SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 anything over a year isn't a slump, its an ice age. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 finally got to sleep around 5. with the time off my sleep schedule was bound to get like this. my dad is making me go to this open house tonight. its at a very big firm in town. i'm sure they'll all be impressed with my current situation. i would hope that you would take on an air of almost superiority and say things like "After this most recent tax season I decided to take a couple of months off. It's sometimes so tiring being the 'go to' guy." Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 hank, you know what, you sometimes get ignored here (definitely not jeepstered though, you should know that) but your posts are probably in my top 3 favorites in the thread. amongst beans and mexico. sometimes strat. but only when he gives us menial job updates and new occurrences with the girl that doesn't like him but he things she does. NO OFFENSE nah, maybe a little. (send nudes of lg and this all stops) bigd it's called acting like you're not a fag I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE HAHAHAHAHA god damn it everything that I post and think is hilarious nobody likes (well I think theraflu might have but still). this shit was gold you fags. I even used the word "fags"! it's funny see! it's bigger than a normal fag! why not? he could **** his wife. quoted this but I don't know why. maybe somebody liked it and I was going to thank them. sure, that's it. thanks big daddy. whoever you are. probably napa. that guy's got bitches out the asshole and he doesn't even know it. every woman i meet is "unavailable" and it stands to reason that a few of them will be hot. get on some god damn pills for the love of god A real man is never too prideful to recognize when he is in need of a slumpbuster. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 If I were losing as much as I'm winning to someone as drunk as I am right now, and he were telling about it in the same detail, I suspect I'd be tilted too. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Music from the Adventures of Pete and Pete is my pick for the most underrated album of the '90s. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Two week "vacation" starting today at 5. Yippee. I have to work on sunday the 1st for a few hours, but I'll be in Arizona, so, whatever. I'll do some work from home though, nothing better to do. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 JLL, have you been selling lots of carnival tickets this year? been listening to elbow a lot lately. I think I am just in love with the British accent in general. their cover of U2's "running to stand still" is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 JLL, have you been selling lots of carnival tickets this year? been listening to elbow a lot lately. I think I am just in love with the British accent in general. their cover of U2's "running to stand still" is awesome. We changed how the ferris wheel tickets are done actually. Did I send you the sheet that our spreadsheet evolved into? Its freaking sweet. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 We changed how the ferris wheel tickets are done actually. Did I send you the sheet that our spreadsheet evolved into? Its freaking sweet. No, you did not. I like what I'm hearing. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 JLL, have you been selling lots of carnival tickets this year? been listening to elbow a lot lately. I think I am just in love with the British accent in general. their cover of U2's "running to stand still" is awesome. I like it a lot. I too am an anglophile. But when it comes to singers' accents, I am even more aroused by Scotsmen. To this day I will listen to Frightened Rabbit or Twilight Sad, neither of whom would still make the cut I suspect without the accent. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Me: When's your last day? Cubemate: December 7 M: Sounds... infamous C: What? 4 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I am even more aroused by Scotsmen. You should one of these for next Halloween then. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Remember remember the 7th of December. That's it, right? The day JFK was assassinated. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 What am I going to do with all this free time you guys. Crap. Did not think this whole vacation thing through. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Vacations are the best. I would like to thank Hank (of all people!) for giving good, actionable advice. I saw guy and we banged around. The sex was great, I'm in town for one more night but I don't think I'll get a repeat. He has a big friend's night out, I have a family obligation starting at 10:00 Saturday. Brv, I couldn't remember your favorite pieces. I was disappointed there weren't more Rothkos displayed. I love their Franz Kline, but think it needs more room. For furniture, my favorite gallery is the one featuring the Tiffany lamp. All the objects in that gallery were just spectacular. I took another swing through Impressionism, super dull, really liked the Gauguin chest of drawers. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 concur on frightened rabbit. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I feel like I'm getting more likes than usual today due to the fact that my posting has been utter shit since I met the girl. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 like, I'm definitely going to make an effort to not talk/think about all of that going forward. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Vacations are the best. I would like to thank Hank (of all people!) for giving good, actionable advice. I saw guy and we banged around. The sex was great, I'm in town for one more night but I don't think I'll get a repeat. He has a big friend's night out, I have a family obligation starting at 10:00 Saturday. I would like to note that I actually liked this post when it was cut off mid sentence before you edited in the sex stuff. But I'm not taking away the like in light of this new information. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Congrats on throwing your guy a hump. I mean, its sex, it feels good, its fun, you carry on Sure, with a loved one, once in a while, it can feel special, but mostly, meh. It just feels good. I encourage all girls I know to do it more and dont worry about their number or societal bs Napa, its a vacation. Relax. You of all people need to decompress and have no worries for a week. You're the first muthafcker I've ever even heard of that worries about taking vacation ad doesnt want it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I definitely have been saying in interviews that downtime is my worst enemy. it IS really awful to sit around feeling bad because you don't have anything to do. I leave off that last but of course. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 You got time to lean, you got time to clean Its an old restaurant workers saying Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I like it a lot. I too am an anglophile. But when it comes to singers' accents, I am even more aroused by Scotsmen. To this day I will listen to Frightened Rabbit or Twilight Sad, neither of whom would still make the cut I suspect without the accent. boner material? http://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0 Vacations are the best. I would like to thank Hank (of all people!) for giving good, actionable advice. I saw guy and we banged around. The sex was great, I'm in town for one more night but I don't think I'll get a repeat. He has a big friend's night out, I have a family obligation starting at 10:00 Saturday. Brv, I couldn't remember your favorite pieces. I was disappointed there weren't more Rothkos displayed. I love their Franz Kline, but think it needs more room. For furniture, my favorite gallery is the one featuring the Tiffany lamp. All the objects in that gallery were just spectacular. I took another swing through Impressionism, super dull, really liked the Gauguin chest of drawers. you're welcome? What am I going to do with all this free time you guys. Crap. Did not think this whole vacation thing through. there's a lot of porn out there...i dare you to watch it all. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 it's really rude of FTK to take hank's banging advice and then not bang him. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 email from mk a week ago: "Well hey there, brozzuff. I apologize for taking almost three weeks to respond to an email (who does that?). Will write today when I get a chance. <3" guess what he did not do on that day 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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