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Brvys right, id do nothing. But you can imagine what'd be like if i did, right?

 

Title is very important. Its directly linked to pay scale. SVPs start at the bottom of the third highest pay rung. Theres room to move up from there to managing director, but only regional vice chairman and the ceo and his guys are above that.

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But you can imagine what'd be like if i did, right?

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First day of the move today. Pod wouldn't fit in the driveway, so we had to put it across two guest spots. HOA probably won't be happy (especially overnight), but hey, no easy way they can tow it, and we're moving...and it's the only decently feasible option. Had two movers come today at 10am to help load the heavy stuff. They were able to get pretty much all of the big things in about 2 hours. However, we didn't really load any small things along the way, so spent the rest of the afternoon climbing and contorting around furniture in a sweltering metal box in attempt to pack things tightly. We had hoped that we might only need one 16x8x8. The hope was dashed fairly quickly, but we'd fortunately made arrangements for such a contingency. Now we're hoping we can fit everything remaining in the Pod coming tomorrow. Still a bit of work to do either late tonight or tomorrow morning on this current one...it's probably 80% full at the moment...just need to pack the top of side closest to the door.

 

Wife is pretty stressed with the move. Also don't want her to do any of the moving work because of pregnancy, so she's mostly watching the baby. That left my mom, MIL, and SIL to help with the lifting after the movers left. Probably do need more movers tomorrow...though I'm sort of loathe to spend more money on it. I think everything that's left can technically be maneuvered by who we have...it's just the sheer immensity of the task that's daunting.

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That story is why I sucked it up and hired a moving company for our move. They were a pain in the ass before and delivered late but I didn't lift a damned thing and those movers were magicians how they puzzled everything into a 26 ft truck.

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First day of the move today. Pod wouldn't fit in the driveway, so we had to put it across two guest spots. HOA probably won't be happy (especially overnight), but hey, no easy way they can tow it, and we're moving...and it's the only decently feasible option. Had two movers come today at 10am to help load the heavy stuff. They were able to get pretty much all of the big things in about 2 hours. However, we didn't really load any small things along the way, so spent the rest of the afternoon climbing and contorting around furniture in a sweltering metal box in attempt to pack things tightly. We had hoped that we might only need one 16x8x8. The hope was dashed fairly quickly, but we'd fortunately made arrangements for such a contingency. Now we're hoping we can fit everything remaining in the Pod coming tomorrow. Still a bit of work to do either late tonight or tomorrow morning on this current one...it's probably 80% full at the moment...just need to pack the top of side closest to the door.

 

Wife is pretty stressed with the move. Also don't want her to do any of the moving work because of pregnancy, so she's mostly watching the baby. That left my mom, MIL, and SIL to help with the lifting after the movers left. Probably do need more movers tomorrow...though I'm sort of loathe to spend more money on it. I think everything that's left can technically be maneuvered by who we have...it's just the sheer immensity of the task that's daunting.

 

First, dont be poor, hire a mover. Second, send the wife away. Stress is bad for our baby. I dont want to worry.

 

Lets talk names. What are we thinking?

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Dominating some chipotle befor watching KU ball tonight. NOW THAT IS LIVING LARGE. Two of my three favorite things (nebraska football).

 

 

You really should try sex. It should crack the top 3

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Brvys right, id do nothing. But you can imagine what'd be like if i did, right?

 

Title is very important. Its directly linked to pay scale. SVPs start at the bottom of the third highest pay rung. Theres room to move up from there to managing director, but only regional vice chairman and the ceo and his guys are above that.

 

To be clear, like Napa said, I only care about title if it's attached to money. Otherwise, I'm indifferent.

 

Would you rather make $90k and your title be SVP or make $125k and your title be Assistant Janitor? I'll push a broom 40hrs a week for an extra $35k

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So I guess my boss is retiring, either in 1 or 2 years from now, and he'd like to recommend me for the job, but I don't have anywhere near the knowledge, so I need some municipal finance classes. It's tax collector & treasurer. He's making like 105k I think, but he's been there for 20 years. I gotta get my learning on soon.

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Not me Ronnie. I had to start at the bottom and bust my ass to, in my mid 40's a,good paying gig.

 

The wife had to get up at 5 this morning for work and unfortunately I woke up about 5:30 as a result. Already worn out but I need to eat. Trying to rally to head over to a,casino ( I'm in Reno) for food and drinks.

 

Also, maybe I was just younger and didn't know better, maybe Reno took a huge hit during the recession (which I've np been told numerous times) but whatever the cause this is a dirty, nasty town compared to what I remember. My wife and I used to come up here and walk around town at night and I just don't remember it looking so damned getto.

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Liked for you being mean to suited, not the weekend get together.

 

I liked it for the weekend get together, but you're the one who has actually met brv so maybe I should revise and trust your experience in this matter.

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Who are you trying to fool, Suited? You would do not such thing.

 

 

To everyone:

 

We should probably have a weekend get together at some point. We have been friends for like 10 years.

 

it's a shame I'm busy that weekend.

 

 

My friend just became a VP for Wells. Literally no pay raise or any additional benefits. Maybe a little more work/responsibility. I asked what's the point, she said "it sounds cool". I guess.

 

I only care about title in that here pay is related to titles so a bump in title would mean a nice raise. There's a remote chance I'll get a new title next week (end of our FY) but I am not counting on it.

 

your generation is full of retards. and that's coming from a bona fide gen x'er. the generation who sported the dunce hat proudly until you guys started going out into the world. money is literally how things are valued, not titles.

 

You really should try sex. It should crack the top 3

 

not the way he does it.

 

 

 

let me tell ya, it ain't all that great being the Mel Daniels of booty. sure, sex with a rebound chick can be great but the bat guano that passes for personality and intellect will wear you the fuck out.

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You really should try sex. It should crack the top 3

 

that game lasted longer than all the times i've had sex combined. and there was no woman crying afterwords (me).

 

To be clear, like Napa said, I only care about title if it's attached to money. Otherwise, I'm indifferent.

 

Would you rather make $90k and your title be SVP or make $125k and your title be Assistant Janitor? I'll push a broom 40hrs a week for an extra $35k

 

i clearly said that SVP are at the bottom of the highest pay scale i can hope to get on. so the title is related to pay, and this doubly important. obviously the money is the most important thing, only a moron would say otherwise.

 

not the way he does it.

 

you know that's right.

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First, dont be poor, hire a mover. Second, send the wife away. Stress is bad for our baby. I dont want to worry.

 

Lets talk names. What are we thinking?

Well, a big issue is that we have to be out the 25th and then can't move in until the 29th, so this isn't a traditional move. And movers don't really pack for you, so there's that too...because while a great deal is boxed and move ready, there's still some loose stuff that we have to handle. Also, wife has a number of things in the garage (old files/teaching materials) that she has to decide to dump...but I don't know which.

 

Anyway, FIL came over tonight after dinner and helped me for about an hour. I did some pretty funny maneuvers in several spots. A couple of times I was on my back on an upside down table with my legs and arms above me trying to push big couch cushions into place. It was cooler after dark...slightly...just as humid. Pod is now at 98%, so that's some relief. I feel more confident in getting the rest of the stuff in tomorrow. We did actually email some movers about coming tomorrow, but we're not completely sure when the Pod will get here (2:45pm-5:45pm was the window we were given at 5:30pm this evening). It'd probably be another $250 or so if we get them. (We will be getting them to unpack.)

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For names...

 

Our first daughter is Evangeline Gwendolyn Davenport. (Hi, future googling (or equivalent thereof) daughter...assuming a record of this is still around...daddy loves you.)

 

As a result of that, we have to find something in a similar ballpark. For our second, the favorite right now is Madeleine Elizabeth. We also like the names Anastasia, Emelia, and Emmaline. We both love Penelope, but my sister called dibs if she ever has a daughter.

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There has to be a short name you call her right? Eve? Ev? Evan?!?!?

 

Edit: I can't stand people with long names that will go by nothing shorter. Any time a Timothy won't go by Tim I want to punch them.

 

Edit 2: lily, good call essay

 

Edit c: isn't there an actress Evangeline lilly? Would we call her lily lilly? My autocorrect just tried to make Lilly lolly. Remember that train wreck?

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There has to be a short name you call her right? Eve? Ev? Evan?!?!?

 

Edit: I can't stand people with long names that will go by nothing shorter. Any time a Timothy won't go by Tim I want to punch them.

 

Edit c: isn't there an actress Evangeline lilly?

Eva for short (which my family uses some) and we prefer pronouncing it ay'-vuh when shortened, but we've mostly been calling her by the full name. I have a longish name with Marchant (though only two syllables). I'm fine with either pronunciation (American or French). It has been shortened most commonly to March, and I've even been fine with Mar or Chant. Girls can call me Marchy.

 

And yes, she is most well known from Lost.

 

do you call her lily or gwen?

 

Emmaline? why mess with perfection - Emma is pure and great and it's decided. she will be Emma Watson Davenport.

I probably would've called her Gwen if I had my druthers or even the Southern styled Eva Gwen.

 

The problem with just Emma is that it's pretty much the most popular name in the world right now. We'd probably call her Em or Emmie for short if we did that. (If we go with Madeleine, we'd shorten to Maddie, I think.) I actually am fond of the combination Madeleine Anastasia, but my wife is concerned with the initials MAD.

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Chrinestone can't be coming in here and sullying the good name of Lolli, no matter how much I miss him

 

Those were some good tits. And if you ever saw those three 20 second videos of her masturbating, you'd change your tune for sure. I was so mad when MSN auto deleted them from my inbox. One particular clip had her just burying a dildo all the way. Some shit you remember.

 

I'm actually friends with her on FB. Man, this place did have a heyday.

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