Essay21 2,385 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I'm interested for stamina training. The fleshlight is selling that it will help you last longer. Plus it probably feels better than the hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I had a dream about taking a cruise, being bored out of my mind, being dared to get off in Beleze and get home some other way, thought about it for a second, rented a scooter, toured the most impoverished area this side of NLV, befriended a drug cartel, almost flew a twin cessna home, decided against it due to the pot seeds in the floor boards and general poor condition of it, bought a jeep with fake paperwork, bluffed my way across the border, signed paperwork and gave a two hunded dollar fee that it wouldnt be a abandoned, toured the eastern carribean, drank enough to float the ship home, probably ate dogs and cats but it was all delicious, made it to Nuevo Laredo, spent the night in a shack, got up the next morning and gave the pos to an old man walking out of a grocery store, walked across the bridge, got in a car waiting in the parking lot, a ninety something civic Shane bought on Craigslist, headed to Dallas, toured the new garage and office, came back home, unpacked five thousand boner pills, and collapsed on the couch. And met and partied with Ron in Florida in real life.... It was all just a dream Now I just have to figure out where the civic in the yard came from.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 How would you know how long you'll actually last? You did it 3 times in 2011 and none in 2012. You really have no frame of reference. Maybe you'll be a tiger, or as Magill said, a rhino They have desensitizing cream and condoms, but my thought is, why would i do that, the whole point is to feel good Just get good with your mouth and hands, and be ready to go in 2016 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Shake is gone, beans is losing it, suited is getting vag, this whole place is upside down Wait, one of those didnt happen Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Shake is gone, beans is losing it, suited is getting vag, this whole place is upside down Wait, one of those didnt happen Suited is currently considering getting vag. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I guess that is progress for him Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Keep an eye peel to twitter, mister.... Ripley won't even believe it I'm slowly doing a reverse catchup. Curious to find the origins of the charts Shake come out of your hole.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 It was a very vivid dream Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Random things you do with a baby: drive aimlessly in circles if he is overtired. Any teething tips? That seems to have started this weekend. (I'm certainly not just trying to make your ranking lower) You should get one of those porn star fake vaginas. The night I graduated from high school, me and a couple buddies left at 10pm for a random road trip to NYC. We "paid" some probably homeless guy like $40 for a "tour" after getting lost in some awful scary part of Brooklyn at 1 am, and then he pretty much demanded we bring him home from the city. Then we "paid" him some more money as "thanks" for not killing us. Got home around 6 am. After we woke up, my buddy that drove wanted to head down to the local porn store (located about two miles away from his house) and buy a fake vagina. So, he went and did that. We got pulled over on the way home for speeding, and unfortunately the cop didn't have any reason to search the car. When we got back to his house, he went to his room and used it. He's now a (recovering?) heroin addict. I didn't see him much after that night. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Pussy is my drug. Can't get enough of it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Now THAT is a story. Love that he went and used it with everyone there. Love that lack of shame As far as the teething, have you considered rubbing his gums with bourbon? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I thought tilt's zing was solid That's just because he flew down to Florida to read it to you. You either need to provide some personal content or be me to rank in the top ten. I choose to be you. The whole pantsless thing didn't become known until today, which is the start of the next week. I'm pantsless right now. I didn't realize it would move me up in the rankings. Here's a graph: This is pretty fantastic. I'm proud of myself for posting it. The best joke of the day was unwittingly made by Ronald. 250k for my education? I wish. The remedial tutoring after failing the bar six times was a buck and a quarter alone. Pussy is my drug. Can't get enough of it. Technically this may be correct, but let's focus on getting SOME of it first. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 That was a master class in zinging. But I have to dock you some points because I hate how bunched together everything is. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Hey bar exam jokes. Terrific. Sorry Thera, Eli is still about a month or so from teeth. Whiskey on the gums is advice I received as well. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 That was a master class in zinging. But I have to dock you some points because I hate how bunched together everything is. Hey it's not my fault there's so many lines on the graph. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Hey bar exam jokes. Terrific. Sorry Thera, Eli is still about a month or so from teeth. Whiskey on the gums is advice I received as well. Yeah that works pretty well. Don't forget to swallow it too, though - its far more effective that way. Helps me sleep through 'most any noise. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Hey bar exam jokes. Terrific. Sorry Thera, Eli is still about a month or so from teeth. Whiskey on the gums is advice I received as well. Brv, I was joking Hey, go with it Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Watching a documentary called Sunset Strip. It's about, well, the Sunset Strip. If you have any like of history about Hollywood and that scene, it's crazy interesting. Playing on Showtime Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Nobody cares old man. Have you been to the gym lately? Now that's something I do care about. Lets you and I get healthy and live a little longer dammit. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Why would you want to live longer? Seems cruel to prolong the misery 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 The first half, covering the inception through the late 50's was the most interesting so far. Just made it to the 80's now. Dave Navarro seems like a hyper-tool Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Maybe if you went to the gym, you could stand up without falling into the pool. Edit: Seriously though, nobody cares about your silly documentary. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 we have acquired a new Tilt. hooray. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 He's talking about you. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I thought you people enjoyed interesting things. I guess not. I'm gonna go all Shake on yo asses Does Strat mean me or Cane? Link to post Share on other sites
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