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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Accordingly, Thistlewood routinely punished his slaves with fierce floggings and other harsh punishments, some of them very sickening. One of his preferred punishments was the "Derby's dose" in which a slave would be forced to defecate into an offending slave's mouth which would then be forced shut via various methods for a considerable number of hours.
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Fire alarm went off again. Apparently there's a short in the wiring somewhere. At least it's only 75 right now and I'm wearing a polo and not 90 with a long sleeve shirt like yesterday.

 

You're at risk, buddy. It's not like you can smell the smoke

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Work got the new blocked sites up, and any gambling related is back on it. FCP, and betcoin, good bye. Thankfully, daily fantasy sports aren't gambling, so Draft Kings is still open to me.

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So bored today. Someone tell me a story about a recent event in his life. I'm here to listen.

 

I liked this for the subtle Frau dig.

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Work got the new blocked sites up, and any gambling related is back on it. FCP, and betcoin, good bye. Thankfully, daily fantasy sports aren't gambling, so Draft Kings is still open to me.

 

Are you using Chrome? Try installing the extension DotVPN. When I did that, it unblocked this site for me at work. Other VPN's were blocked, but not that one, for whatever reason.

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Went and played $3/$6 with a kill at my old haunt last night. Thing we're going great until, in a $6-$12 hand, my made King high flush was obliterated by AA one diamond when a fourth diamond hit the river in a huge action pot for $200 plus. Then I took scrams advice and left.

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Just witnessed a road rage incident coming back from lunch. Some dude in a shitty, old minivan tried to beat a green light with his "right on red" and cutoff a soccer mom in a Honda SUV. She gave him a honk, which I don't think was out of line, and he honked back at her and then she flipped the bird at him and then he brake checked her hardcore and then he kept swerving back and forth across the lanes refusing to let anybody pass him all the while going 10 mph. He looked like a crazy dude who was all too ready to grab a tire iron and break this ladies windshield.

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I'm going to try and get a bottle of that whatever because I want to make you proud, Strat. You make it sound as if calling liquor stores and asking about their selection isn't uncommon? I don't even know where to start looking here in town.

high end booze gets allocated to the stores that do the most volume. so the nicest places in town are typically where you will find the stuff. don't bother calling, the answer is no regardless of whether they have it. best bet is just to map out a few places and check by hand. don't ask directly for birthday bourbon, just ask if they got any new bourbon in. it's supposedly being released here tomorrow, so adjust accordingly.

 

it's $70-80/bottle, don't know if I mentioned that. they raised the price a bit this year.

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