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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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hey no problem. I am headed to an early grave with all the bullshit stressing I'm doing over this shit. hate myself.

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Just as true as Jesus rising from the grave!

 

This is one of your best timed jokes. I laughed out loud.

That's what we thought. We saw what looked like a cool coffee table with hairpin legs earlier and thought it might make for a nice looking kitchen table but upon further analysis we thought wrong. I think I still prefer a shaker style table for the kitchen. I think getting chairs with metal on them would be a nice complement to the table I have envisioned in my head but we await further thoughts.

Or a Nakashima Frenchman's cove replica table could be sexy.

Yes, we most assuredly are awaiting Scram's, Frau's, and Dutch's thoughts on the subject matter.

 

I need to see photos. There are knock offs and then there are knock offs.

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my stress level has been high lately too. change is always bad for me and i'm stepping up in responsibility and i keep having dreams where i can't find my car keys.

 

Are you on any anxiety medication? Not even a reference to the Malmouth thread or a junkie joke, meds are the shit.

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nope, no medication. i probably should be though.

 

You don't have to go on them forever. Explain the situation to a doctor and see if xe will give you something to take the edge off for a little while.

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I work for an IT company that deals with a ton of sensitive data...you think they let us install stuff on our computers or I'd risk getting caught trying to VPN just so I could waste more time at work?

 

I would agree with you if I was talking about a standard VPN, but the only I mentioned is just a browser extension, which feels like it would be easily explained. It also wouldn't work for any local files... only web browsing on Chrome. But I'm no expert, and I appreciate your desire to be a good employee.

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Well then we need a #ChicagoBlackTwitter to cruise in there and give those Oreo Uncle Tom's the old what-for about drinking the white mans poison on faggotry.

 

That's actually quite a thing. That #HotepTwitter insists that homosexuality is a trick by the white man to destroy black america, and most of #BlackTwitter mocks them relentlessly. Getting labeled Hotep is almost as bad as getting labeled ashy.

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If someone tells me they're taking a trip to any country in Southeast Asia, I immediately assume they're a child sex tourist.

Here's the odds for any given country, as far as any given traveler going there to engage in some sort of illicit sexual conduct. .

 

Thailand: -105

Vietnam: -150

Philippines: -200

Cambodia or Laos: -350

 

If you want to bet they are NOT going there to engage in illicit sexual conduct:

 

Thailand: +100

Vietnam: +125

Philippines: +170

Cambodia or Laos: +275

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Dutch, this is the table.

 

http://www.nakashimawoodworker.com/furniture/3/22

 

I would be making it myself. Well, for something this size I would probably enlist help from a family friend who has a crazy awesome workshop and doesn't live far from me. But I would be crafting it. Would definitely try to get the real wood edge as well.

 

 

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