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****ing I hate that. Every time I go out and get drunk with plans to call in sick the next day, I always have to set my alarm and wake up early anyways. Quite the bummer.
So don't.You stumble in from the bar at 3am. You call then saying you've been up all night puking and you're not going to make it in to work tomorrow. Turn off the alarm and sleep till 1pm.Kids, today. I swear.
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So don't.You stumble in from the bar at 3am. You call then saying you've been up all night puking and you're not going to make it in to work tomorrow. Turn off the alarm and sleep till 1pm.Kids, today. I swear.
I've thought about that, but figured it would be too easy for them to know I was drunk. Didn't want to take that chance.Maybe I'll call my mom next time and get her to call in for me. That'd be cute.
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I've thought about that, but figured it would be too easy for them to know I was drunk. Didn't want to take that chance.Maybe I'll call my mom next time and get her to call in for me. That'd be cute.
I actually have had my roommate call in for me before. She said something like "Renae was holding the phone waiting for you to answer when another wave of nausea hit her so she handed me the phone and is now puking again. She won't be in today."Nobody would believe you would make that up. It's too elaborate.
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I actually have had my roommate call in for me before. She said something like "Renae was holding the phone waiting for you to answer when another wave of nausea hit her so she handed me the phone and is now puking again. She won't be in today."Nobody would believe you would make that up. It's too elaborate.
brilliant.I'm lucky in that I work with nurses and they always know of something going around. Turns out I get that something a lot.
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I'm back at ****ing work today, I'm wearing pants, my neck hurts, I'm exausted, and I hate my life. I've been running pretty well in live cash games though so that's nice.
Don't you work alone? What's the point of pants?
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I called in sick a couple weeks ago because I felt like going to Foxwoods instead of working then the following week I fell deathly ill with strep throat and had to miss another 2 days..... I am the boy who cried wolf in the eyes of my manager now.Let that be a lesson to all of you. Karma will bite you in the ace eventually it never fails....awwww f*ck it I might bang out tommorrow too

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I'm back at ****ing work today, I'm wearing pants, my neck hurts, I'm exausted, and I hate my life. I've been running pretty well in live cash games though so that's nice.
Dude, its not physically possible without removing a few ribs. Stop trying, you're gonna hurt yourself.
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Dude, its not physically possible without removing a few ribs. Stop trying, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Those ribs don't really do anything though, what do you need them for anyway? Get the saw, keep your eye on the prize.
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You guys are just so clever aren't you?
They're just more motivated than you, that's allWhenever I have to call in sick I plug my nose when I call. Gets em every time you sound like death on a stick.
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I'm lucky in that I work with nurses
:D:club::D:D working with nurses without 23 years of post-grad school is +ev
Dude, its not physically possible without removing a few ribs. Stop trying, you're gonna hurt yourself.
that is simply not true.that is all.
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first we need a description of said nurses.
yeah, well, they ain't what you'd thinknone under 40, all have kids, and you can tellthis ain't no porno, friends
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I heard some of them talk about their daughters, but that ain't exactly the conversation I want to start up with a coworker"Hey, so uh, can I bang your daughter?"

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BUMPsorry but yeah to the OP i have seen that infromercial and it gives me the craps.the acting on it is so shody, i mean they could have at least got better acters man!ITS JUST A FREAKING BLENDER! A BLENDER IS MORE POWERFUL ANYWAY!!!!!!!!ps i just farted
The acting on every infomercial is shoddy. What the ****ing do you expect? Besides, this blender is versatile and it turns into a personal cup afterwards.
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yeah, well, they ain't what you'd thinknone under 40, all have kids, and you can tellthis ain't no porno, friends
that's what I figured, the mental images are always much better.
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that's what I figured, the mental images are always much better.
very much correctsee, I work in the hospital support building, away from the hospital.now down at the hospital, however, is where the hotties areI've contemplated breaking an arm or something just to talk to some of those chickas. Sad, yes. But they're hot, and they're nurses.
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very much correctsee, I work in the hospital support building, away from the hospital.now down at the hospital, however, is where the hotties areI've contemplated breaking an arm or something just to talk to some of those chickas. Sad, yes. But they're hot, and they're nurses.
If you're gonna break an arm, you might as well break both.NO USE OF ARMS = SPONGEBATH
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