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A pastel orange...sure. But I'm too translucent to wear bright colors. Also...eww.

 

Nobody is telling you to wear a safety vest

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Orange is not yet an acceptable dress shirt color for professionals. Light pink, white, blue, striped blue and grey and maybe a checkered blue or green or black. I have mostly white shirts.

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You don't. I know it, you know it.

 

I forgot, you live in the awful Midwest. People in real cities don't look down on fashionable dress attire

 

 

This is extreme, but worn with a dark grey suit, if you didn't get at least 3 compliments, I'd be shocked

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Avanti-Uomo-Fashion-Dress-Shirt-w-Tie-and-Cufflinks-Orange-White-Plaid-/370618230485

 

 

Oops, look at me, thinking the guy that wears shorts and hoodies knows about fashion. My bad

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That shirt looks like someone vomited on it. Amd excuse me for wearing shortd (j crew) and a hoodie to a football game. I read GQ, i know things. And i did just pick up some more j crew shorts for the summer a few weekends back out the outlet so i will be looking fresh as ever.

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You'd get at least 3 compliments from people because it's so out there and people are dumb and assume "loud/different" always equals "good style". That is not. Looks like something a personal injury lawyer working out of a strip mall would wear.

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Heat is on

 

 

SHE'S GOT A GREAAAAT ASS

 

I watched that part 5 times. He started to say "BIG ASS" but caught himself. So over the top, so Pacino

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Call me when a woman talks to you, voluntarily, in a social setting.

 

I'll wait...

 

Happened last week at a happy hour, just me and a lady. Will happen again on friday. So suck it.

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I admitted that it was extreme and it was the first one I googled. I don't hate it

 

Pinks, lavenders, light blues and even some light greens are cool as well. I have liked the check shirts lately

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Happened last week at a happy hour, just me and a lady. Will happen again on friday. So suck it.

 

Let's hear it then. Story up

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I dealt with old people for many years. More old people than you all can imagine. I agree that one is over the top but lets not get carried away. For you it's different, people are investing.

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Happy hour with a friend. She had broke up with her boyfriend, who is also a friend. Me and her met up after work. She wants to do it again this friday, so clearly daddy was charming.

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Was wondering if that was her. Noice.

 

 

I have a music playlist email with some hipster friends. Today I submitted a playlist that was just the song "Ain't worried about nothing" - French Montana ten times. Hopefully it got a few laughs.

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