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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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finally got to sleep around 5. with the time off my sleep schedule was bound to get like this.

 

my dad is making me go to this open house tonight. its at a very big firm in town. i'm sure they'll all be impressed with my current situation.

 

i would hope that you would take on an air of almost superiority and say things like "After this most recent tax season I decided to take a couple of months off. It's sometimes so tiring being the 'go to' guy."

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hank, you know what, you sometimes get ignored here (definitely not jeepstered though, you should know that) but your posts are probably in my top 3 favorites in the thread. amongst beans and mexico. sometimes strat. but only when he gives us menial job updates and new occurrences with the girl that doesn't like him but he things she does.

 

 

NO OFFENSE

 

 

nah, maybe a little.

 

(send nudes of lg and this all stops)

 

bigd it's called acting like you're not a fag I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE HAHAHAHAHA

 

god damn it everything that I post and think is hilarious nobody likes (well I think theraflu might have but still). this shit was gold you fags. I even used the word "fags"! it's funny see! it's bigger than a normal fag!

 

why not? he could **** his wife.

 

quoted this but I don't know why. maybe somebody liked it and I was going to thank them. sure, that's it. thanks big daddy. whoever you are. probably napa. that guy's got bitches out the asshole and he doesn't even know it.

 

every woman i meet is "unavailable" and it stands to reason that a few of them will be hot.

 

get on some god damn pills for the love of god

 

A real man is never too prideful to recognize when he is in need of a slumpbuster.

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JLL, have you been selling lots of carnival tickets this year?

 

been listening to elbow a lot lately. I think I am just in love with the British accent in general. their cover of U2's "running to stand still" is awesome.

 

We changed how the ferris wheel tickets are done actually.

 

Did I send you the sheet that our spreadsheet evolved into? Its freaking sweet.

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JLL, have you been selling lots of carnival tickets this year?

 

been listening to elbow a lot lately. I think I am just in love with the British accent in general. their cover of U2's "running to stand still" is awesome.

 

I like it a lot.

 

I too am an anglophile. But when it comes to singers' accents, I am even more aroused by Scotsmen. To this day I will listen to Frightened Rabbit or Twilight Sad, neither of whom would still make the cut I suspect without the accent.

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Vacations are the best.

 

I would like to thank Hank (of all people!) for giving good, actionable advice. I saw guy and we banged around. The sex was great, I'm in town for one more night but I don't think I'll get a repeat. He has a big friend's night out, I have a family obligation starting at 10:00 Saturday.

 

 

Brv, I couldn't remember your favorite pieces. I was disappointed there weren't more Rothkos displayed. I love their Franz Kline, but think it needs more room. For furniture, my favorite gallery is the one featuring the Tiffany lamp. All the objects in that gallery were just spectacular.

 

I took another swing through Impressionism, super dull, really liked the Gauguin chest of drawers.

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Vacations are the best.

 

I would like to thank Hank (of all people!) for giving good, actionable advice. I saw guy and we banged around. The sex was great, I'm in town for one more night but I don't think I'll get a repeat. He has a big friend's night out, I have a family obligation starting at 10:00 Saturday.

 

I would like to note that I actually liked this post when it was cut off mid sentence before you edited in the sex stuff.

 

But I'm not taking away the like in light of this new information.

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Congrats on throwing your guy a hump. I mean, its sex, it feels good, its fun, you carry on

 

Sure, with a loved one, once in a while, it can feel special, but mostly, meh. It just feels good. I encourage all girls I know to do it more and dont worry about their number or societal bs

 

Napa, its a vacation. Relax. You of all people need to decompress and have no worries for a week. You're the first muthafcker I've ever even heard of that worries about taking vacation ad doesnt want it

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I like it a lot.

 

I too am an anglophile. But when it comes to singers' accents, I am even more aroused by Scotsmen. To this day I will listen to Frightened Rabbit or Twilight Sad, neither of whom would still make the cut I suspect without the accent.

boner material?

http://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0

 

Vacations are the best.

 

I would like to thank Hank (of all people!) for giving good, actionable advice. I saw guy and we banged around. The sex was great, I'm in town for one more night but I don't think I'll get a repeat. He has a big friend's night out, I have a family obligation starting at 10:00 Saturday.

 

 

Brv, I couldn't remember your favorite pieces. I was disappointed there weren't more Rothkos displayed. I love their Franz Kline, but think it needs more room. For furniture, my favorite gallery is the one featuring the Tiffany lamp. All the objects in that gallery were just spectacular.

 

I took another swing through Impressionism, super dull, really liked the Gauguin chest of drawers.

 

you're welcome?

What am I going to do with all this free time you guys. Crap. Did not think this whole vacation thing through.

 

there's a lot of porn out there...i dare you to watch it all.

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