Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 That reminds me Ronald, I'm coming to pitch a tent in your backyard in about 4 weeks. Sorry man, the dog is vicious. Can't risk it. Can't have Johnny Law knocking on my back door Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Viagra has really stepped up its game lately. I don't even understand what you might be referring to here. Do you have a new girl you aren't telling us about? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 well i miss read your post. i thought you said you were going to pitch a tent FOR 4 weeks, not in 4 weeks. pitching a tent is a euphemism for having an erection. so the joke was that viagra has stepped its game to allow month long boners. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I was trying to make that joke, and I think Mexco figured that out and was playing off that. I could be wrong though. I just didn't get what you were trying to do. I understand now. One time, an old pastor of mine was giving a sermon and said that Jesus pitched a tent about a hundred times in a single sermon. I was having a hard time keeping it together. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 After driving all day (after a late start due to a spontaneous quickie, yes, with my wife) I'm staying in a hotel about 30 - 45 minutes from where we're moving to. Feels oddly odd. Getting ready to walk over to the bar at Chilis for a couple beers and a bite to eat. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I was trying to make that joke, and I think Mexco figured that out and was playing off that. I could be wrong though. I just didn't get what you were trying to do. I understand now. One time, an old pastor of mine was giving a sermon and said that Jesus pitched a tent about a hundred times in a single sermon. I was having a hard time keeping it together. Was he Catholic? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Brvy Christ...Chilis? Is this a one horse town or something? The only thing I looked forward to while traveling was going to local places to eat. Nothing worse than having to go to a shitty Applebee's after a long day. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 i like apple bees. they have some good chicken fingers there. fries are good. you get the two for twenty and get the boneless buffalo wing apps. shit is good. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 napa likes to play salmonella roulette 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Generally I like to eat at local places too. But after almost 450 miles driven today being able to walk across the parking lot for a couple beers and something to eat is way more appealing than getting back in the car and driving somewhere else. On that same note, and relevant to hanks post, when I was eating in the little hole in the wall Mexican restaurants for lunch all the time I would have stomach issues every 2-3 weeks. To the point I started to think something might be wrong with me. Since leaving that job, and those local places, zero stomach issues. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 i like apple bees. they have some good chicken fingers there. fries are good. you get the two for twenty and get the boneless buffalo wing apps. shit is good. Now we know Tilty was in the wrong. Thanks for the confirmation. But I appreciate Tilty's sitch and would do the same thing, except 6 beers Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I like their fries and chicken fingers. honey mustard. YES 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Applebee's and Chili's are gross. Tilt is a delicate flower with his stomach issues. I am at my local Mexican restaurant, drinking beer from a frosted glass, chili rim, and eating beef with sautéed onions and mushrooms. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Funny Frau. One of the reasons I started wondering If something was wrong was because I have an iron stomach. And, comparing your fancy pants west side Mexican with the Mexican in the dirty east is off base. Those westerners are used to seeing white people. The east LA cholos were trying to poison me, I know it. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 If they were trying to poison you, they would have laid Cesar Chavez style truth bombs in you, Boss. The food is not fancy or good. I go there because it's in walking distance of my place, and because I can eat there (waiter service). Bill for special and two beers was $19.61, I left $25. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 My new avatar is a uterus that looks like a DJ. I love it. Edit to add my stupid of the day: Mr. Chicago texts me and asks my opinion on going to a funeral on Friday the 13th. Like, would I expect people to die on the way to the services? I respond back that I'm super into it in a Beetlejuice role play way, and offer to be first Otho, then Lydia. This was not rhetorical question or role play situation. Mr. Chicago sends me the obit, there is a real funeral. Oof. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Have you ever read the description of the original proposed sequel to Beetlejuice? http://greatestmovies-nevermade.tumblr.com/post/96193196185/beetlejuice-goes-hawaiian Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Feels oddly odd. This may be the worst thing you've ever eaten. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Was he Catholic? I don't understand the question. My new avatar is a uterus that looks like a DJ. I love it. Edit to add my stupid of the day: Mr. Chicago texts me and asks my opinion on going to a funeral on Friday the 13th. Like, would I expect people to die on the way to the services? I respond back that I'm super into it in a Beetlejuice role play way, and offer to be first Otho, then Lydia. This was not rhetorical question or role play situation. Mr. Chicago sends me the obit, there is a real funeral. Oof. Is Mr. Chicago slighty mentally impaired? Did he genuinely believe that it was "bad luck"? Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Car talk: I brought my car in for an oil change, get my headlights defogged, and get a belt tightened. How much will it cost? (Pls remember I'm female.) Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 $100-150 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I wouldn't mind defogging your headlights 7 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Car talk: I brought my car in for an oil change, get my headlights defogged, and get a belt tightened. How much will it cost? (Pls remember I'm female.) The oil change should be 20-30, unless you took it to a dealer, then it will be 50. I don't even understand the headlight situation. Free? Belts don't really tighten, but maybe you have a loose pulley or the pulley needs to be replaced? That could be more than a 100 at a dealer if it has to be replaced. To just re-tighten the pulley? $10? CA price adjustments are messing with my brain. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 It was $40. My headlights were yellowish, so I asked for them to fix that. They didn't particularly charge me, so I don't know what they did... I have a worn timing belt that I'll need to get replaced in the next few months. I'm going to lump that in with my 100K tune up (I'm at 93K now, so let's just get this thing over with). I know it'll be expensive, but I owe the car outright, and don't drive that much. I think I should keep up regular maintenance until this car dies. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 what was $40? on the list of things to not put off until you're forced to fix it, timing belts are pretty high up. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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