Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 You only have to order them before 7. I'm ok with drinking any day of the week. Yeah, but I can't imagine they'd let me order 6 beers for me at 6:58. I'll try at some point. Yeah, but you don't binge drink like me. i haven't drank in a long time. and i do mean a long damn time. i actually can't remember when the last time was. This, along with tons of other shit, explains a lot Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I have at least one drink a night. Boss man bought us a case of Bud Light and stuff for bloody Mary's today as a "get ready for busy season" gift. Ill probably have a beer or two when I go in tomorrow morning. It sucks because I work in the basement and so i have to go out of my way to make sure my boss sees me come in on Saturdays. Old work chick told me I should come drink at the bar she's bar tending at. Thinking about it, but I don't want her to think I got all dressed up for her. Plus, it really hinders my chances with her tonight since she's working. I'm wearing Levi chinos and a light blue plaid button up with the sleeves rolled up (tucked in, one button undone) and a pair of boat shoes. My hair is decent. Look about as good as I get. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 *sigh* Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 just go to her bar and get shitfaced and tell her you love her. that might work. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 just go to her bar and get shitfaced and tell her you love her. that might work. Finally. Now it's starting to click with you Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 i tried it in high school several times with no success. but i feel like its his only play. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Well. I'm here. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Well. I'm here. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I hope some of you mfers are gonna be around to entertain me. She just told me she went on a date last week and told the dude she had a 30 date rule and then today he sent her 25 roses. Told her I hope they have a long and happy relationship. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 okay we're off to a bad start, but we can turn this thing around. tell her you're not even drunk yet and she looks good so you can take that to the bank. say that word for word. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Tell her you have a one date rule 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I woulda said something but the conversation transitioned to quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 In response to someone's question about Iowa/Iowa state she said she liked iowa state since I went there. I'm gonna get a picture for you guys. You deserve it. But don't be expecting a ton. This is me were talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 okay we're off to a bad start, but we can turn this thing around. tell her you're not even drunk yet and she looks good so you can take that to the bank. say that word for word. I must be drinking faggot juice or something because I enjoyed this line too. Jesus, am I morphing into you? In response to someone's question about Iowa/Iowa state she said she liked iowa state since I went there. I'm gonna get a picture for you guys. You deserve it. But don't be expecting a ton. This is me were talking about. Hey, she's a bartender, isn't she? You know I love bartenders. And sluts 25 date rule, pffft, I woulda had something to say about that Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I thought MexiMelt was the guy who worked out with a hood on and had a douchey guy tell him to stop. that's what that was all about. working out with a hood on. hoodie. I picture it with cut-off sleeves to show off the guns. sleeveless hoodie or Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Getting drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 i'd go there. hell i'd pay. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Perfect. Take her from behind Nappy. TAKE HER I like doing cardio with my hood up. I feel silly doing it while lifting weights. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 i'd go there. hell i'd pay. After the proper cooling off period, obv. Saaaayyyyyy, 4 years? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 then I stand by my story. sexing up the ladies is cardio. possibly it's like wearing a weight vest if you're standing up or something. it looks like her shirt is on backwards with that slight V action Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 well i'd need my team to vet her. that should take a year or two of constant surveillance. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 She's not very bright. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 She's not very bright. Most aren't. Deal with it. Don't be Strat edit: Not smart in the way we want them to be. Some can do math and shit Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 MOVE THE GODDAMNED GLASS NAPA, JESUS! I just unliked Flu's post and then liked it again. I just cut out the middle man and didn't like your post in the first place. I have at least one drink a night. Boss man bought us a case of Bud Light and stuff for bloody Mary's today as a "get ready for busy season" gift. Ill probably have a beer or two when I go in tomorrow morning. It sucks because I work in the basement and so i have to go out of my way to make sure my boss sees me come in on Saturdays. Old work chick told me I should come drink at the bar she's bar tending at. Thinking about it, but I don't want her to think I got all dressed up for her. Plus, it really hinders my chances with her tonight since she's working. I'm wearing Levi chinos and a light blue plaid button up with the sleeves rolled up (tucked in, one button undone) and a pair of boat shoes. My hair is decent. Look about as good as I get. Yeah, THAT'S what hinders your chances. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 It was a joke. She's probably smarter than me. Link to post Share on other sites
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