Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 The key to anal, which is hard to accomplish, is you gotta do it porn style, which is having the girl do an enema before your session, then have her shower up good. Smooth sailing from there. Or just bang 13 year old girls with some wd-40 You don't know Sklansky, tilty's wife may have had 2 c-sections. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Yeah, people don't even know how much work it is. Lube (canna or other) is another thing...it's a chore. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Another porn trick: butt plug. I know a lot of newbies have to sleep with a butt plug in the night before. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Oh, hey guys, was able to get away from flip hole long enough to post this. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Trip report? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 i hope napa loses everything because he literally can't stop fvcking that thing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 What's wrong with a Toyotta Camry? Spelling. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Human genitals have failed us. Let's face it, vaginas feel like trash. You know it, I know it... Sex acts are fun with other people, and preferable overall IMO, but as far as what hole physically feels better on your dick...vaginas are kind of old school. It's a poor artist who blames the medium. I saw Bridget Everett a couple of weeks ago in concert. Most of her act is about sex and power, and she talks dirty really well. She said putting your fingers in a pussy is like sliding them into a stick of room temperature butter. And everyone likes a pat of butter. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 fingering is fun. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Finger paints are inherently a worse medium than oil painting. I like to dabble in a lot of things, and had my vagina phase like Kandinsky had his water color phase. Unlike oil paints, though, clean up with the flip hole is a snap. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 you don't have any clean up with the vagina. that's her problem. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Hilarious. What if Dutch is just a crazy person that is trolling you all with the flip hole? What's wrong with the hand? C'mon man. Awesome that you guys bought one thought. Too funny winners don't work with their hands. i mean, even chimps use tools dude. The flip hole doesn't feel like a vagina at all. Fleshlight offers models that are supposed to simulate vaginas, anuses, mouths/throats. Not sure if they do so accurately or not, and I'm not sure why I'd want them to do so. Human genitals have failed us. Science has brought us materials and shapes and suction control beyond the abilities of what god herself gave us. You ever try an app where like the clock is analog, a calendar makes you switch pages between months or weeks, or a file system has to look like a physical bookshelf or something? There is no reason to put false limitations on a new technology just because we fear the pleasure it might bring. Let's face it, vaginas feel like trash. You know it, I know it...gay people figured it out years ago. I mean, the Flip Hole has a button that works as a donkey punch, but where no one gets hurt. At least I hope no one gets hurt. I haven't tried applying maximum pressure. Sex acts are fun with other people, and preferable overall IMO, but as far as what hole physically feels better on your dick...vaginas are kind of old school. the fleshlight i have doesn't feel like a vagina but it's miles ahead of one's own hand. the art to proper fleshlight usage is mastery of the suction control cap. knowing when, and more importantly how, to efficiently tighten the cap makes a load of difference. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Man.... that was a quick katchup Skimmed the last two and couldnt bring myself to go back any further.... All me needed right there Earlier in the week I was a-mindin my own bidness playing around in the machine shop when I made a minor earth shattering discovery. No, a six jaw metal lathe chuck feels nothing like a vagina..... even with generous amounts of tapping fluid. Please leave the basement once in a while fellers. Anyway...... (shakes head to remove the previous unpleasant thought)...... the project at hand was joining two pieces of metal Lotsa options there..... bolts.... weld. Pats of cold butte..... damn. Its a goddamn virus this place is. None suitable for an electrolysis rick playground like the saline rich environment like the ocean floor though, huh? BUT.... ten degrees warmer, ya know.... it also has to be quick detach. Remotely. Insert vision of the "thinker" statue with a beer in his hand here.... I did it. Two pieces of metal joined together as strong as a single piece that can be released with a simple flipo-tha-switch. And giggleface no its not magnetic. Heat baby. You friction makers out there know all about that Its patent time once again. Lets all hope it follows one of the first Beanstein inventions and changes the world in a positive way like those canoflagues did so very long ago... Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Man.... that was a quick katchup Skimmed the last two and couldnt bring myself to go back any further.... All me needed right there Earlier in the week I was a-mindin my own bidness playing around in the machine shop when I made a minor earth shattering discovery. No, a six jaw metal lathe chuck feels nothing like a vagina..... even with generous amounts of tapping fluid. Please leave the basement once in a while fellers. Anyway...... (shakes head to remove the previous unpleasant thought)...... the project at hand was joining two pieces of metal Lotsa options there..... bolts.... weld. Pats of cold butte..... damn. Its a goddamn virus this place is. None suitable for an electrolysis rick playground like the saline rich environment like the ocean floor though, huh? BUT.... ten degrees warmer, ya know.... it also has to be quick detach. Remotely. Insert vision of the "thinker" statue with a beer in his hand here.... I did it. Two pieces of metal joined together as strong as a single piece that can be released with a simple flipo-tha-switch. And giggleface no its not magnetic. Heat baby. You friction makers out there know all about that Its patent time once again. Lets all hope it follows one of the first Beanstein inventions and changes the world in a positive way like those canoflagues did so very long ago... Handcuffs? The 4 year old grandson came up on Father's Day and has a typical non-stop motor set in play at a high gear. I had gotten him about 10 of those little balsa wood planes that kept him and most of the guys busy throughout the day. Worked better than a video game. Put a hula hoop in the backyard and had them aim from the top deck. I'll save the Estes rockets for another day. Can't believe you inconsiderate bastards didn't ask why the doctor told me to stop masturbating.... ....said it was distracting him. Badaboom! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 so strat, you like stocks right. put all your money in this flip hole thing. don't ask questions, just take my word for it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 so strat, you like stocks right. put all your money in this flip hole thing. don't ask questions, just take my word for it. I'm afraid to google it at work to figure out who makes it and whether it's public. let's be real it's probably not public. and I have to disclose everything I buy, so if it's like japsextoyco... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Just got a $75 gift card from work. Going to use it to buy another flip hole. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Just got a $75 gift card from work. Going to use it to buy another flip hole. I think maybe you're using it wrong if you need a second. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Yeah this thread will be dead within the week once everyone's got flip holes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I'm glad everyone is having a good time with their masturbation sleeves. I'm curious to hear a comparrision, from someone who has been using the Fleshlight. I really want to try this one, but I'm worried I can't be happy now without the controls of the Flip Hole. http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Flight-Travel-Friendly-Masturbator/dp/B0084A8QMC Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Nah, my usage is limited since I have a roommate and he is rarely not home when I'm home. Shake though...we might have lost him forever. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Yeah this thread will be dead within the week once everyone's got flip holes. Just wait until I start talking them into prostate milking. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Napa, do you not have a door with a lock and a tv to throw him off the scent on the sound? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Wow, I never thought of that! (Yes I have) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Hell, I'd beat off on him. Screw it Link to post Share on other sites
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