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Work the wife in a counter clockwise swirl and she'll agree to the boat, YA HEARD.

 

so nap gets a bike, tilty gets a boat. Shake just bought land, strat bought a condo. Rest of us need to step it up.

I bought a house and a bunch of furniture?

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Tilts, you do realize he got Chinese, not cheese, right?

 

Oh jeezus, maybe I shouldn't have cheated that eye exam for my drivers license....

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For Frau

 

My friends dog looking kinda dumb.

 

Edit: it was supposed to be attached to this post.

 

 

https://vid.me/k7kH

 

Gahhh, it changed it from slo-mo for some reason.

 

Thank you! It's not in slo mo for me. That dog is silly.

 

Here's a video I've been watching over and over.

 

It's a little gross.

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Met a girl at my chamber networking event today that is cute as all get out and reminds me of a celebrity, big time.

 

Should I be a creepy douche and post the pic I snuck and have you all guess?

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The pic I stole doesn't capture her full cuteness. It's in the eyes and dimples, and I didn't get them. So, no. I don't want to be judged again by my alleged bad taste.

 

So, as we know, I haven't had a drop of alcohol since July 30th, but i do have the Friday itch today, for the first time. I usually get the Friday itch every week

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I'm sure she also told you not to get it in her hair but you didn't listen to that, did you?

 

I love a big first shot. Always makes me feel like I've really accomplished something

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I'm with ta Ronnie. At first glance I guessed Katie.

 

I did too, but then backed off of it after looking a little harder. Probably because she looks ridiculous on this season of Ray Donovan, with braces.

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I haven't watched this season yet. Is it good? Swearingen. Where do you go wrong with him?

 

And for the record, I sneak the pic solely for our amusement and discussion here.

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Fine. Who does she look like to you?

 

 

 

WHDCCTK.jpg

 

 

 

She is cute and does look a bit like Katie Holmes. I think any push back you've gotten on your opinion of women's looks is that you seem to like girl next door good looks where others expect/like model/porn star good looks. For me, a cute girl next door type with a nice body is where it's at.

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