Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Ha, that Hank, what a putz. The temp never gets below freezing for more than a day or two, at most, and only at 4am Otherwise, spot on 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Pain? Try prison. I wouldnt say im killing it, but im doing okay. I want to make vice president before 32, otherwise im very upset. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,280 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 There is not a picture of the sweater. I thrifted it because I am not a Winner and occasionally thrift pieces like this because you just can't find them elsewhere and I don't want to pay out the nose for sweaters I won't fit into next year. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Why did she need you to watch a 12+ year old movie? Gosling tho i had never seen it. why would a single dude watch the notebook unless with a gf/fwb/s.o./however dutch classifies his interactions? since she watched porn with me I figure was just good business to watch ROMANCE! with her. --edit Oh, and it might have been because we once had the conversation "who is the #1 celebrity of your gender that you would seriously entertain having sex with" and mine was in the film. Hers was Kate Beckingsale, who also happens to be #1 on my freebie list. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 You went with E from entourage, didn't you? Oh wait, it was James Garner, I know it I've never made a freebie list with a gf. If she bangs someone, I just want to watch. And if a hottie celeb wants to bang me, no ring is stopping me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 More importantly, what kind of porn did you guys watch and did she pick it apart and make it unsexy or get into it a little? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 And if a hottie celeb wants to bang me, no ring is stopping me. Oh there is a ring that is stopping you alright. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I would call my wife and say Kristen Bell/Jennifer Love Hewitt/Kate Beckinsale/Kate Upton or whatever wants to bang me, if she said no, I would be shocked. Maybe she'd want to join Not sure what I would do from there. Fortunately, this will never be a problem. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,280 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 OH, and I almost doubled my amount of tinder matches in the three days I was up in the cities. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 You went with E from entourage, didn't you? Oh wait, it was James Garner, I know it I've never made a freebie list with a gf. If she bangs someone, I just want to watch. And if a hottie celeb wants to bang me, no ring is stopping me. And I kinda think the point of the freebie list is to not take it quite so seriously. if there is a celebrity that I think is sexy my s.o. is probably gonna know who they are and if that celebrity was dtf with me, either my s.o. would probably be involved or sanction it. More importantly, what kind of porn did you guys watch and did she pick it apart and make it unsexy or get into it a little? fairly standard stuff. we laughed, we banged. it was fun. OH, and I almost doubled my amount of tinder matches in the three days I was up in the cities. move to a real(er) city you piece of shit? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,360 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 move to a real(er) city you piece of shit? Says the Lincolnite 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,766 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 - COL isn't that much more than DSM. (One set of friends just bought a decent 3/2 1,300 sq ft house for $180k) I don't know for a fact, but that has to be at least 30-40% higher than DSM... right? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,280 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Sure, if you don't mind living on the east or south side. Their house would probably cost around $150k in any decent part of DSM. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,729 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 west des moines is where its at, everyone knows that. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,360 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Oh there is a ring that is stopping you alright. Not only would a co(k ring not stop him, it would assist him by holding off ejaculation until Ms Beckensale had achieved her pleasure 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,906 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Not only would a co(k ring not stop him, it would assist him by holding off ejaculation until Ms Beckensale had achieved her pleasure A lot of male chastity devices involve a ring that snaps around your balls to hold the whole thing on. That would do the trick. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Tilt, I was going to like that post for the "They did not." happy ending, but I've already given you my like for this year. I thought you would like to know, though. It's the thought that counts. ... or at ikea Jeezus this was funny Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,232 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Lots of foreigners at all Ikea's, Tilty? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,360 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 A gates of hell is not a **** ring Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Since when did this country become filled with such soft pu**y a** men that care about a woman's "orgasm" that doesn't even exist. Wearin' rings around their genitalia like a bunch of San Franciscan guidos. It's all that damn Oboomba's fault. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Lots of foreigners at all Ikea's, Tilty? Well ours has a lot of Asians for whatever reason but your sentence just struck me funny with the Ikeas tag. Since when did this country become filled with such soft pu**y a** men that care about a woman's "orgasm" that doesn't even exist. Wearin' rings around their genitalia like a bunch of San Franciscan guidos. It's all that damn Oboomba's fault. Lol wut? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,729 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Since when did this country become filled with such soft pu**y a** men that care about a woman's "orgasm" that doesn't even exist. i know someone who agrees 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 In more important news. Down 54 lbs since April 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,729 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 damn, ronny and i are the only fats left. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Oh I'm still chubby, just a more lean chubby. Link to post Share on other sites
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