Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 2014 was one of the worst years of my life and 2015 was arguably worse. I'm ready to GTFO this shitty year and into this next arbitrary division of time we call a new year. Should have just canonballed some NyQuil instead of going out to speed up the process. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Nappy New Year!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 just because you almost died and didn't have any sex doesn't make 2015 that bad. i'm sure you watched some good shows on netflix. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Well, nowhere to go from here than up then! Or down. Probably down. Further. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Egg wasn't properly seated so the butt was a bust. Did some wings today that ere tasty, trying to do ribs tomorrow. As for NYE, on my fourth makers 46 and coulting the minutes until kids are in bed. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 professionally i did well in 2015. i got three promotions and a 22% raise. personally i did not do well, but i'm supposedly dinnering with tinder gal tomorrow, so that should start 2016 THE RIGHT WAY. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 What do you mean wasn't properly seated? The ole lady's doing ribs tomorrow. Gonna do one with the 3-2-1 and one all smoker. Little experimentation. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Don't forget my car died and also my dog died. Unrelated incidents. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 yeah but your hair has remained great. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I ****ed up. When I built the egg I tightened the rings poorly and it left a gap between the top and bottom half of the smoker. Once I sobered up and looked at it smoke was flowing out the gap instead of out the top. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 My hair is fvcking fantastic. Last party I went to I got a lot of compliments from people I'd never met before. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 thats the spirit bro. let the hair guide you into the future. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 My buddy bailed on me so I'm at this bar by myself. Still taking L's in 2015. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 god damned gaps ruining our lives. them and blacks. napa you will celebrate with US you fuching assh ole. I'm back so give me some sugah 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Happy New Years faghots! I'm not on coke believe it or not! Yeah you should probably go with the "not." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 MU-WAH. it's ok. I was assimilated into my bartenderS boyfriends group of friends. We've been buying rounds of shots and splitting hotdog buns. One more hour and I'm outta here though. Might buy dominos. Might not . Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Just split a drink and a shot with a super drunk chick. Not sure where she went. No words were spoken. I woulda smashed IF SHE WANTED. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Have a great night, Nappy Yew Hear! No way I make it to midnight so lemme just say i can't believe us ****eringers are still here, amen. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 "Posted today at 12:20 am" God dam left coast Canadians. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 But napa, don't you worry. That's a god damned victory! She's probably passed out under a bridge now but I promise you, for a second there? She found you: YOU... attractive. and many more will. You take that glorious hair and you SLAY them bitches. Take it from an ugly slut. If you can get the confidence, you can get them ALL. promise you man. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 dillard's was having some nice sales today. picked up a couple turnberry merino wool sweaters for 20 bucks each. very classy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Michigan with a great beat down of Florida now Stanford doing the same to Iowa. Good day of football so far. So SA, where are we taking our new lady friend for dinner? Are you meeting there, picking her up? We need some information here pal. And pictures. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 oh yeah she cancelled again so i think we can consider that over. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 on the plus side, you now have time to participate in the new Making a Murderer thread Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 just did buddy. my brother and i had an hour long conversation about it at dinner on wednesday. i was fascinated by the whole thing. Link to post Share on other sites
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