SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Oh man, I like boobs. Especially boobs around that age. Thanks for sharing. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Grantland bracket: Best Chappelle show episodes. My initial thoughts. Rick James has to win, just because of how everyone on Earth was quoting a little watching show on comedy central in 2002 or whatever. Which means that "I know black people" gets SCREWED. I would have "I know black people" ranked 3rd best skit ever, right after Prince and Rick James. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Grantland bracket: Best Chappelle show episodes. My initial thoughts. Rick James has to win, just because of how everyone on Earth was quoting a little watching show on comedy central in 2002 or whatever. Which means that "I know black people" gets SCREWED. I would have "I know black people" ranked 3rd best skit ever, right after Prince and Rick James. If Rick James comes before Black People then they aren't getting screwed. Any more than usual, anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 The p diddy skit was my favorite. Ima need you to go up to 59th street and get me a sugar cookie. That's a good sugar cookie man. You did it. Ima open the studio back up. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Racial Draft is the only skit I've seen. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I liked this. BTW, during this morning's "session", my wife starts laughing. "I just can't stop thinking about you being that baby and then that dude jumping out the window." Thanks, Whiskers. Don't know why you can't have the same attitude in a MMF. Get yours. Also, isn't 50% of a girl better than 0%? Why don't you answer this, instead of making Napa. Do you view being naked in bed with a 2nd dude the exact same as with a 2nd girl? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Oh shit, BRVY TURNING UP THE HEAT. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Why don't you answer this, instead of making Napa. Do you view being naked in bed with a 2nd dude the exact same as with a 2nd girl? No, it's not the exact same. Obviously there are a lot of exit ramps on this road, but I think: FFM > MF > MMF > M But that's more from a "this is your last night on earth" type of scenario more than "this is what your long-term relationship will be like." I don't want a girlfriend/wife that needs two dudes all the time, but as a one-off, I'm not disgusted by it or anything. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 BTW, during this morning's "session", my wife starts laughing. "I just can't stop thinking about you being that baby and then that dude jumping out the window." This is really great. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Circa 2001 I worked at Siemens right there and stayed on University Blvd. How long of a drive is that from where you are now? I'm headed to Orlando but I don't think I will be there overnight. Flying in for a meeting in the morning then driving to Ft. Lauderdale. I'm sure you were going to be available that night for beers too... Edit: I thought I was posting this right after Ronny, then realized that another page had started. Oops. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Circa 2001 I worked at Siemens right there and stayed on University Blvd. How long of a drive is that from where you are now? I'm headed to Orlando but I don't think I will be there overnight. Flying in for a meeting in the morning then driving to Ft. Lauderdale. I'm sure you were going to be available that night for beers too... Edit: I thought I was posting this right after Ronny, then realized that another page had started. Oops. I'm with ya big fella. I'm about 10-15 minutes from there, but the lady works at that Siemans campus. Been there, big place. And I was totes avail for drinks that night. Throw me the deets. Got the perfect beer place Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 No, it's not the exact same. Obviously there are a lot of exit ramps on this road, but I think: FFM > MF > MMF > M Where does MM fall on this list? Because long term prisoners seem to feel that MM>M. Not that suited or napa have to answer, but I am curious how long its been since their P has been inside the mouth or Vag of a lady. You know what, I'll accept hand has well? Bare Pen in a hand, mouth or vag. GO. (If you want, no pressure on this one). Shake shares so he's not included, and strat doesnt enjoy this line of discussion Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I was talking to a girl this weekend and she said she hadn't had sex since christmas before last. over a year. for a girl (who actually wants to have sex). that's crazy. she's not thin but she's moderately attractive otherwise so it's kind of strange. I thought I was bad for no sex since october. though to be fair I'm sure that will be the last time I have sex for a very long time, if ever. and by the way she's one of my best friend's ex wives so banging isn't an option (plus I'm not attracted to her). Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Where does MM fall on this list? Because long term prisoners seem to feel that MM>M. M > MM Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Racial Draft is the only skit I've seen. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I haven't had sex since October of 2011. Bare hand on penis was last April. It was with current lady and I almost finished in my pants, but I pulled away in time. Really ruined the moment though. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Wait, you have gotten to third base with this girl 9 months ago, and now you keep having this back and forth where nothing is really happening. Man, this girl sounds like she is ****ed up (no offense). Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Well it's partly my fault because I hesitated that night and the next night. Performance anxiety got me and I didn't push ahead when the signals were clear. The signals have never returned. Thats the problem. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 no the problem is that you're still acknowledging her existence Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Wait, you have gotten to third base with this girl 9 months ago, and now you keep having this back and forth where nothing is really happening. Man, this girl sounds like she is ****ed up (no offense). Yeah, you were much nicer than I was gonna be. This woman has touched your wang and you're still scared to make a move? I'm so confused Shake, have sex with her. Fake it. You must. Sell it like you both need it. Purely clinical Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Well it's partly my fault because I hesitated that night and the next night. Performance anxiety got me and I didn't push ahead when the signals were clear. The signals have never returned. Thats the problem. Her hand on your penis is a pretty big signal. The fact that you didn't push ahead with those signals might make her apprehensive about giving you more signals, so she's just going to wait for you to do something already. Maybe. Maybe she's just playing with you like a cheetah plays with his kill. Did you hear the Ron Magill segment where he talked about a harpy eagle snatching a howler monkey out of a tree? How crazy is that? I can't believe that's the first time he's talked about eagles grabbing monkeys from trees. And their talons are so strong it breaks the monkey's back. Eagles, man. Anyway, make your move. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 ron, as I said she's one of my friend's ex wives. I hav three friends. can't really afford to lose one for one time sex with a girl I don't want to have sex with. plus there's the whole she also needs to be attracted to me (of course she isn't, she's a female) thing. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I'm still waiting to hear HOW I make te move. Give me a scenario or an example of what to say or do. A realistic one if you please. Just make a move already isn't helpful. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 So this woman doesn't want sex with you and you don't want sex with her and you're surprised she hasn't had sex in a long time? What type of guys do you imagine her hooking up with? Edit: This was for Shake. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I'm still waiting to hear HOW I make te move. Give me a scenario or an example of what to say or do. A realistic one if you please. Just make a move already isn't helpful. Well, first you need to be more confident. And then you're going to kiss her. Don't wait for the right moment or an opening. Just say, "I've waited far too long to do this" and kiss her good and hard. I don't know about hard. Kiss her good though. With confidence. I love giving advice about stuff I don't know about. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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