Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 For $20 milly you put up with an ordeal. No truck stop blowies. There was a cutie 20 something at a dealer I was at today. The owner caught me taking a peek at her ass and just shot be a big, knowing smile. Believe me, it's the rare day when a decent looking woman is working at a shed lot. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 hope you offered her a job with the BIG company. take her under your wing. show her how warm it can be. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Believe me, it's the rare day when a decent looking woman is working at a shed lot. Yeah, I've always heard that shed lots are notorious sausage and uggo fests. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 which is a damn shame because you have an almost endless amount of private, confined spaces within which to penetrate attractive ladies. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Yeah, I've always heard that shed lots are notorious sausage and uggo fests. Heh Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Oh yeah, KC folks. There were a few people on my Facebook talking about a taco place there called in a tub. You guys been there? They said they have the best greasy tacos but they lost me on the powdered cheese. Trip report? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Everyone knows Kansas City is the definitive place for Mexican food. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 there's an in a tub a mile from my apartment. i've never been because it looks like a dump. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Everyone knows Kansas City is the definitive place for Mexican food. That was the funny part. Everyone was going on and on about how "they have the BEST Mexican food". All I could think was have you ever been to LA? Or....Mexico? Clearly not. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 tilt, have YOU ever been to tub? clearly not. I don't know what tub is. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 there's an in a tub a mile from my apartment. i've never been because it looks like a dump. Yeah, you wouldn't want to get ecoli or anything. Sometimes dumps put out the best food, especially in that type of food 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Maybe I'll go to show my man tilt some support. You know what, I'm doing it tonight. Look at me, living life! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Maybe I'll go to show my man tilt some support. You know what, I'm doing it tonight. Look at me, living life! Now you're doing something for us. I like it DM me your dad's celly just in case you don't post again, I can check up on you 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I've got poor people tax workshop tonight from 5-7. Hopefully it's not too busy and the returns I get are easy. SA gots me wanting a burrito now. Might finna have to afterwards. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Welp, we got a packed house tonight. Even going to have to turn some people away. Might have to stop by the watering hole and treat myself to a beverage afterwards. Maybe there will be a young lady also preparing taxes tonight that I can dream about inviting out but not actually do it. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Nap, I got a burrito right here for you (grabs crotch). Ronny that would be a conversation for the ages. My dad would really welcome the idea that I spent all my time talking to people on the Internet. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 at least you would be "talking" to "people" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Nap, I got a burrito right here for you (grabs crotch). Ronny that would be a conversation for the ages. My dad would really welcome the idea that I spent all my time talking to people on the Internet. Like I don't know know how to tell some lies. I wouldn't mention Internet forums. Don't be ridiculous I'd tell him we were lovers, that you were a chubby chaser 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Tilty, Essay just posted a pic on Twitter from The Tub. It's all happening. Somehow, Thera still managed to get a Tilt dig in 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 so after a long day of awesome lawyering, i made my way to the hallowed IN A TUB. it looked just as i remembered, which is to say old and kind of sketchy. i ordered four tacos. my choices were cheese tacos. cheese and meat. and cheese, meat, and bean. so i went cheese, meat and bean OBVIOUSLY cause i'm a goddamn man. they were a little small, and quite greasy. but goddamn if they weren't absolutely delicious. i got some mild sauce to go with it and that was very good as well. in the end the only regret is i only ordered 4. next time its 6 minimum and quite possibly 8. so thank you tilty, you're the man. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Look at you, tried something new and enjoyed it. WE CAN BUILD ON THIS!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 and the ladies can build ON THIS (grabs crotch). speaking of "ladies," where is frau? i don't miss her or anything, but it is pretty rude to just stop posting. wouldn't it be funny if napa got some guy audited. i think it would be. hopefully there's a lady taxer there and he's looking over her W2s RIGHT NOW. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Funny you mention that...the IRS just so happened to stop by tonight to make sure we're on the level and wouldn't you know it they decided to "audit" my first return for the evening. Of course I fvckin nailed it. Our site coordinator said in all his years of doing it the IRS has never stopped when we was there. So, it makes sense that they would when I was doing my first solo return ever. All in all I did 5 returns which is horseshit because they said they were only going to do 30 people tonight (3 X 10 preparers). I want to know who wasn't pulling their Brvydamned weight. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 proud of my boy nap. swinging the BIG dick and sending the IRS packing with NOTHING but refunds to pay. napa mood: Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 so after a long day of awesome lawyering, i made my way to the hallowed IN A TUB. it looked just as i remembered, which is to say old and kind of sketchy. i ordered four tacos. my choices were cheese tacos. cheese and meat. and cheese, meat, and bean. so i went cheese, meat and bean OBVIOUSLY cause i'm a goddamn man. they were a little small, and quite greasy. but goddamn if they weren't absolutely delicious. i got some mild sauce to go with it and that was very good as well. in the end the only regret is i only ordered 4. next time its 6 minimum and quite possibly 8. so thank you tilty, you're the man. Exactly what the posts I saw said, greasy, small and delicious. In your pic the taco kind of looks like a jack in the box taco. Oh, was it real or powdered cheese? Link to post Share on other sites
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