Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 You can smoke in some bars in FL, once that don't serve food, or barely serve food Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Girl hasn't texted me back. The dream is dead. RIP Shake. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 how long has it been? my understanding is that it can take up to a week for a woman to respond to a text. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 5 hours She goes home in less than a week. THERES NO TIME Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 time for a drunken 2 am call. better get to drinking. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 when re-watching LOST, the thing that pisses me off the most is Kate. i mean what the fuck is this bitch doing to Jack and Sawyer. make a goddamn decision bitch. couple of good dudes who didn't deserve to get caught in her web. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 FOR RONNY AND EVERY OTHER HETERO MALE, NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYVJJZ3ZWM&feature=youtube_gdata_player 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 my favorite thing about LOST, though, is Desmond. he's just so awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 really making the most of that time off huh. way to go. napa, you should probably have sex with another girl. show this one that you've got options. that will get her attention. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Kate was pretty good in this last Hobbit movie. Although, she had a chance to yell, "We have to go back, Legolas!" and didn't take it, but I blame that on Peter Jackson. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Funny that it's called twerking. Black strippers have been doing that for years. She's fun to look at, great dancer legs Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I could not please that woman sexually. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 RM, Are you going on a cruise? With the lady, or lady and more family? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Frau, What's my next move with this girl? My text was basically saying it was good seeing you lsat night and thanking her for driving me home. No response. Do I just let this one go? Can I send a second text without having a response from her? Do i ask her girlfriend whom i'm friends with if she knows anything? Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 They made us baked potatoes at work today and we all ate together in the conference room. I was late to the party and ended up sitting next to boss man. I just sat there the whole time worried that I reek of booze because I didn't shower and am wearing the same clothes I wore out last night. I'm so glad I turned 21 after they banned smoking in bars and never had to worry about if my clothes reeked of smoke. Frau, What's my next move with this girl? My text was basically saying it was good seeing you lsat night and thanking her for driving me home. No response. Do I just let this one go? Can I send a second text without having a response from her? Do i ask her girlfriend whom i'm friends with if she knows anything? I think I'll need to know more--why did your workplace prepare baked potatoes for you all, and do you still smell like an all day drunk? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Well, it's a small office as it is and with a lot of people on vacation there's only a handful of us so boss man thought it'd be nice to make us lunch as a Christmas gift. Today they brought us breakfast since we only have to work a halfday and won't be here for lunch. Well, I have since showered since then, so doubtful. Although, I can't smell so I can't really say for certain, but I should be good. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yes, of course you can text this girl again. You can text her twelve more times, she's from out of town, and nothing is finer. Is she staying with family? Probably--so, if you text her again today or tomorrow, it should have (as Alias would say) an end game of a Dec.26 slap and tickle sesh. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 She is staying with family. She heads back the 29th. What do I text her then? HELP ME, SHAKE'S LIFE IS AT STAKE HERE Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I could not please that woman sexually. doesn't matter, the female orgasm is a myth. Frau, What's my next move with this girl? My text was basically saying it was good seeing you lsat night and thanking her for driving me home. No response. Do I just let this one go? Can I send a second text without having a response from her? Do i ask her girlfriend whom i'm friends with if she knows anything? you absolutely cannot text her again. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 wait, has napa not sent this girl a dick pick yet? wtf 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Girl texts to tell me her last day with the company is in January. Do I try something last-ditch? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 if you reply at all this is the only option: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 honestly, no you don't. it reeks of desperation and girls have dog noses when it comes to sniffing out desperation. therefore, it will come across as 1000x more desperate to her than it does to me and, to me, it comes across pretty frickin desperate. desperation. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 as long as his answer is a serious one, I am going with whatever Mexico says and ignoring the **** out of suited. I hear ya hank and that was my first thought as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 My advice is golden, pony boy. But now you'll never know what I think. Link to post Share on other sites
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