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Why did she need you to watch a 12+ year old movie?

 

Gosling tho

 

i had never seen it. why would a single dude watch the notebook unless with a gf/fwb/s.o./however dutch classifies his interactions? since she watched porn with me I figure was just good business to watch ROMANCE! with her.

 

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Oh, and it might have been because we once had the conversation "who is the #1 celebrity of your gender that you would seriously entertain having sex with" and mine was in the film. Hers was Kate Beckingsale, who also happens to be #1 on my freebie list.

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You went with E from entourage, didn't you?

 

Oh wait, it was James Garner, I know it

 

I've never made a freebie list with a gf. If she bangs someone, I just want to watch. And if a hottie celeb wants to bang me, no ring is stopping me.

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I would call my wife and say Kristen Bell/Jennifer Love Hewitt/Kate Beckinsale/Kate Upton or whatever wants to bang me, if she said no, I would be shocked. Maybe she'd want to join

 

Not sure what I would do from there.

 

Fortunately, this will never be a problem.

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You went with E from entourage, didn't you?

 

Oh wait, it was James Garner, I know it

 

I've never made a freebie list with a gf. If she bangs someone, I just want to watch. And if a hottie celeb wants to bang me, no ring is stopping me.

 

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And I kinda think the point of the freebie list is to not take it quite so seriously. if there is a celebrity that I think is sexy my s.o. is probably gonna know who they are and if that celebrity was dtf with me, either my s.o. would probably be involved or sanction it.

 

 

More importantly, what kind of porn did you guys watch and did she pick it apart and make it unsexy or get into it a little?

 

fairly standard stuff. we laughed, we banged. it was fun.

 

OH, and I almost doubled my amount of tinder matches in the three days I was up in the cities.

 

move to a real(er) city you piece of shit?

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- COL isn't that much more than DSM. (One set of friends just bought a decent 3/2 1,300 sq ft house for $180k)

 

I don't know for a fact, but that has to be at least 30-40% higher than DSM... right?

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Oh there is a ring that is stopping you alright.

 

Not only would a co(k ring not stop him, it would assist him by holding off ejaculation until Ms Beckensale had achieved her pleasure

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Not only would a co(k ring not stop him, it would assist him by holding off ejaculation until Ms Beckensale had achieved her pleasure

 

A lot of male chastity devices involve a ring that snaps around your balls to hold the whole thing on. That would do the trick.

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Tilt, I was going to like that post for the "They did not." happy ending, but I've already given you my like for this year. I thought you would like to know, though.

 

It's the thought that counts.

 

... or at ikea

 

Jeezus this was funny

 

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Since when did this country become filled with such soft pu**y a** men that care about a woman's "orgasm" that doesn't even exist.

 

Wearin' rings around their genitalia like a bunch of San Franciscan guidos.

 

It's all that damn Oboomba's fault.

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Lots of foreigners at all Ikea's, Tilty?

 

Well ours has a lot of Asians for whatever reason but your sentence just struck me funny with the Ikeas tag.

 

Since when did this country become filled with such soft pu**y a** men that care about a woman's "orgasm" that doesn't even exist.

 

Wearin' rings around their genitalia like a bunch of San Franciscan guidos.

 

It's all that damn Oboomba's fault.

 

Lol wut?

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