InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 to add a little more, I think if I had any planning ability I could probably have food in my stomach for most of the day and still stay way under my goals. I am hungry most of the day solely because I am too lazy to plan it. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I'm disappointed. Feel like I setup a solid "...we just say auditor" joke nobody took. We were talking about Charlie Chaplin and somebody said (in a negative tone) "yeah, but you know he slept with young teenage girls, right?" I followed it up with a "yeah he did!" and high fived an imaginary Charlie Chaplin. Got a big laugh. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Damn. I hate when I miss a set up for a joke. Sorry nap. Nice chaplain joke though. Strat eat some more. It won't kill you. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 "Think he nailed her so good her cummer was stuck and couldnt get up?" me: I'm pretty much the best... around [normal tone] coworker [takes a few steps away, comes back]: hey, do you think anyone is ever going to bring you down? me: it doesn't seem likely Nailed it. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 that gif is from team fortress 2. the engine allows for some of the more odd humor/customization. I might find some YouTube videos when I get home that support what I am saying. though I don't know how non-players would find it funny. ok, I won't do it. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Maybe if you streamed it? Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 How am I supposed to control myself when someone briga in donuts every day? I got a jelly filled one today. Those are my favorites. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 How am I supposed to control myself when someone briga in donuts every day? I got a jelly filled one today. Those are my favorites. I hear ya though. I mean, you can't not eat a donut, right? And jelly is fruit. Fruit is healthy. I think you're good here. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Not eating a Jelly donut is not an option. I'm weak. What can I say. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Tuesday DVR is blocked at 9pm. I don't know what this means. if kansas loses this game i might cry. Sorry about your tears. Also your upcoming game at Hilton can't be something you're looking forward to. That loss to TCU will most likely cost you a #1 seed. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I don't know what this means. I assume it means his DVR is already set to record something else at that time. Beans, your video is blocked in my country. What country are you in? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 So many questions. Why is Ron still living in 2005? Does he still have a VHS player hooked up to his TV? Why does DirecTv screw it's long term customers out of new equipment, basically forcing them to change providers to get worthwhile hardware? Isn't MMA like the most important thing to Mexico? What show or shows could possibly be bumping this? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 That's a lot of questions about Ron for someone who loves his wife so much. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 So many questions. Why is Ron still living in 2005? Does he still have a VHS player hooked up to his TV? Why does DirecTv screw it's long term customers out of new equipment, basically forcing them to change providers to get worthwhile hardware? Isn't MMA like the most important thing to Mexico? What show or shows could possibly be bumping this? The Lying Game New Girl I enjoy New Girl and neither of those programs rerun or are OnDemand. I have Directv. They just rolled out the Genie thing where you can record 5 programs at once but i'm gathering it costs more and I'm already paying through the nose. I'm in the process of looking into it. I do love mma but TUF episodes can usually wait. I like to watch live fights, live. Same with sporting events. That stuff was recorded months ago. I'm a giver. If I can give, whether it be a dvr slot or oral, I'll give. No biggie. I do not have a vcr, Although I do have a few tapes I'd like to view. Some homemade stuff. (Not porn). 2005 wasnt a bad year. A full year after my divorce. Still a little broken but chasing tail and going out a lot. Plus, I was 33. Not too shabby. (Half the people here would kill themselves if they woke up tomorrow 33yo) Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 He's probably recording American idol and real housewives of Atlanta. Guy has no standards. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 He's probably recording American idol and real housewives of Atlanta. Guy has no standards. Ha HA. What do YOU know? It wasnt EITHER of those. I make concessions for my lady, sort of like you do for "yours" by not bothering her with those pesky sexual advances Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The things we do for love. Life's funny that way I guess. So I answer a case this morning. Easy question. The moron high school graduate who sent in te question decides to call me up and tell me my answeris wrong because some other GED candidate said so. I said its right there in the code, either claim the credit or don't, I don't care. But I'm right and you're wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Making friends and busting ends Meh, some people, most people, are morons and deserve to be treated as such Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Believe me I don't abide insolence from the proletariat. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Making fish tacos for me and my roommate tonight with coleslaw on the side. Feel like I need another side. Thoughts? Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 PUSSY. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Probably too late but chips and salsa. I only suggest this because I just got back from a Mexican place. No workout today. I had two chicken soft tacos and the side is chips and a decent, fresh tasting salsa. I don't overeat at a Mexican place though because it isn't my favorite. We went because its the lady's bday today and she enjoys the place we went, and she doesn't go there as much anymore since I moved up, because I cook, and she knows I don't enjoy it. See suited, sacrifices. No workout though. There is always tomorrow. And Saturday and Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Probably too late but chips and salsa. That's ok, Napa shouldn't be eating more anyway. I'm glad Napa is looking to drop some weight; I've had all these fat jokes/insults building up inside me for a long time. Not unlike Napa himself. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Hell of a sacrifice, Ronny. Skipping the workout to go eat out at a Mexican joint. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now