Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Broke just out of college kids apparently. What's their rush to get married? Should we work up some excuses for you? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 CYCLONES! Also, that drawing is awesome. Thanks. I was seriously hooked on that game for a while and I loved going on tangents for my drawings. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 ok mexico I accept your apology you ****ing faggot. and yeah suited, I'm going, but no, i'm not telling her what I'm going as beforehand. but for all you doubting assholes, we've been texting all night. I am such a faggot but god damn. if I go to this party and she has a boyfriend there I'm going to stab him. in the face. just like you ron you sonofabitch. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 What's their rush to get married? Should we work up some excuses for you? I...I don't know. The groom was in my frat and didnt have that many friends in the house and even though the only time I ever really talked to the couple was at the occasionally tailgate or party I guess I'm one of the select few. Two of the guys who are going stayed at my place last night and I guess the couple was asking when I was getting in. And then when they found out I wasn't coming, they texted me saying so and so's parents are coming down tomorrow and they said they had room for me if I wanted to go. I had to search his number on Facebook because he's not in my phonebook and the text just came up as the number. That's how good of friends we are. And since the parents are coming back tomorrow night I can't use the "I don't have the vacation days to burn" excuse. Maybe I'll come up sick. I was golfing in freezing weather all morning. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Shake, you're like Kanye in that Keri Hilson/Kanye/Neo song. You should go in blackface as Kanye. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 blackface is always a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 ok mexico I accept your apology you ****ing faggot. and yeah suited, I'm going, but no, i'm not telling her what I'm going as beforehand. but for all you doubting assholes, we've been texting all night. I am such a faggot but god damn. if I go to this party and she has a boyfriend there I'm going to stab him. in the face. just like you ron you sonofabitch. I'll accept a stabbing, but not to anything vital. Texting is good. It's laying a base. I...I don't know. The groom was in my frat and didnt have that many friends in the house and even though the only time I ever really talked to the couple was at the occasionally tailgate or party I guess I'm one of the select few. Two of the guys who are going stayed at my place last night and I guess the couple was asking when I was getting in. And then when they found out I wasn't coming, they texted me saying so and so's parents are coming down tomorrow and they said they had room for me if I wanted to go. I had to search his number on Facebook because he's not in my phonebook and the text just came up as the number. That's how good of friends we are. And since the parents are coming back tomorrow night I can't use the "I don't have the vacation days to burn" excuse. Maybe I'll come up sick. I was golfing in freezing weather all morning. Well this is just weird now. No formal invites, a last minute, backhanded invite, you aren't even that close. Weird. Now, what's your gift? Are they providing dinner? Bar? If dinner, you gotta bring at least $50. Dinner and open bar, what, a hundo? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 No, there was a formal invite that I RSVP'd "yes" but I was really only 50/50 going and I woulda sent a card with money, so I guess I'm kind of the dick here. Now I guess I'll just deliver it by hand. Really don't want to go. It's like 12 hours round trip. I'd rather watch football. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I'm usually more fond of brunette's but Kate Upton is one of the hottest women ever. That is all. Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 0 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 ok mexico I accept your apology you ****ing faggot. and yeah suited, I'm going, but no, i'm not telling her what I'm going as beforehand. but for all you doubting assholes, we've been texting all night. I am such a faggot but god damn. if I go to this party and she has a boyfriend there I'm going to stab him. in the face. just like you ron you sonofabitch. You, uh, you sure about this? I mean, you're not exactly a freakin' chick magnet like me, you know? You probably don't even really, like, have a pool or a sweet ride or nothin'! Freakin' dumbasses. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Oh damn. 12 hours round trip? In one day? Efffffff that. Send the card. I'd pay a hundo NOT to go 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I'm old and lazy. I complained about 15 hours round trip on a 4 day weekend to see my parents, and aunt and uncle. I'm a lazy dope Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Shake, you're like Kanye in that Keri Hilson/Kanye/Neo song. You should go in blackface as Kanye. hey bud you're forgetting I'm white and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. No, there was a formal invite that I RSVP'd "yes" but I was really only 50/50 going and I woulda sent a card with money, so I guess I'm kind of the dick here. Now I guess I'll just deliver it by hand. Really don't want to go. It's like 12 hours round trip. I'd rather watch football. dude, 12 hours is a very long time round trip, but you rsvp'd. you have to go. wait, today's saturday, so we're talking about tomorrow? a sunday wedding? that's faggy as shit. fuck the rsvp. You, uh, you sure about this? I mean, you're not exactly a freakin' chick magnet like me, you know? You probably don't even really, like, have a pool or a sweet ride or nothin'! Freakin' dumbasses. this is so good. I'm going to have to practice so much. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I'm old and lazy. I complained about 15 hours round trip on a 4 day weekend to see my parents, and aunt and uncle. I'm a lazy dope 12 hour round trip plus whatever time to watch the wedding and eat dried out chicken breasts and having to be at work the next morning is more than enough to beg out. Lazy dope or not. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 people who have weddings on sundays should expect you not to come. and they don't deserve your respect either. sunday weddings on non holiday weekends are retarded. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Rsvp or no, that's ridiculous. 12 hours, riding with some dude's parents, Sunday. Nope. Why the hell did you RSVP? You gotta send enough to cover your plate and a gift if you don't go. Make sure you consult with this place next time before any weddings. That goes for everyone Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Well, I RSVP'd because I thought I might make a weekend of it and go to KC, but I had to burn vacation days on other stuff and didn't want to waste precious ones now. And it's not like I don't know the parents. They invite me over for dinner now and then and I'm really good friend with their elder son. But it doesn't matter because I'm in a Cadillac STS with the mom, the son, and another kid in the frat on my way to BFM. Guess I'm just a better person than you all are. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 well I'm laying on the couch watching aqua teen in my underwear so enjoy your faggy day fag. I'm lying. I'm actually pooping right now. 3rd time today. edit: 69, when you eat a junk lunch. at the same time that you get your junk munched. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 napa are you really gonna be in KC? I didn't catch what you're saying there but maybe you might be in KC? I'm too lazy to read it again. I'd drive out to meet you for a beer or something today, if you want. maybe even culvers? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Wait, you're too lazy to scroll up a page or two but will drive out to meet him for a beer? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Nah, I had thought of coming to KC but I'm not now. Driving straight through to wherever the shit this wedding is. I regret this already. They won't remember in two days if I was there or not anyways. I'm such an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 GOD NAPA YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T STAND IT Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 now that is funny. take note ron. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 now that is funny. take note brv. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Not really sure why you defaulted straight to mean here but ok, I won't bring it up again 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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