SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 i wouldn't wait until the baby was born IF YOU FOLLOW MY DRIFT. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I made it through the Yankee swap with dignity intact. I ended with a small notepad and matching pen AKA junk I can leave in the office. I walked home with a bunch of leftovers and an open bottle of red wine. Tomorrow has two meetings, one which announces the placenta eater's exit to Senior Staff, the second where her exit is announced to all staff. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 You should give her your notebook as a parting gift but write shit on every page. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 give me her number if you really want to punish her. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I ate offal the other day, and was thinking of placenta the whole time. It was like ordering grits and imagining caviar, I assume. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I've never had any of the 4 things you mentioned, but still can't help but feel that it's a horrific analogy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I've never had any of the 4 things you mentioned, but still can't help but feel that it's a horrific analogy. My point is, I picture placenta is bursting with complexity and flavor that is unimaginable to those of us who've never tried one. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I got what you were going for. Didn't make it much less offal. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 That's an awful pun. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'm assuming everyone else is also off until January 16th? However, I'm excited, because unlike Frau. my life is dope and I do dope shit. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'm not off, but I'm never really on. I did win a lil $20, 6-person tourney on betcoin tonight. Somewhere north of $300 for first. I then turned that into at least a thousand, and lost pretty much all of it in the following two hours. A good evening. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I bought a ticket for a play tonight called The Christians. It's at the Mark Taper has a live gospel choir, and is supposed to be fantastic. I think I'll get downtown early and see if I can treat myself to a nice single lady dinner. I've got a lunch on Saturday, then work, then work on Sunday, and then I'm off. Maybe I'll try to see a lot of movies? I have a couple of Christmas invites, and New Years and New Year's Day. It just feels like I'm going to have a lot of nothing-doing time. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I have to work. Lots of stuff to do. Money never sleeps. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 My computer randomly decided to not accept my password and it took me a good 20 minutes to get it resolved and then I got an angry message from IT because I tried to cHnge my password twice in 24 hours. We're starting to ramp up to budget season and I'm sort of just in a holding period until month end when I'll be busy as shit. Neither of the people on food duty brought anything today. Today has just been a giant L. Im ready to go home and go to bed forever. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Well, hopefully not forever. If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain the same? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 As of 4:30, I'm off for 9 days, then work 4, then off for 3. For me, that's a YUUUGE win UFC in Orlando tomorrow night. Not going. But will watch. Dolphins on at 4 on Sunday. Besides that, not much happening. I gave out too many likes this page. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 New Pusha today so it's not all bad, I guess. Might go up to MPLS this weekend, might not. Might go watch basketball with my buddy tomorrow, might not. Ronald, my Florida wedding is in Jacksonville in October. I don't think that's close to Orlando. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 It's actually super close if you are thinking about Florida in terms of Iowa driving. It's like driving from DSM to Iowa City or something. Like 120 miles or so. Plus you could just drive straight down the Atlantic which would be fun. Remember, Ronald lives on the far northeast side of Orlando. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'll be in Orlando sometime next spring for work. But I'll have to go from there right to Miami to see another client, so it's unlikely I have time to not see Ronny on my trip. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 We have a (wife's) family Christmas party tomorrow, which is fine mostly. My wife's dad has 3 siblings, two sisters and a brother. One of the sisters is hosting the party and we get along great with her and her husband and the other sister. The brother/wife's uncle is mostly an ass and has had many falling outs with his siblings off and on over the years and with us for about 15 as he was a partner in our cell phone stores and my split from the company was less than amicable. Always makes things awkward because he tries to be this great guy at gatherings like this but every time I'm around him the knife wound in my back flares up again. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'll be in Orlando sometime next spring for work. But I'll have to go from there right to Miami to see another client, so it's unlikely I have time to not see Ronny on my trip. You FCKING make time. Naps, brvy is correct, at least on the 2hrs part. We'll meet in Daytona and squeeze some cards. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Ronny if I can I'll make time to buy you a beer or lap dance and give you a bear hug that would smother a normal man. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I wanted some health food for breakfast today (brunch, really) so made Bacon and Potato Tart Layer the bottom of a fry pan with bacon, sprinkle with S & P, then a thin layer of sliced potatoes, grated cheese (old cheddar, parm, grated onion, minced garlic), and fresh thyme leaves. Repeat until the layers are about twice the height of the pan. Wrap it back up in bacon and cover the bacon ends with a small pot lid to keep them from unravelling while they cook. A lot (a lot!) of fat is going to come off this so put the pan onto a deep baking sheet or something and into a 350 degree oven for about 2.5 hours. When a sharp knife goes in easily and the bacon looks done, take it out of the oven and drain as much fat as possible. Invert onto plate, then again to get it upright and let it set for 15 minutes while you poach eggs, make hollandaise, and blister tomatoes. Serve, eat, nap, gym. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Someone's been watching old Epic Meal Times Link to post Share on other sites
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