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First post from the iPad. Kind of feel like I need a shower now.

 

Actually I've been playing with it for a while tonight and I have to admit it's pretty cool.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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It's quality and "coolness" were never in question. If you're getting them for free, Apple products are the way to go.

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Some friends just bought a $320k house and it's just crazy to think that they realistically could have bought a lot more house and still be comfortable.

 

On the plus side, I could basically get the same house in DSM for about $200k. The downside they live in a much cooler place than I do.

 

I should get a part time job. I wish my car didn't suck so much and I could be an uber driver.

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Jesus. And people are surprised that 20 somethings still live at home. If a starter house is half a million dollars how the hell do young people have a chance at moving out on their own?

 

Life is just so expensive. I remember when I made $40k for the first time in my life. I thought I had made it. Not anywhere near wealthy obv but not living pay check to pay check either. Now I can't imagine having to make it on less than $60. As discussed many times, it's all relative I guess, the more you make the more your lifestyle rises to the mean. Unless you're strat of course.

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In other news, the new job allows/insists on casual dress to better fit in with the clientele (thank goodness, no more slacks/dress shoes every day) so I was telling my wife that I needed to go pick up a few shirts and a couple pair of jeans. She said that before I do I should go through my closet and dresser and make sure what I had. So I did and found 11 shirts I pretty much forgot I had. All henleys, both long and short sleeve for the most part but a couple nice button up short sleeve shirts too. Also found a pair of basically brand new jeans.

 

So I need to get another pair or two of jeans and some new shoes but other wise I'm good to go. So glad that the days of ironing/dry cleaning are soon to be over.

 

Going out to play poker tonight but haven't decided where. The casino I usually go to is having a 3 day music festival at their amphitheater so I'm not sure how much that will affect getting to and parking at the casino. I may just go into LA and play at the Commerce.

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my boss bought a great starter house in a nice neighborhood out of foreclosure for $120k. my roommate got his for $120k as well, but it's nowhere near as nice, quality or location. $500k buys a mid-range house in the best neighborhood in town, or the best house in a middling neighborhood.

 

part of me wonders if housing in LA and other places still has further to fall. hard to wrap your head around something so macro, which is why the pros get it wrong so often.

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what's up with all these moderately attractive teachers banging high school dudes? seems like once or twice a week i'm seeing something pop up on my newsfeed about a new case. has this always been a thing? should I have tried harder with my freshman english teacher?

 

is it a recent phenomenon? if so what does that say about men today if these women need to go to a 16 year old to get their needs met?

 

is it because men today have been emasculated?

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Clearly something is wrong with these women because if all they wanted was sex they just have to go to any bar on any night. It's more likely that they've tried that and are just so awful that no guy their age is willing to put up with their shit. Or maybe they were all abused as kids themselves and have problems forming relationships with what should be their peer group but they're devlopmetly arrested and can't. Irregardless, they all need therapy and are abusing their power of authority.

 

Related...I someday hope to be in a position where I can abuse my power.

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what's up with all these moderately attractive teachers banging high school dudes? seems like once or twice a week i'm seeing something pop up on my newsfeed about a new case. has this always been a thing? should I have tried harder with my freshman english teacher?

 

is it a recent phenomenon? if so what does that say about men today if these women need to go to a 16 year old to get their needs met?

 

is it because men today have been emasculated?

 

You will notice that in many of these cases, there are very strong context-clue indicators that the student was black and the teacher was mudsharking. Not all, but enough to be non-coincidental.

 

Degeneracy has radically increased in women since feminism. The removal of certain key social mores has caused a certain type of woman to engage in degenerate behaviors not because women today are any different genetically than women 50 years ago, but women today have come up in a wholly permissive environment thus never developed any forebrain impulse to shy away from hindbrain motivated, base behaviors (ie, "Gee, my hormones are telling me that I really want to copulate with that strapping 15 year old Negro in my homeroom class... but maybe I shouldn't act on that")

 

Much in the same way military and law enforcement have a selection bias for authoritarian retards, the teaching profession self-selects for pedophillic impulses in both men and women. There's no doubt that basically all teachers want to have sex with all their students, its just that men are keenly aware of the enormous consequences of it, whereas the valid double standard enjoyed by women inspires a few to roll the dice and hope they don't get caught.

 

Overall, though, I think the recent student-teacher sex vogue is really more a symptom of how stupid our children have become since 20 or 30 years ago, most boys would've been shrewd enough to keep their ****ing mouths shut.

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I don't know if LA housing has further to fall. I think it should and needs to but from what I hear the market has heated up, particularly in LA county.

 

Look at this: (even more absurd is the rental prices)

 

The median home value in Los Angeles is $521,600. Los Angeles home values have gone up 9.0% over the past year and Zillow predicts they will rise 3.4% within the next year. The median list price per square foot in Los Angeles is $371, which is higher than the Los Angeles Metro average of $345. The median price of homes currently listed in Los Angeles is $580,000 while the median price of homes that sold is $544,050. The median rent price in Los Angeles is $2,263, which is higher than the Los Angeles Metro median of $2,195.

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You will notice that in many of these cases, there are very strong context-clue indicators that the student was black and the teacher was mudsharking. Not all, but enough to be non-coincidental.

 

Degeneracy has radically increased in women since feminism. The removal of certain key social mores has caused a certain type of woman to engage in degenerate behaviors not because women today are any different genetically than women 50 years ago, but women today have come up in a wholly permissive environment thus never developed any forebrain impulse to shy away from hindbrain motivated, base behaviors (ie, "Gee, my hormones are telling me that I really want to copulate with that strapping 15 year old Negro in my homeroom class... but maybe I shouldn't act on that")

 

Much in the same way military and law enforcement have a selection bias for authoritarian retards, the teaching profession self-selects for pedophillic impulses in both men and women. There's no doubt that basically all teachers want to have sex with all their students, its just that men are keenly aware of the enormous consequences of it, whereas the valid double standard enjoyed by women inspires a few to roll the dice and hope they don't get caught.

 

Overall, though, I think the recent student-teacher sex vogue is really more a symptom of how stupid our children have become since 20 or 30 years ago, most boys would've been shrewd enough to keep their ****ing mouths shut.

 

In many or nearly all of these cases, the boy is bragging which brings everything down. There was one kid a few weeks ago that was having a threesome with two teachers that were not ugly. That kid should have done whatever it took to make sure he didn't screw that up... but his mouth brought it down.

 

Not that I condone any of this, but I'm just commenting on the "fact" that the data(my reading the newspaper) suggests that the boys weren't shrewd at all.

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Making soft pretzels today, (thanks for the link that led to the link, Tilty) and making a cheese sauce to couple with it. Using sharp cheddar. Havarti, Monterrey Jack Maybe add in some Swiss and provolone for overkill.

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That roast was perfect, again, Tilty. Super tasty.

 

Been marinating some sirloin in order to make some jerky today. Last time I made jerky ants infested everything. Hoping that doesn't happen again.

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I've wanted to make soft pretzels for a long time, just never got the motivation to actually do it. Are you going to just salt them or maybe brush with a little garlic butter then salt out of the oven?

 

That pot roast recipe still amazes me every time it works and I've made it a dozen times now. Just seems so counter-intuitive to put a hunk of meat in a crock pot with a stick of butter and no liquid and have it come out perfect with such a tasty gravy.

 

Poker did not go well. I played just ok and managed to get up a little, then pushed all in on the turn when I hit my open ender from the BB after 2 hearts hit the flop, got called, by a guy that had reloaded at least 4 times, with 2 pair and he hit his 4 outer on the river.

 

Can't be upset about it. I'll take that call every day of the week.

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