Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i looked on match.com to see what was out there and it was jam packed with chicks i'd love to go out with. the thing is there's no way those girl would feel the same about me. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Are you using yourself as Ron Mexico bait? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i dont understand the question and i won't respond to it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Glad you made it out alive Frau. Deets? SA, you are the miserable-ist. Might it be that at least part of your difficulty in finding a date is that you decide for them that you're not worthy? I learned a long time to not impart my beliefs, feelings, ideals etc... on others in these types of situations. But I suppose it's easier to not try than it is to try and fail. So, carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 thanks i will. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i looked on match.com to see what was out there and it was jam packed with chicks i'd love to go out with. the thing is there's no way those girl would feel the same about me. This is where nature kicks in: if you go out with the girls who WILL go out with you, think of how insecure that girl has to be. You would be able to make her do pretty much anything, to the point where traditionally hot girls like Victoria's Secret models would become asexual and bland, because of all the creepy shit she'd let you get into. And because you'd still resent her so much, she -- as a girl -- would respond positively to that. You really need to pay more attention to the D.E.N.N.I.S System. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Don't you pay attention Sklansky? There are no girls who would go out with him. None. Ever. And, he likes it that way. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Oh there are some extreme fatties that will. But i have standards you know, like my boy nap don city break dancer man. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I don't know man...I'm getting closer and closer to just going out to the bar and saying I'm taking a girl home no matter what. Fvck standards. Just to get me out of this slump, you know? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Napa has it going on. TG has been talking for months about you and SA needing a slump buster. Nothing to it but to do it. And hell, you might even like it. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I know Strats not going to like my wording. I don't mean it to be derogatory. I know I'm not an attractive person and should be grateful that any women of any level of attractiveness would let me get into her goodies. And I don't think it'll be as easy as I'm making it out to be. I don't have that kind of ego that I think I can just walk up to any women and immediately she wants to sleep with me. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I will say that im going to severely cut down on my jerking off. Im hoping that will motivate me to get out there. Its been 4 days so far and honestly i havent noticed any change. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 that's the dumbest shit I ever heard 4 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 so I just sent a message on okcupid to one of my ex girlfriend's friends. we'll see how this goes. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 nap excluded me from a list several days ago so I'm just quitting Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Is it not enough that I was worried about making you be disappointed in me today? Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I will say that im going to severely cut down on my jerking off. Im hoping that will motivate me to get out there. Its been 4 days so far and honestly i havent noticed any change. Yeah, because that's what the ladies like...a jittering, stressed up testicular IED waiting to explode the minute his groin brushes up against a barstool. go get 'em tiger. Anyway, so this place is still a thing? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Even if i jerk it every damn day i`d still explode at first touch. at least this way my volume and density will be impressive. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 SA it's time to face the facts. You're a not-unattractive lawyer with a good job and insurance who dresses nicely in a (relatively) hip town without any real baggage. You're a catch. Time to see a therapist and get shit figured out. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 just talk to lots of women. even if you never go out on a date, it builds confidence and helps figure out what you're looking for. went fishing today. didn't catch anything. hooked a couple trout, but they were too small. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 SA it's time to face the facts. You're a not-unattractive lawyer with a good job and insurance who dresses nicely in a (relatively) hip town without any real baggage. You're a catch. Time to see a therapist and get shit figured out. ERRONEOUS ON ALL ACCOUNTS Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Where do you live? Pittsburgh, right? I love fishing. I think this year I might try to actually fish for once and try to catch fish I can eat instead of just using it as an excuse to go drink near/on a lake. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 yup in the burgh. I just like to get out in nature and booze it up a lil, it's good for ya. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 When did Wang move to Pittsburg? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i dont understand the question and i won't respond to it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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