body in the bin fire while you ain't looking.

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Probably just going to go to the bar with my pals and head home shortly after midnight to try and beat Uber surge pricing. Got half a mind to burn a half day of vacation and go home at noon. I've got nothing to do and don't feel like just sitting here when nobody else is here.

 

You are saving that half day for what? Do it. Too late now, I suppose.

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Oh, I took it, Ronnie. Took it good, I did. Got a nice year end cleaning of the apartment done. Now just watching tv and killing time before heading to the bar. Kinda want to get there right at bar open at 4. Kinda want to wait until 6 or so.

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napa was a virgin 10 years ago. and shake wasn't addicted to cocaine. ronny weighed under 400 pounds. frau was still dating men. jubi couldn't cook. tilt didn't exploit people for profit. strat was dating a british dude. hank hadn't killed any hookers. scram was in jail. brvy still knew his kids names. speedz hated animals back then, oddly enough. i was the same though.

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I'm going to an early seating dinner with friends, then hiding in my apartment until next year.

 

Some friends took me to pizza and a movie on Tuesday, I parked my car on the street to avoid the high garage fees. Obvi got ticketed and towed. Mr. Friendzone texted me just as I was trying to figure out where to go--so he offered to help. I got to his place, confirmed where car was, and he gave me a ride, made sure I got in my car, etc.

 

Gotta go, Netflix just emailed me Nurse Jackie is streaming.

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Careful no one frames you for murder by throwing a body in the bin fire while you ain't looking.

 

Could happen. If it does you will be my first call.

 

And, just for the record, I WAS exploiting people for profit 10 years ago. Started in 2003 actually. #winningforoveradecade

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I'm going to an early seating dinner with friends, then hiding in my apartment until next year.

 

Some friends took me to pizza and a movie on Tuesday, I parked my car on the street to avoid the high garage fees. Obvi got ticketed and towed. Mr. Friendzone texted me just as I was trying to figure out where to go--so he offered to help. I got to his place, confirmed where car was, and he gave me a ride, made sure I got in my car, etc.

 

Gotta go, Netflix just emailed me Nurse Jackie is streaming.

 

But did you give him a ride?

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Sorry, I guess I was channeling my inner Ronnie there.

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No rides given. In keeping with the thread, I am a woman and the worst, so I felt awkward about asking him for help, but then realized it was the most convenient thing for me, and we're old friends, and I would do the same for him no second thought. I had already called the dinner friends, hoping they were still around but it went to voicemail.

 

 

Mr. Friendzone has texted since asking me if I'm okay, and asking how my car is. Unnecessary because I was very calm. Honestly, the part I was most concerned about was getting to the tow yard by myself. Sometimes they're in places I'd rather not go to as a single woman. In some kind of luck, the car got towed to a place that was not in the middle of an apocalypse, the employees cheery and helpful. It probably took less than 15 minutes to get my car back.

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