brvheart 1,752 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Go on Napa, tell the only girl in the thread how she doesn't know what she's talking about in regards to talking to a woman because you made out with one in college!! Tilt, i mean this in the nicest way possible: What the **** is wrong with you? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 do you have any advice for guys that are very unattractive and generally unlikable in every way? **** you, Shake. I would murder Napa with a dull butcher knife to look as good as you. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 EVERYBODY CALM THE HELL DOWN. Whiskers, I was looking for an opportunity to make a move, I really was. I just don't think I can simply "just do it." It seems like you have to at least have an opening. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Tilty McTilterson had to be making a joke there. Right? This tax pro in Florida submitted the same question 3 times. Guess who spotted it and knocked them all out in 10 minutes to boost his stats. THIS BLEEPIN GUY. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 **** you, Shake. I would murder Napa with a dull butcher knife to look as good as you. Murder? Yes. Exercise? No. Whiskers, I was looking for an opportunity to make a move, I really was. I just don't think I can simply "just do it." It seems like you have to at least have an opening. Make your own opportunity dammit. Note again: I'm not talking from experience. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 these goddamn liberals expecting other people to do everything for them Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Yes you are. You would not be THAT big of a pussy. Eunuchs are more sexually aggressive than Suited Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Is that helpful, Ronald? I thought we were trying to accomplish something here. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Yes you are. You would not be THAT big of a pussy. Eunuchs are more sexually aggressive than Suited I don't have experience of having to make the first move because women throw themselves at me obviously. OBVIOUSLY. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I think this is really neat: Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Is that helpful, Ronald? I thought we were trying to accomplish something here. We're trying to emasculate you into becoming a man. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I think a community of 200k+ is going to make me a moderator in a few days. suck on that, kdawg. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Well it isn't working. Nice work stratomatic. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Work sucks today. I'll ask a question and then the manager will basically call me an idiot for asking it and then ill mention about looking at what they did last year and then he'll give me shit for having to look at last year because I don't know what to do. Because I was never trained and when I do try to ask I get called an idiot. Then at lunch he tells me to make sure to ask if I have any questions. Frustrated. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Being a manager is awesome. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Kick him in the dick. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Frau, you're a peach for indulging me. Thank you. Ignore Tilty because I have no idea what in the sam hell he's talking about. I think I have a strong track record of asking for advice and then taking it. I assume he's trying to make a joke, but you can never be to sure. Sigh. Tilt, i mean this in the nicest way possible: What the **** is wrong with you? What the **** are you talking about? Being a manager is awesome. This Kick him in the dick. And this. Having worked for very good and very bad managers I totally feel for Napa. Nothing worse than working for an asshat. Yes, I was making a joke last night. Sorry nobody got it. But it amused me. Which is really the point anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Tilty, as your last defender in here, even I have to admit that last nights attempt at a joke was awful and incomprehensible. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I will defend him to the end. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Tilty, as your last defender in here, even I have to admit that last nights attempt at a joke was awful and incomprehensible. But it would've been hilarious in real life. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 you can be sure of that. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I found exclusive footage of Napa enacting Frau's plan: Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 **** you, Shake. I would murder Napa with a dull butcher knife to look as good as you. well a shitty personality really cancels out a whole lot if that makes you feel any better. went to the gym this morning. then chipotle afterwards. for some reason this chipotle they opened near me is some sort of communal shit. like 8 tables total and they're all big 10+ seating jobs. not a single 2 person table. super fun eating alone there. never going back. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Jesus be a man, talk to a girl, make a move, grab a tit. Come on Sally. Link to post Share on other sites
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