Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Well HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? Order a pssy juice cocktail. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I feel like IE has been spot-on with all of his posts this week. I'm bumping him to #1 for now. I know, right? One promotion and now he's all Mr Business (with a minor in Getting Down To). I didn't look very carefully and at first I thought this was Napa's girl-toy. I approved heartily. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 It was a joke. She's probably smarter than me. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Well HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? Order a pssy juice cocktail. This. Or a Sex on the beach. When I sold cars we would often go to the bar after we closed down the dealership. One night I'm sitting at the bar with a buddy and this older, 40ish is couple is sitting there. I was 22 or 23 I think. Anyway she was really cute and flirty, even with her boyfriend/husband sitting there. After a while she whispers something to the bartender and a couple minutes later he sets a drink down in front of me. I've got a confused look on my face and the lady says "have you ever had sex on the beach?" and I say, "uh...no..." and she says "well, it's about time you did. (nods at the drink) and says "see if you like it". Probably turned 3 shades of red from blushing. Talked to the AM today. She said she has no intention whatsoever of leaving my district so it's a non issue. But as far as the other DM, I won't forget... Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I just made a joke on twitter about my wife leaving me and used the hash tag Elysium and some dude tweeted me about how it gets better. Really amusing to me right now. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I started out drinking Bicardi sprites and she was calling me Andrea. This is before any reco from you guys. That's my drink right now. Long hair don't care. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Bacardi limon, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 If she calls you Andrea again, I'd go with "settle down Butch, I crushed half a bottle of Makers before I got here. This is me sobering up" Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Keep it under control on the getting hammered. Keep a nice loose lip buzz. And get a picture ASAP. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 My bro TG, you missed the picture. Ill post it again for you. It's a behind shot. We also took a picture together but I'm not posting that. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. ASS Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Whoops. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Yead I'd hit it for sure. How tall is she? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 5'4? Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I'm on my way to iowa Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Naps inspired me. I'm drinking and going out. #ahole. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Guys. I have no idea. Ill let you know in the morning if anything happened or not. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Had a second date with the girl I got set up with by a guy at work. Dinner. Drinks at the beach. Nice night. No sex. She's not the hottest girl maybe a 7 but she doesn't have that BS attitude a lots of chicks get thinking their shit don't stink. But nice body. Solid boobs. Round butt. Felt it up a little. Firm and round just how I like it. And she's actually a rare girl that seems to really like me not just wanting to bang or have someone to pay her bills. Going to see her again Wednesday probably. She'll will be the first girl since my divorce that got to a 3rd date without banging. It's either sex the 1st or 2nd date or they don't make the 3rd date. Wednesday is gonna be dinner and a movie at my house along with some drinks so yeah it's game on. Probably could've made it happen tonight but just couldn't pull the trigger. Link to post Share on other sites
funyet 53 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Nothing will happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 . You're right. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 She brought up the dude and her 30 day rule. I told her I have a 7 hour rule. That's for you Ronnie. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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