SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 i support you in this Ronny. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 i support you in this Ronny. Crap Guess I'm wrong, nap. Your lawyer came at me hard and played to my weaknesses. You'll be receiving his bill shortly. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 my fee is only a dope beat to step to, and a black and mild to puff. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 i'd see the strokes, eagles of death metal (partially just to support them still playing gigs after the Paris thing), gary clark, the killers and perhaps cold war kids. snap judgement: quite a few of those "bands" look like the hipster equivalent of an industry manufactured boy band. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Timberland Trail Runners Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 i'm VERY suspicious of any girl that messages me first on tinder. i'm assuming there its something really wrong with her. am i safe in this assumption? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 probably a bot/M on the company payroll pretending to be F to keep more guys on the platform. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I imagine it's the type of woman where you wake up in the middle of the night and she's holding a knife to her wrist because she thinks you're dreaming about another woman. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I imagine it's the type of woman where you wake up in the middle of the night and she's holding a knife to her wrist because she thinks you're dreaming about another woman. Pretty sure you just gave Sklansky a role playing idea. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 i'm here to help. Judge Dredd on showtime. what a great 90's movie. break the law? I AM THE LAW. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 i'm VERY suspicious of any girl that messages me first on tinder. i'm assuming there its something really wrong with her. am i safe in this assumption? 90% of the time, yes. But would it be worth it for the 10%? the music isn't the issue, its the idea of going to a festival, like a hippie. i don't stand among the commoners, i lord above them or i stay home. The bigger problem is that it's not just harmless hippies anymore. It's a few hippies, some hipsters, some weirdo EDM people (whatever they're called), and a bunch of complete douchebags. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 assuming the 90% doesn't murder me, the 10% can feel my disappointment AND THEN SOME. i'm trying to imagine an amount of money someone would have to pay me to attend a musical festival. it's over $5,000, i know that. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 SA, I found your soul mate. This guy ate Chipotle for 186 days straight. http://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/The-guy-who-ate-Chipotle-for-186-days-straight-6746416.php 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I haven't heard of 90% of those bands you all listed. I didn't bother to open the link. One of my wife's cousins (A really good guy) has gone to the Kid Rock cripuisemthe last three years or so and just goes on and on about what a blast it is. Even took his dad last year. I look at he pictures of wall to wall hillbilly/rocker/rednecks and can't even imagine not jumping off the ship within 36 hours. Of course, with Randy's tragic demise, I believe I'm the oldest here. So...yeah. I have always been a huge baseball and football fan but I think I enjoy the offseason, following coaching changes, free agent signings, the NFL draft etc... Even more than watching the games. If I could pick any profession I'd be a football GM I think. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 was 1994 Sandra Bullock, as seen in the incredibly awesome movie SPEED, one of the most wifeable women of all time? she is just so beautiful. what a wildcat. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 95% of the time a girl messages first on tinder she's a camgirl trying to get you to visit her site. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 i'm not even talking about them. i'm filtering them out of this research. i'm talking actual women, real life women who are messaging first. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Odds on Essay getting catfished? That said, I think my wife might've messaged or poked me or whatever first on Match. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Being catfished would be the highlight of the new year for SA. I was going to say decade but then remembered he managed to find a female that let him penetrate her, however briefly, last year. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm so glad I'm missing the Tinder/Grinder era of dating. The bot ratio is like trying to find a partner on Chatroulette. Plus, every single person uses a comically slutty bio, to the point where there is no way to know which ones are actually cool and which ones are just trying to be funny, unless I talk to them for a long time. If I wanted to get to know you through conversation, I'd strike one up IRL with someone who wasn't statistically a bot anyway. Hard pass. I'm Greg Cote, and that's what it was like back in my day. Edited for pronouns. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Being catfished would be the highlight of the new year for SA. I was going to say decade but then remembered he managed to find a female that let him penetrate her, however briefly, last year. Let's not forget that SA has a genuine Winner story involving cocaine and a public sex injury. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 there's a few nights of my life that resemble winning, that is for certain. solid sports day, folks. playoff football for the chiefs, and then a KU game at 7. onward to the final four, folks. a girl on tinder just asked me for coffee. i just can't get past the idea that it's really a man and if i show up i'll be mugged or worse. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 there's a few nights of my life that resemble winning, that is for certain. solid sports day, folks. playoff football for the chiefs, and then a KU game at 7. onward to the final four, folks. a girl on tinder just asked me for coffee. i just can't get past the idea that it's really a man and if i show up i'll be mugged or worse. Mugged at a coffee shop? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 hey i don't know what this psycho bitch has in store. i just unmatched her, the stress was too much. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 everyone get their powerball tickets? i went in for 30 bucks. why the hell not when its gonna get near 1 billion. Link to post Share on other sites
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