JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Your perception of Iowa is the issue here. Iowa is far more hip than you could imagine, and I'm obviously talking about city centers here, not farmers. Actually, the issue is your perception of everywhere else. Everywhere else is far more hip than you could imagine, because you're from Iowa. That being said...I've been wanting to check out the museum and if it's cool I might get the pass for myself, because exposing myself to more art is something I want to do to further myself. Art is a guy's name. Focus on exposing yourself to girls. Ask her if she likes nirvana. If yes see how she feels about the rape me track. Make sure your tone sends the message. No matter how she replies, respond enthusiastically "That's the spirit!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Beat some balls today. I feel like I figured something out, but I usually do, and then it doesn't translate to the course. Here's hoping this one does. Hell, I even hit 20 sand shots, chipped some and putted. I'll eventually need to get a job, but this time is helping my golf game. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Im in line to sell half my yearly total today if the bumble fvcks in HR requested my officer number on time. No one seems to know, but the new account paperwork is ready and there is no reason to put the guy who is leaving down, exceot if i don't have my numbet yet then i cant get the sale. What a bad beat if this goes down. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 My day so far: Pretty good morning sex. (Even I was pretty good. I guess masturbating more helps with stamina) Stayed in bed till 10am Hit golf balls Jimmy John's lunch Watched 3 episodes of Orange is the New Black. (I'm enjoying it) Now I'm taking a bath I picked up some Jack. I will enjoy a drink or three a little later. I need to rob a bank or something. This is the life. I know how, it's pretty easy 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 My roommate was in Vegas all week for a work convention. Was supposed to get back today at 5. He decided to take a later flight for a $600 voucher and won't be getting in till 10 now. So, instead of his boss taking him home I have to go get him. Not that I was planning on going out or anything but now I can't. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 He should put that $600 voucher towards a cab ride I say that, but of course I'd go get my friend too Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Yeah, I could have said no but I'm sure I'll need an annoying for him favor at some point. Just a slight inconvenience. He pays more than his fair share of drinks and cabs and stuff anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Sounds like this guy should pay for the jack in the box on the way home from the airport. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 sounds like napa should stop being such a god damn jew Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 WHOA 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Jesus, Shake, what does that have to do with anything? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 hard j 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Calm down, it was lowercase 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Jesus, Shake, what does that have to do with anything? I don't know, nothing probably Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 With that mouth, shake wouldnt surviive a week in a real city, that piece of shit Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Well just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 god damn it, how did I not get that? weekend ruined. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Yeah mine too. Thought for sure you or suited would get it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I definitely didnt get it. Probably a reference only for non pussy getting faggots 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Actually, the issue is your perception of everywhere else. Everywhere else is far more hip than you could imagine, because you're from Iowa. Dude. I ****ing live in Chicago. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 My day so far: Pretty good morning sex. (Even I was pretty good. I guess masturbating more helps with stamina) Stayed in bed till 10am Hit golf balls Jimmy John's lunch Watched 3 episodes of Orange is the New Black. (I'm enjoying it) Now I'm taking a bath I picked up some Jack. I will enjoy a drink or three a little later. I need to rob a bank or something. This is the life. I know how, it's pretty easy all i want to know is how to identify which bands have the dye packs. other than that i think i've got a solid plan. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Dude. I ****ing live in Chicago. See? You now think Chicago is impossibly hip. I live in the woods. In Canada. And I'm not impressed. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 all i want to know is how to identify which bands have the dye packs. other than that i think i've got a solid plan. I can write you 2000 words on bait money. That's the least of my worries. Basically, just threaten the shit out of the tellers and say if someone gives you a dye pack, you're gonna come back and blow their fcking head off after it goes off. Tellers are instructed to only give it out if they feel comfortable about it. Strat should confirm this info Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 See? You now think Chicago is impossibly hip. I live in the woods. In Canada. And I'm not impressed. Michalea's not impressed gif Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I can write you 2000 words on bait money. That's the least of my worries. Basically, just threaten the shit out of the tellers and say if someone gives you a dye pack, you're gonna come back and blow their fcking head off after it goes off. Tellers are instructed to only give it out if they feel comfortable about it. Strat should confirm this info banks don't want to even hint that you should risk anything to protect their money. lawsuits. my bank didn't have the dye packs on their bait money but I have no doubt what you say is true. my bank's bait money had a strap from 2007 on it, meaning if you break that 20 strap and spend it, you're dumb. Link to post Share on other sites
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