ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 My ****ing girlfriend is calling me right now. She calls me about three times every day when she's on break from work, but she NEVER HAS ANY****INGTHING TO SAY! She just calls and sits on the phone waiting for me to entertain her or something. Then she gets pissed when I want to get off the phone. God damnit!you guys should take a break.I've seen her picture before.She can crash at my house for a few weeks. In my bed. Its ok, I don't mind. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 you guys should take a break.I've seen her picture before.She can crash at my house for a few weeks. In my bed. Its ok, I don't mind.I'm moving to Kansas in a couple months. I'm holding out until then. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm moving to Kansas in a couple months. I'm holding out until then.people live there? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 wow, and I thought I lived in a state with nothing to do Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 people live there?I don't think real people live there, but I have to go there for six months for work. I won't know anybody except for jackassing work people. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Shake you just had an extreme makeover FCP edition today didnt you? Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 hey there is at least one chick in kansas cause i did her... well she might not of been from kansas but we were in kansas...damn i feel much dumber now.. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm hidingincognito mosquito Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm hidingincognito mosquitoFrom whom are you hiding? Is it me? Because, if so, I've already found you. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Foiled!Nah, I'm just bored. I'm refusing to do any work this afternoon.That, and for some reason I wanted to make my forum title "incognito" and didn't feel it would be right withought a silly disguise for Mr. Cup.Maybe next I should be official forum ****tard Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I FOUND YOU!! Maybe next I should be official forum ****tardYou will never steal that title from robert f Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 You will never steal that title from robert fThat girl is so ****ing hot. I honestly don't know who I'd chose between her or Rachel McAdams. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 This is the best thread ever.Just wanted to interject and throw that out there real quick.Please continue. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 That girl is so ****ing hot. I honestly don't know who I'd chose between her or Rachel McAdams.Rachel McAdams by a nose, in that movie. I've seen her not look so good. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Rachel McAdams by a nose, in that movie. I've seen her not look so good.I think you're right. She's just so ****ing adorable, right? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 That girl is so ****ing hot. I honestly don't know who I'd chose between her or Rachel McAdams.You're up sirhttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ndpost&p=921332 Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 This is the best thread ever.Just wanted to interject and throw that out there real quick.Please continue.Thanks. Feel free to jump in and add nothing to this forum along with the rest of us. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm moving to Kansas in a couple months. I'm holding out until then.Then you'll just be holding IT. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Then you'll just be holding IT.That's true. I get to make a booty trip home once a month, but I'm used to a few times a week. I hope they have porno in Kansas. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 they have the internet, I'm pretty sure, and thats all you'll need Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 That's true. I get to make a booty trip home once a month, but I'm used to a few times a week. I hope they have porno in Kansas.Dorothy was from kansas. I'd bang her. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 they have the internet, I'm pretty sure, and thats all you'll needI'll have to get myself a Dell Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yeah, Dorothy. That chick was all right.Well I guess if I have any sexual escapades this weekend, I'll post them in this thread. It seems to be the proper place.Here's hoping. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'll have to get myself a Dell I love how he throws in the extra 'porno' at the end. Link to post Share on other sites
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