Essay21 2,385 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I would definitely give up porn for a year to look like brad Pitt in fight club Yeah cause you'd spend that year balls deep in every vagina you came across. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I'd give up porn forever shit. assuming I could continue eating cookies. went out drinking and eating japanese with coworkers tonight. on a tuesday no less! it was free so that's why. and because it's supposed to snow tonight. though now apparently much less than it was supposed to, so my sleeping in and working from home might not happen, which would suck. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I'd give up porn forever shit. assuming I could continue eating cookies. What would you give up to look like that right now, but then you're on your own to maintain it? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Yeah I was wondering what you were still doing awake and posting. Good for you for going out, did you talk to any ladies? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Brad Pitt is one of those guys that I could pick in the "who would you exchange lives with" game, except for all the little black kids. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 What would you give up to look like that right now, but then you're on your own to maintain it? lol no. 2 weeks I'm back to me. Yeah I was wondering what you were still doing awake and posting. Good for you for going out, did you talk to any ladies? lol no. I'm still me. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 What would you give up to look like that right now, but then you're on your own to maintain it? If I'm being honest, probably: looking like that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Back when he was cheating on Jennifer Anniston with Angelina Jolie was probably the peak of his powers. Being married to her now with the aforementioned black children and huminitarian work makes it not so quick for me to trade lives with him. I would give up cable to look like him in fight club with the maintenance. Not Internet though. I would need to be able to come on here to brag of my vag conquests. Just throwing out randoms. Porn for 5 years. It's pretty worth it. You would maintain for a bit then you'd have a long time where you're not carved out of stone but still looking bang able to every chick you see. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Maybe. My thing is just that we're really only getting snippthem.of what's going on and it's all from one side. I don't know the whole story, so I'm not going to draw conclusions on her character. I'm not saying strat is being purposefully misleading or anything, I just don't think there's enough information here. Very true, but we can all agree she's a terrible person, correct? freelance photographer Perfect job in that situation. You get to go to every major sporting event for free. Take pictures. No pressure to sell them. Perfect. judgement E. Interesting. Besides, Brad Pitt rarely makes me think "great actor" ************. Who do you think IS great? Carrot Top? Sly Stallone? Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I, uh...I think we always expect that. Its not easy bein me, ya know Beansey, I wanted to try that but I don't like a maple flavor. It's the flavor I always throw away in my instant oatmeal packets. The smell makes me dry heave. Maple syrup is good on a waffle Of course my first taste was straight... odd. Im not sure why they chose that flavor. Im not sure why I chose that flavor. Anyway, after trying a few mixers I found seven up and a squeeze of lemon made a pretty good drink out of it... didnt have any sour mix at hand but I assume that would be its best use Ill be canning the straight stuff for the boat, though Jack had the right idea with the honey. Straight black daniels always had that "woo" aftertaste the honey flavor covers... Pitt always irks me the was he says "casina" in oceans eleven. Ive seen him in that trout fishing movie and bastards but I think thats it other than the rest of the oceans flicks Seems to be a nice chap, other than the black kids that is 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I'm working from home today because of the snow/because I can. by working from home I think that means I'll be doing some ironing, napping, and fapping. maybe attend one meeting, but don't want to go too crazy on that. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Perfect job in that situation. You get to go to every major sporting event for free. Take pictures. No pressure to sell them. Perfect. I feel like if this was true a lot more people would do it as a fake side job. I'm working from home today because of the snow/because I can. by working from home I think that means I'll be doing some ironing, napping, and fapping. maybe attend one meeting, but don't want to go too crazy on that. Sounds like my old job, except for the ironing. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Seems to be a nice chap, other than the black kids that is Being married to her now with the aforementioned black children makes it not so quick for me to trade lives with him. Whole buncha racists in here. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 only against black people though 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 If I'm being honest, probably: looking like that. This was good. Very true, but we can all agree she's a terrible person, correct? E. Interesting. I think that's what I was disputing. I usually go without the E; don't know why I did that here. But both are acceptable, so whatever. I feel like if this was true a lot more people would do it as a fake side job. Right? I think brv needs to tell us more. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I think Karma has popped it's head up and bit me in the ass (that's a saying, right?). My roof is leaking. Shake, I feel your pain! Also, isn't it ironic that the guy with perpetually bad rood's name, is shake? Karma's gonna bite me on that one. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Will the tractor help with the problem? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 For beans: Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Does that have a link to a product? That is the prefect xmas gift for my dad. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Sort of. It's called the Human Hoist. It, uh, needs some funding. http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/304123 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Well, it's awesome. That would save so much time working on cars and so much back and knee pain. I could even see in the right setting it working for electricians and plumbers. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Wish I could see that picture, but it won't load. IT HAS NOT LOADED. I don't really have anything for you. Felt sick when I woke up so I went back to sleep. Didn't get to work until 11:15. So I'll be here until 9 or 10 tonight. But it doesn't matter because I have nothing else to do anyways. This post is over. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 You can come in as late as you please? As long as you work a certain amount of hours? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I can come in when I want, go home when I want, drink at work when I want, watch videos when I want, make videos when I want... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 You can come in as late as you please? As long as you work a certain amount of hours? Pretty much. Most days it's 930 to 7. Link to post Share on other sites
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