brvheart 1,759 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Crap. I shouldn't have forgotten our Canadian brothers. I would like to have some Poutine with ya'll. Hank can come too. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I see how it is, lump me in with a bunch of syrup slurping, denim wearing foreigners. some nice guy... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 i want my own night, just you and me. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Iowans are not a kind people. They're basically Germans, only without the three generations of forced faggotry as penance for Nazism. When you visit Iowa, you're visiting with the very same people who gave rise to Hitler. I would wager eastern Nebraska is even more Germanic. At any rate, they aren't nice, I agree, they just are really good at being phony. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 The only item on my bucket list that involves this forum is cuckolding Dutch with his partner of ambiguous gender 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Braj...we gotta pick a weekend and just get super weird. Link to post Share on other sites
iQuack 128 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 The only item on my bucket list that involves this forum is cuckolding Dutch with his partner of ambiguous gender I'm guessing this happens before... Braj...we gotta pick a weekend and just get super weird. This... 3 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I think pete rose is buzzed. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Braj...we gotta pick a weekend and just get super weird. Me? Dog, I live in the same town as Hank, and actually like him and I've never hung out with him, so don't hold your breath 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I only have one braj here and it's not you. I don't think you'd like me IRL. I'm not even sure you like me here TBH. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 That's not true. Strat's a braj. As is Ronnie. And Fraus the female equivalent. Irregardless I wasn't speaking to you. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 You're the loner kid who's cool because he doesn't care if he's cool. Dutch is my lifestyle coach. Tilty's the uncle who sells predatory loan sheds. brvy is my gaurdian Angel. Ouch is my cool uncle. Hank is the black sheep uncle that I always end up gravitating to at family gatherings. Scram is the family friend that thinks I'm retarded. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Roast Venison with light blue-cheese Pico de Gallo, mashed red potatoes and a big pitcher of unsweetened mint iced tea. That's what I had for dinner tonight. I don't know what I'm going to do when I run out of venison. Hire a poacher, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I just arranged some hunting ground for next season. I'm annoyed I wasn't on the ball this year and didn't get anything lined up. Really wanted a freezer full of deer sausage. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 It's a shame that Essay switched his allegiance to the dark side. Tonight's game could've been really fun for him. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 You're the loner kid who's cool because he doesn't care if he's cool. Dutch is my lifestyle coach. Tilty's the uncle who sells predatory loan sheds. brvy is my gaurdian Angel. Ouch is my cool uncle. Hank is the black sheep uncle that I always end up gravitating to at family gatherings. Scram is the family friend that thinks I'm retarded. Pretty much nailed it. I'm the cousin (I have no siblings so I can't be uncle hank, more's the pity) that sneaks the beers to all the high school aged kids at the wedding/funeral/xmas dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I retract it Hank. You're the family friend that's not really related to anybody but we still call uncle and even though you're never explicitly invited (but not explicitly not invited either) you always show up to family events anyways. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 It's a shame that Essay switched his allegiance to the dark side. Tonight's game could've been really fun for him. I hate ned host so much it ruins it for me, and he tried so hard to mess it up. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Maybe if she gets drunk enough at my wedding date she'll let me post a pic of us. Oooh! I can't wait to take a candid with your bride. When's the big day? To be clear, I'm relatively normal and makes me anxious as hell I meet strangers as part of my job, and it's super easy. Pretend you're at an extended family Thanksgiving and make polite small talk. The internet has warped how we think of intimacy--on a screen, people are assholes at first and then kind. In real life, people are kind at first, and then devolve into being assholes. If it's a date, then put a layer of basic anthropology and start with a shared activity. Take a walk, accomplish a task, something with the two of you having a common, reachable goal, as in, "Hey, could you help me carry this not heavy but bulky item." In a recent donor event, I had an awkward 30 minutes to kill with three people. Instead of staring them down and making terrible small talk, I led them to a second floor indoor space and had in impromptu airplane contest, floating down a convenient staircase to the first floor. The donors had a great time, and everyone was relaxed and open to the more formal portion of the event. I didn't die and actually had a really nice day today. Thanks for kind words Naps and others. Scram I will totally take you up on anything free. Thanks for thinking about me. I absolutely understand my online relationship with you. Keep the funny stuff coming. I physically grimaced when you made your avatar joke, but it still made me laugh. There is nothing better than the dual emotion joke. My bucket list has nothing to do with traveling. I've already been to all the places I want to visit (save possibly a trip to Australia). My entire bucket list is: Meet and hang out with Scram at least twice. Meet BigD Meet Strat. Meet and hang out with Frau for a couple days. Hang out with my FL boys again. Meet Speedz. Hang out with Shake. Have an evenin out with Napa and Suited. Meet JJJ/RodReynolds/CindyLou. Heck, I might even want to hang with the CA boys someday. Also: **** Ron Mexico. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 You had me thinking I made a typo until I went back and checked and saw it wasn't. What's a flight from LA to San Diego? $200? I can cover that. I built my desk today. Came out OK considering I went for cheap and functionality over looks. I just put on a coat of polyurethane to dry over night and then I'll sand it and put on another coat and then let it hangout in the shop for another day (or until my roommate clears the smell test) so it doesn't stink up the joint. I hope to sell my old desk for $30 on Craigslist or if that doesn't work just give it away. It's a decent desk. Just not for me. There was a big democratic rally downtown today that I was offered last minute tickets to but I opted not to go because of said desk. Turns out Katy Perry performed. That would have been neat. Trying to complete most of my to-do list tonight yet so I can spend most of tomorrow "work" working. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 I retract it Hank. You're the family friend that's not really related to anybody but we still call uncle and even though you're never explicitly invited (but not explicitly not invited either) you always show up to family events anyways. First off, you did have a typo. You wrote "at my wedding date" as to imply you're inviting Frau to you actual wedding. Btw, don't expect a cash gift. She'll bring something interesting. Nobody wants that. Even if it's art, it's certainly not gonna match your wife's new decor Anyway, back to my original point. I think Nap give me pity Braj status and I love him for it. But in reality, I'm the inappropriate drunk uncle that is nice to everyone, then gets bombed when nobody else is really drinking and make lots of inappropriate jokes that the recent high school graduate aged cousins find hilarious but most of the adults are mortified at. This has happened to me at least twice with the wife's family. My side of the family, which aren't local. Are all pretty inappropriate. I miss them. My uncle got me that wooden dick bottle opener when abroad. That's my side. I can't say dick in front of the wife's family 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 airplane contest? I am confused Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Check the game tape. Frau edited the post. Unless I originally wrote at and then edited it quickly and Frau saw it and is just now quoting it. But I don't think that's what happened. My memory has gone to shit so maybe it did. I think she just changed it as a way of deflecting my request without being "f'n stop asking you weirdo". 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,279 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Paper airplanes. Keep up, Strat. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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