Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Modern family does suck. That's why I quoted that lame line to show you how much it does in fact suck. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 You arent allowed to say that unless ypu watch it and thats final. Now knock it off, dickweed Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Just because you resemble one of the main characters doesn't mean you can be do defensive. I had the liquid shits yesterday and I have been eating really good lately. So that was weird. Good thing playoffs are over. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 That line is also a rejoin on the lebatard show. I may or may not have known where it was from. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 75k right out of college? Maybe Phoenix, hot girls, golf, money goes a long way, easy car ride to Vegas. Good hypo. Titly, if your company screws you once, they will screw you again. Id start discretely looking around. I thought about Phoenix but it's too damned hot in the summer. 120 degrees isn't my idea of good weather. You are right of course. That's what pissed me off the most. I had been thinking I'd found a long term home with this company. Not so sure now so, yes, I will be testing the waters. Oh, the boss lady called me yesterday afternoon to congratulate me on once again finishing #1 in the company in September as well as being #1 YTD in both products we sell. Her; Hey, I've got some GREAT news for you! Me; Yeah? Her: Yeah! You were #1 in the company in September and are #1 YTD in both check based and auto title loans! Awesome job! Me; Oh...cool. Thanks for calling. Her: .... O....K......I'll talk to you later Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 hey dude she's my girlfriend and you cant talk about her like that. What happened at dinner? of course I am annoyed because I think there's some chance you're right She has a small sense of relief because she really does like you as a friend but only as a friend and she wants to keep talking to you but doesn't want to lead you on because she knows how you feel and doesn't want to hurt you because she's a nice girl like that. That line is also a rejoin on the lebatard show. I may or may not have known where it was from. I didn't know what that was from until now. It's not funny. The inside the box thing is moderately clever. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Tilt, I'm fully on board with whoever told you to stop acting like a bitch about this situation and show your company that you are the best they've ever had. Make your new district #1 in short order, and then you will have mostrous power. It's obviously not normal for the district you had to be #1 so frequently or the higher ups wouldn't care or notice. They noticed because you're great at your job. So ****in quit whining and actin like Stratnapasuited, and use this move for some good old-fashioned ****you motivation. If I were running the company, and I had a new district manager that seemed to turn things around, I certainly wouldn't just throw glory at him without making sure it was him, and not the managers or some other variable. Right now they don't really know what they have, but they will definitely know in 6-12 months. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 At dinner, nothing happened really. We're together, just not in the way I'd like. But I chose to take this over nothing. Gonna try to not complain anymore because I know the score. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I didn't know what that was from until now. It's not funny. The inside the box thing is moderately clever. Phil, on Modern Family, is almost exactly how Suited comes across here. Just bumbling through life - but with a hot wife. When Suited said that, it even fit with his joke style. It's actually pretty amazing how similar they are. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I don't bumble anywhere, I'm not a bee. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 We're together, just not in the way I'd like. Go on... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I don't even wanna talk about it. There's nothing left to say. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I took that to mean that she would claim that they are dating, but she finds Essay to be sexually repulsive, and actively avoids being in romantic situations with him. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I took that to mean that she would claim that they are dating, but she finds Essay to be sexually repulsive, and actively avoids being in romantic situations with him. Probably something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Can't believe its Thursday already. Week is flying by! Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I keep thinking about what Cha! Cha! said, went back to the texts from that Friday in LA. I don't really know if she was confirming or denying that we couldn't ever date. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I think you've become a little too comfortable telling her how you feel about everything when she just wants to laugh at your silly jokes. I don't think you're drawing dead though. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Yeah he just needs runner runner to a royal. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Strat, let it go until you leave. Please Essay: seriously, grow a pair. You cannot possibly have any respect for yourself at this point. Not trying to be mean, but fck me man. Its just awful at this point. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I haven't said anything to her about it, nor will I. promise. I have kept it light and quiet. we had some good times today, I had to help her on one of my projects. I told a story from my drive in: I saw a van that said "DOG BUS" on the back of it. I pondered whether you would ever want to use it to move cats? or if it's even been an issue that it's a van, not a bus? I also gave her a post-it note with the one part of the process I can never remember, said "I wonder what I have stored in my brain that is keeping me from remembering this? maybe I should forget about some historical fact" and she starts laughing and said she said the exact same thing to somebody yesterday. I don't know. just saying. my personality is keeping this thing afloat despite the blowups. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 This is how I feel when one of our celibate threesome posts 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 It's only been two years since I had sex last. It was 2 before that time and 5 the times before that. So I'm used to it. Doing fine over here. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 That's the exact opposite of doing fine. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Says you maybe. But from where I'm sitting, everything is JUST FVCKING GREAT. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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