Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 if a girl has slept with more than three guys then she is a disgusting whore and I will not touch her That explains a lot. No the hardest part is not finishing in 12 seconds. But that's all mental, I just need more confidence. Mouth and hands can get you by, but they can't make you a winner. No. It's all physical. Spend your time on her, don't let her spend much time on you. Then, stop and go. Well yes, that part can be hard. I disagree, they totally make you a winner. If you can improve to "passable" in the actual sex part, that's what puts you over the top to "I'd like to do that again, many times". Speedz is bringing it today. Agree 100% Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 But what does speedz have to say about subway? You know, the important things in life. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I don't seek out Subway, but I don't dislike it. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'm sorry, but are you speedz? Although that does happen to be my answer as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 An acceptable answer. I will continue to take and then not execute advice from you both. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I don't think I offered any advice. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Not today maybe. But you have before. And I'm sure you will again. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Yeah, you should just give up So many honor students, varsity studs running around the the accounting office, rocking their letterman's jacket, holding court at the water cooler. That would be funny if the office was like high school I think that The Office is a lot like high school. At least, it used to be. Now it's just a depressing show about an office. Maybe we need MDG to pop his head in with advice, which I assume would be, "Meet a heavy chick who likes you enough to take complete control of your destiny, sexual and other." No idea why I quoted this. I eat Subway about once a week these days. Usually with chips. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Well, you make observations that if seriously considered could lead one towards a particular course of action. That's...sort of advice? Edit: Double OLDR. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Speedz is out. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Im quite sure Ive never heard anyone gripe about how floozy a gal dressed other than another woman... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Well, you make observations that if seriously considered could lead one towards a particular course of action. That's...sort of advice? Fair enough. Hey Essay, tell us more about what you'll be getting from Subway. I want to know everything. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'll tell you and then you'll know why subway is fine by me. I don't need any fancy ingredients or anything. I just get the herbs and cheese bread, chicken breast, pepperoni, American cheese, and the chipotle sauce. That's it. Maybe mayo if I'm feeling frisky. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. Now you know. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Foot long I assume? Toasted? You gonna combo it up? Maybe a cookie? Taking it home to eat in front of the TV? What are you going to watch? Gimme the deets, man. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 that said, the majority of girls who dress skanky are skanks. I stopped here on ketchup cause I have something important to do....although Im sure the same debate is firing on up page... In my own personal experience, Ive found without a doubt its much easier to get the drawers off a "normally" dressed gal that one thats made up to the nines Dont ask me what nines are cause I dunno.... skank in this example, I suppose... Three gals at a bar...two "skank" looking...one not. I go for the "not" More than not, the skanks are just looking for attention. Odds are they will be peeling off makup and stockings at their boyfriends house later that evening... The regularly dressed gal is going out with the skanks hoping to gather some of their attention so her heels will get elevated that night I wont argue the point like Sir Mexi...like telling me the sky is blue... ON A CLEAR DAY Anyhoo... you guys have a lot to learn. Ill personally sign copies of my memoirs and send them to you doubters when the time comes... Ill be tweeting paint fumes later Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Yeah footlong for sure. Always toasted. Always be toasting. Won't get the combo because ill take it home and watch TV and I have cheese it's at home. Plus if I combo ill get a soda and I need to not be doing that. No cookies for my fat ass either. Probably watch a game on espn of its good. If not ill go Netflix. Probably a psych episode. Been watching that a lot lately. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Im quite sure Ive never heard anyone gripe about how floozy a gal dressed other than another woman... Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I've never doubted Beans a second but if it means ill get a free signed copy of his memoirs you can start calling me Thomas. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Probably watch a game on espn of its good. If not ill go Netflix. Probably a psych episode. Been watching that a lot lately. Hello, Netflix. In Progress - 9:19 1st Half (25) Notre Dame 3 (20-6, 8-5 Big East) (20) Pittsburgh 15 (20-6, 8-5 Big East) (In case that's not clear, it says that Notre Dame has 3 points with 9 minutes left in the 1st half.) Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Im quite sure Ive never heard anyone gripe about how floozy a gal dressed other than another woman... WE'RE NOT COMPLAINING! Just saying that it's not super out of order to call a girl skanky when she's dressed skankily. I'll tell you and then you'll know why subway is fine by me. I don't need any fancy ingredients or anything. I just get the herbs and cheese bread, chicken breast, pepperoni, American cheese, and the chipotle sauce. That's it. Maybe mayo if I'm feeling frisky. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. Chicken breast and pepperoni? Is that a thing? I stopped here on ketchup cause I have something important to do....although Im sure the same debate is firing on up page... In my own personal experience, Ive found without a doubt its much easier to get the drawers off a "normally" dressed gal that one thats made up to the nines Dont ask me what nines are cause I dunno.... skank in this example, I suppose... Three gals at a bar...two "skank" looking...one not. I go for the "not" More than not, the skanks are just looking for attention. Odds are they will be peeling off makup and stockings at their boyfriends house later that evening... The regularly dressed gal is going out with the skanks hoping to gather some of their attention so her heels will get elevated that night I wont argue the point like Sir Mexi...like telling me the sky is blue... ON A CLEAR DAY Anyhoo... you guys have a lot to learn. Ill personally sign copies of my memoirs and send them to you doubters when the time comes... Ill be tweeting paint fumes later Yeah footlong for sure. This was a funny progression. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I talked to Joanna today. the ex called her maybe four or five times in that 45 minutes, plus several texts. it's been like two weeks of this, I don't really understand why she hasn't changed her number or just moved to a policy of keeping the phone off. yeah, there's the 'likes the attention' angle, but again, weeks of your phone blowing up? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Hey Essay, I calculated the nutritional facts for your Subway sandwich. It's 1,120 calories and 58 grams of fat. Also, Cheez-Its are 150 calories per 27 crackers, which is actually much better than I would've guessed. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I don't really understand why she hasn't changed her number or just moved to a policy of keeping the phone off. That seems like more of a hassle than it's worth. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 you can fit that 1300 calorie meal into a reasonable daily intake. it's still really stupid, and exactly why people who eat at subway buying the whole weight loss angle are silly. I did the second leg of my weight loss eating subway though, but I ate the 6" subs with none of the dressings/condiments people enjoy. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I mean, I googled it, her provider doesn't allow you to block texts/calls from specified numbers. I guess she could go to the police, maybe? I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
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