Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Get your wife a nice business suit for Christmas, and then just use it at home. Can't. I'm too busy putting the Chris back in Christmas I also think I have a new thing for tall and thin to thinnish women. The heels make them look taller. I'm also well aware that they all dress to the nines because this is an event. It's not likely an every day thing. Disclaimer: I love my wife and am attracted to her. I'm just attracted to a lot of different types of women 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I've had fvck all to do the past few weeks and then all of a sudden a few different people pile some shit on me and they need it NOW. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 All signed up for my motorcycle class this weekend. Hopefully they teach us how to pop wheelies or do a rotating front stunt while shooting a pistol super accurately. That'll probably be on Sunday. In not great news: my brother says he doesn't think my dog is long for this world so I might be going to say goodbye to my ol' buddy on Monday. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Sorry about the dog Naps. So beautiful here. For a minute I wonder why the hell I moved away. Then I remember, winter. Plus the no job thing. But summer and, especially early, fall here are amazing. (Spokane, WA) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 That sucks, nap Please tell me you farmer types use a vet and do it humanely and not just one to the dome Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 He's going to make an exception for Ace and take him to the vet and then get him cremated. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 That said...I don't think a bullet to the head is that inhumane to the animal. It's instant and he doesn't know it's coming. It's a little grotesque, sure, and might not be "honoring his spirit" or whatever but that's only because you say so. Pragmatically it's no different than a needle and fluids. When my brother mentioned cremating him I asked "well, how much does it cost". ($85...reasonable, I guess) but what am I gonna do with his ashes? Put them on my mantle and keep room for the inevitable next five or six future dead dogs? No thanks. He can keep the ashes or spread them or whatever. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I don't think keeping the ashes is a way to go. It's rather creepy. Maybe it's my city boy, liberal pussy mentality, but splattering your family pet's brains on the sidewalk seems like a bad last memory. But hey, that's just me. To each his own. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 That's why we're making an exception for Ace. I certainly couldn't do it and I doubt my brother could, either, but he's done it before. But you are a city boy liberal pussy. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (I'll still take the duster tho) Link to post Share on other sites
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Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (I'll still take the duster tho) It's 100% happening. I just gotta get to the post office. I'm gonna hate you when it costs $40 to ship HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE NAPA's ADDRESS. LETS TOILET PAPER THAT SHIT 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Go right ahead. Just know that'll they'll definitely blame the black guy that lives above me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Go right ahead. Just know that'll they'll definitely blame the black guy that lives above me. So very true. That's not even a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 He's a cool dude, too. Think we're going to ask if he wants to be on our rec team. Not *just* because he's a big black guy, either. I've seen him dribbling a ball outside before. He told me he liked my Jordan's and also my grey suede loafers. Made my day(s). Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I'll bet he has friends that can ball too. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I'll bet he has friends that can ball too. How can that even be up for,debate? Ready to go home tomorrow. Going out to dinner and drinks with a few of my ex employees tonight so looking forward to that. Then, 3 day weekend baby! Oh, and I get to pick up my pistola next week too! Good times. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Well we don't want too many of them or else we'll never get any run. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 yeah, you want to outnumber them at all times. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I don't have to go back to work until September 15th. Plans over the next week or so, mostly in order: Tire rotation, Pawtucket Red Sox game (first sporting event for the kid, a nice 1 pm start time on Labor Day), USA/Brazil @ Gillette (sans family), grandmother-in-law becoming an American citizen, haircuts, license renewal, eye appointment. Also hoping for either a trip to Legoland, or Thomas Land, depending when we can fit it in. Wife works Thursday-Saturday, so it's tough to get family things done during those days. Also, my birthday is the 12th, and my dumb union contract calls for a whole day off, so thats why I'm taking the 13th off. All in all, this vacation is only costing me 4.5 days of vaca time. Heading to Disney during Columbus day weekend. That'll be rapidly approaching, and is something I'm not entirely prepared for with a 2.5 year old. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 You guys, I look so f'n cool in my new leather jacket. I'm going to be out for a drive and xen will just 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 sure, we don't want a picture. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 In due time mi amigo. Might just hire me a photog to get some sick pics of me next to Florence. Might not. I'd like to see some xe try and not swipe right to that. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 the excitements gone, i'm not even hard anymore. michigan needs to stop embarrassing the big ten and win this game. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Hank and Napa get hashmarks. I'm very disappointed in the rest of you. Link to post Share on other sites
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