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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I think napa has it right, if he actually ****ing does that. what he will actually probably do based on the historical data: drink infinite, eat terrible food, hang out with the girl that makes him feel terrible.

 

the firm in KY got REALLY touchy when I compared the position to a para planner. "paralegals is what the word is mirroring and you would NOT be a step below an advisor / missing some degree they have." but no seriously, I'm crunching client data and doing things at the advisor's request? that's a para planner. sorry.

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I'm hanging out with BC next wednesday. She just got a dog. Haven't really been talking to her, just an email here and there. No new matches on Tinder. No responses from the two girls i did match with. Although, the 2nd chick hasn't been on tinder since before I sent a message, so, still hope, I guess. The other girl has been on though, so shes clearly not interested.

 

I'll definitely read and workout though. I'm halfway through the Great Gatsby and want to finish that. Hell I might do that tonight. And I need to get some shots up for basketball, but everytime I've gone to the gym to workout there's been games going so I haven't been able to. I'm hoping if I go late morning the courts will be open.

 

My car didn't start when I went to go leave for lunch today. Not sure if it's the battery or the alternator. Two managers were leaving for lunch just as I was and so I went to lunch with them and had one of them jump my car to see if it would start and it did. Irregardless, I think I'm going to have to postpone the purchase of a pair of sneakers to buy a new battery or alternator.

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You go girl. Dont listen to these bustas.

 

Napa, i respect your effort, but you are sooo gonna drink and eat unhealthy. I was off for nearly 2 months with the best intentions and I became a lump

 

 

Also, bc got a dog to replace you. Sorry

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The girls on the stroll say he's a chiseler.

you're going to have to stop talking like that if any of us are going to be into this thing we're doing

Ron just gave me that pep talk though about how it's fine to have sex?

 

I don't know what this stuff means.

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napa, you're still not on okcupid I take it?

 

That is correct. Maybe I"ll do that these next two weeks (no I won't).

 

You go girl. Dont listen to these bustas.

 

Napa, i respect your effort, but you are sooo gonna drink and eat unhealthy. I was off for nearly 2 months with the best intentions and I became a lump

 

Also, bc got a dog to replace you. Sorry

 

Well, I'm going to drink when I'm out in Arizona. But plans just got changed and I have to work Saturday morning instead of sunday morning when I'm out there. Which really, probably works out better. The big football game is saturday night and I should still have 2-3 hours to walk around the tailgate and either go to that game or the Suns (vs. Utah, bleh) game and go to some bars and then recover all day sunday. Or something. I don't know. I have no concrete plans.

 

Yeah, and it's a Great Dane so it probably has a bigger weiner than I do, too. I'm mostly over her anyways. I think now I'm just more lonely than missing her specifically, if that makes sense.

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I actually want to do tinder and okc just to see if I can make some moves. I wont actually make said moves. But i do have some recent pics I'm ok with

 

Is there a threesome section on these sites? Like, hey, the wife and I would like a third, hopefully with decent to large cans. No drama permitted. 420 ok, but we dont partake. Drinking is a plus.

 

I just wrote my profile

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I actually want to do tinder and okc just to see if I can make some moves. I wont actually make said moves. But i do have some recent pics I'm ok with

 

Is there a threesome section on these sites? Like, hey, the wife and I would like a third, hopefully with decent to large cans. No drama permitted. 420 ok, but we dont partake. Drinking is a plus.

 

I just wrote my profile

"I'm like 50 and look WAY worse than you guys, and I will STILL get a first date quicker than any of you"

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I thought I remembered Hank being a fan of hookers. I implied I didn't bang Hank in gratitude for his advice because he bargains with his sex workers. That would be on par with being a bad tipper.

 

Explain it to me like I'm a five year old.

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