Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Welp, I just tried to make a smoothie and my blender doesn't work. So I don't have a blender. Down to like 9 total possessions. It's kind of the right way to live. We don't need a ton of shit. Although, I do enjoy stuff, mostly because I'm a homebody I only enjoy drinking when out though. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Here is a sleeping bag with legs: Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 that's stupid Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I didnt see pictures on FB. I did see shake's handsome face. Instahard Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 too bad there aren't any other social networking sites out there where one can share pictures Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 that's stupid Classic ol/dr 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Holy shit Shake's girl is not unattractive Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Hey Shake, if you pm me a picture of your girl, I'll send you a picture of Essay's. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Classic ol/dr haha Holy shit Shake's girl is not unattractive uh oh. worlds beginning to collide... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 too bad there aren't any other social networking sites out there where one can share pictures Did I ask where to find them? NO, didnt think so Muthafcka. I assumed as much, but my shirt was over Plus I don't care that much. Now I'm gonna find that pic napa was talking about and jerk off to it Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 shake pls PM me the pic people are talking about, the one of your girlfriend that is supposedly not unattractive. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 shake pls PM me the pic people are talking about, the one of your girlfriend that is supposedly not unattractive. At least I offered something in return. You got anything worth trading? Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 HEY SHAKE PLEASE PM ME ALL THE PICTURES I PROMISE TO INSTANTLY DELETE IT I AM JUST REALLY CURIOUS YOU GUYS Best Buy sells blenders. I went there fully intending to buy a new blender, but instead spent the whole wad on Microsoft Points so I can buy games for my XBOX. My ex uses that blender every day (all she eats is smoothies because she's trying to lose five pounds so all the guys will want to chop her down or whatever), so I figure she'll replace it when she finds out it doesn't work. Win/Win. Win. (The first two wins are me, and the last win is whatever guy hits it five pounds lighter.) It's kind of the right way to live. We don't need a ton of shit. Although, I do enjoy stuff, mostly because I'm a homebody I only enjoy drinking when out though. I've never needed much stuff. As long as I have internet, internet devices, and access to a place that shows sporting events on TV I'm fine. I would rather be able to buy my friends drinks than have some kind of totally rad electric razor. Whatever manscaping I do, I do with a pair of scissors and a Mach 3 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 And now it's time to drink one thousand beers and spend the next four hours browsing XBOX titles, paralyzed with indecision. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 I've never needed much stuff. As long as I have internet, internet devices, and access to a place that shows sporting events on TV I'm fine. I would rather be able to buy my friends drinks than have some kind of totally rad electric razor. Whatever manscaping I do, I do with a pair of scissors and a Mach 3 Answer please: Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 At least I offered something in return. You got anything worth trading? I can promise him anything in return failing that, napa pls Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Answer please: I need some time to think. (I suppose this post serves no purpose) Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Important Question Are we allowed to sacrifice 5 million extra once we get down there for 5 bonus points to spend? Or are we locked in from the very beginning? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 No word on the job and I don't want to bother my contact about it. Figure he'll let me know one way or another. Be it via text or just removing me from Facebook. Strat, I might or I might not. I don't need you to be go all you and criticize her even though she's way more than acceptable and bring down our Shakey. I'm happy one of us broke though. I'm drinking and smoking black and milds because I'm black. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 smd fits perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Dear Mr. The Mover I will be in San Diego July 19th. We will likely stay in the Gaslamp Quarter and just want to see some "quick" sites around town, meaning no trip to the zoo or sea world. I have received and read your request and will get back to you next week. don't read this http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Stabbing-Market-Street-San-Diego-CVS-Alta-Condo-Gaslamp-211584331.html Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Whatever manscaping I do, I do with a pair of scissors on March 3 Corrected to show how I read your post Felt you shoulda trimmed up more often Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 A few more things that need clarification from Whiskers. 1. Is the 18 year old ONLY a willing sex partner? Or does she spend the time with me down there as well? Basically, will it be like I have a random person down there whenever I want? Or is her ONLY function sex? 2. What kind of medical care am I getting from the Mayo Clinic? Basic stuff (regular checkups, emergency care)? Or the expensive stuff (surgery, transplants if needed, potentially psychiatric care, full access to advice medical advice)? Do I have to pay for it out of my loot? Depending on the answers to those questions, I think I've got a pretty solid plan in place. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Corrected to show how I read your post Felt you shoulda trimmed up more often I don't go too crazy. Shave my balls every Sunday (Sunday is ball shavin' day), keep my dong lettuce trimmed every few weeks. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 I've never needed much stuff.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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