Essay21 2,385 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 More like she sobered up and realized the mistake she was about to make. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I'm going to a screening of Anomalisa tonight with a Charlie Kaufman Q&A after. Who has Tanners email address so I can get this done efficiently? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 hes likely in a dark closet, crying and cursing scrams name. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I had to send a strongly worded email to my apartment complex about the unacceptable removal of snow in the parking lot. The efforts that were made left a large build up of ice and snow behind my car, which got stuck on said build up this morning. It took me nearly five minutes to rock free and I fear damage was done to the undercarriage of my beloved civic. I asked for written response as to measures taken to prevent a reoccurrence. I await a response. Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Dear Sir: In response to your letter of 12/29, we request photographs of any "damage to the undercarriage" of your vehicle and an explanation of how it was caused. Happy Holidays: Management. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I slipped on the sidewalk outside my apartment this morning because it hadn't been cleared. Want to send another letter? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Dear Sir: In response to your letter of 12/29, we request photographs of any "damage to the undercarriage" of your vehicle and an explanation of how it was caused. Happy Holidays: Management. it's not about damage this time, as there was none - it's about if damage did occur in a similar fashion later i have an email where i warned them it was possible and where i explicitly requested written response as to how they planned to avoid reoccurrence. i've got them cornered, now all we need is another snow storm, the same build up, and my transmission to fall out and i'll really be winning. I slipped on the sidewalk outside my apartment this morning because it hadn't been cleared. Want to send another letter? i can and you definitely should. put them on notice in case you break something next time. it will add BILLIONS to the punitive damages. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Snow, heh. It was 80 something all week. On the downside, I had a week off and starting Sunday at 2pm, I started getting really sick. I showed up to work Monday, feeling like ass, fever, sweating, hacking, and they sent me home and told me not to come back until I wasn't contagious. I'm going back tomorrow. Feeling sick sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Keep firing away Essay. Give her another chance. But not two more. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 if i'm ever inside her, i'll think first of you, and then if there's time, the three amigos (brvy, nap, and tilt). 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 picked up some turkey burger patties at the GS. just grilled them sumbitches up and damn are they tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 sometimes i'll squint at things, like i have bad eye sight and i have to strain to see that thing or read that sign. but in reality i have perfect vision, better than 20/20 without glasses. i'm not sure why i do it. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Fig and Prosciutto sandwich with Balsamic Reduction 2T balsamic vinegar + 1t brown sugar, heat until thick Caramelize a shallot in olive oil sliced fig, Camembert, prosciutto, garlic, baguette warm the figs toast the bread, rub with sliced garlic, sprinkle rosemary assemble toast, sliced Camembert, prosciutto, shallots, figs, and drizzle with reduction 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 you lost me with this one big daddy. but i applaud that effort. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 We really are doing recipes, and I love it! Congrats on the engagement speedz. Thanks, it's ok. Hi speedz. Anyways, got her a smoker for Christmas. Had rib tonight. Didn't cook them long enough and they still ended up tough. Anybody got any foolproof smoker recipes? Yup. The 3-2-1 method works every time. http://barbecuebible.com/2015/01/20/3-2-1-method-ribs/ strat - good on you for getting (and somehow keeping) a girlfriend. Wait, you did who to my what now? Hi Speedz and Shake. I miss you guys. You don't have to pander to him. It's ok to just miss me. Hey there. Speedz is back, back again. Nice to see you sir. And you as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Not my bag, but nice work. Butt rubbed and waiting to go on smoker tomorrow. If it goes well, pictures will follow. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'm doing a butt Friday. Also going with dry rub, and if we happen to have any long needles at work I might try some injections as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'm doing a butt Friday Enjoy it while it lasts, cuz once you're married, that will be over. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 like MJ, ronny plays through the flu. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Enjoy it while it lasts, cuz once you're married, that will be over. You never know, his wife may let him continue to play with his Man Friday. Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'm doing a butt Friday. Also going with dry rub, and if we happen to have any long needles at work I might try some injections as well. I've been using the same two ink-refilling syringes (with the wider needle-hole, whatever the **** that is called) to do meats for about 3 years now. They're like this. http://www.ebay.com/...K8AAOxynRRSNtTz The typical all plastic cooking syringe injection systems seem to cause too large of a cavity. Those big, heavy needles let you get way in there, a bunch of different times, widely applying the marinade without turning the cut of meat into a crater-fest. I would imagine the needles you get at the vets office for larger animals are like this? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 It depends - I do think large animal vets tend to stock the wider gauge and longer needles than we have. They don't need anything longer than what we have for simple things like blood draws and subcutaneous injections, but if they want to give deep intramuscular injections or tap into body cavities they need the more specialized hardware. That link is pretty much exactly what I'm going to try to find, except we wouldn't have anything with a blunt end. I'm pretty sure our only needles long enough are typically used to drain pericardial effusion, so it's more of a catheter than a needle, but should still work pretty well. I could have conveyed all that in one sentence, but I figured I'd take the chance to remind you all that I'm sort of almost a real doctor over here. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I bet your mom is sort of almost proud of you. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 My roommate and his girlfriend got me a lodge cast iron skillet for Christmas. Pretty nice of them. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 You should fry em up a nice plate of GET OUT. Time to fly solo in the nest, big bird. Link to post Share on other sites
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