CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 My bad run has kind of continued. Looking like it'll be 6 losing months in a row. I'm still up on the year...barely...definitely tracking for my worst year ever. Bankroll is as low as it has been in about 8 years. Been kind of looking around for other work options...not really sure what I want to do though. Ideally something with flexibility and that can be done from home so that I can continue watching the girls. Picked up my banjo-uke a couple of days for the first time in forever. Got this new app called Yousician that's helping me to learn to play it. Learned "Saints Go Marching In" today...and now have a tiny little blister on the side/pad of my thumb. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 time to quit this foolishness and get a job at a bank, like me and Ronny. Real men work for banks. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Smart guy like you should look into tutoring. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 my average calorie intake over the last few days was 1800. I used to shoot for 1500. I have one uncrustable left (330 calories), and after that, I'm not going to have breakfast anymore. it has not been tough so far, just had to make a conscious decision to pay attention. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Dutch, have you had sex in any unusual places lately? Best I can give you this week is camping sex, but that's probably more common than bedroom sex, honestly. At least if you factor wildlife into the equation. In a similar spirit, though, I have friction burns on my penis right now, after my partner jerked me off between xer thighs, against the vertical grain of a pair of subtly ribbed tights. I've had a raw dick in the past, normally from a marathon session of gacked up adderall tease/denial, or just from jacking off a lot as a kid (was a dry guy back then), and I never knew I had an injury until it was over. This time, though, I knew from the first stroke that I was making a huge mistake. Edit: at least they weren't blue jeans. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 gotta respect the commitment. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4h514_the-commitments-try-a-little-tender_music That's good advice. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 The part that sells it is Dutch saying you don't know you're injured until after the tug job Story checks out. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Weekend plans anyone? Took a half day, well, a full day but I went in at 3 and did 5 hours of work so I'm putting down a half day, and going to a friend's cabin for the weekend. Bringing the pup and everything. Should be fun. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 No big plans. Just flying to Montreal to surprise my sister for her 40th birthday party then taking the train to meet Jess and Nick - when they went to drop me off at the airport, a surprise trip for them to NYC was unveiled and I'm meeting them there on Sunday. Pretty standard stuff. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Neat, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 That was confusing, Jubi. Plane across country to Montreal. I assume wife and kid are coming with you? But they don't know you're going to the big NYC gala Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 They're on a plane to NYC and know now obv. I'm on a plane to Montreal in a few hours. Train to meet them in Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 At the casino in a real juicy game. I won't let Colby's wife and kids down, somebody has to step up. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 I was just at a bar and *jokingly* threatened to choke a dude with his wallet chain and then later we found out that the dude was on a couple of seasons of deadliest catch. I still think I could have taken him though. He was a smaller dude. Russell something. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Brand? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Napa is challenging Frau for the name dropping championship. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Oh, I'm not a serious challenger. I'm barely even in the game. I didn't even know him from Adam until some guy at the bar made a big deal about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Yeah but Adam's a ****ing star. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Confession: until just now, I always assumed the expression was "know xer from atom." Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Confession: I always assumed it meant "Adam" of "it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" fame , like, im just as likely to know him as the first person ever but upon googling it the first response on yahoo answers says it's a reference to a Hebrew word "adam" which means "all humankind". So, sort of like Adam but not really. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 I am now poorer by one minute. thanks. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Srat just made me laugh, and I feel richer for it. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 BTW, Speedz got married on June 11th in Brooklyn. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 to a woman or a cat? ZING. guy loves animals. got called for jury duty. have to report next monday, which is very inconvenient. Link to post Share on other sites
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